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jess555ja said: FuNkeNsteiN said: 
I don't believe in no damn pickup lines.   It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven...  [Edited 2/17/08 4:05am] Sometimes Life is like the post...You just don't get it! | |
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"Say, sweet thang--have you heard my bat dick joke?"
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"You look really, really, hot. Have you lost weight?"
From someone who's married, and I've worked with for years..... | |
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I got the classic "Where have u been all my life?" when I walked into a club one night, from a guy siting at the bar with his friends.....
SO I said " Hiding...shit..u found me!!!" His friends burst out laughing PRINCE IS WATCHING U  " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter In my Profile Pic | |
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chillichocaholic said: I got the classic "Where have u been all my life?" when I walked into a club one night, from a guy siting at the bar with his friends.....
SO I said " Hiding...shit..u found me!!!" His friends burst out laughing  Sometimes Life is like the post...You just don't get it! | |
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Imago said: "Say, sweet thang--have you heard my bat dick joke?"
Actually....no  PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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"Hey baby, are your legs tired? Because you've been running around in my mind all day long!"
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728huey said: "Hey baby, are your legs tired? Because you've been running around in my mind all day long!"
A good reply for this one would be.... "well its so small in there I didnt have far to go" PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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Thought these were funny
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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sammij said:
honestly, i don't even get pick up lines...
 Me either!  Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian  | |
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JuliePurplehead said: "Let's fuck."
 Well that just comes right to the point doesn't it? Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian | |
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I don't need pick up lines.
All I have to do is wear "Brute" and stand next to MuthaFunka or Funkenstein and the ladies swarm to me  "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." |
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veronikka said: Thought these were funny
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. | |
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I was having a convo with this guy and the next thing I know hes looking at my boobs and pulling at my sunnies (they were hooked on to the top of my singlet)
...and he says 'nice glasses'.... [Edited 2/18/08 19:43pm] | |
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"Hello" | |
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roodboi said: "Hello"
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I can't really think of any pickup lines I've received. I usually just ignore guys that try to talk to me, just tune them out.
The only one I really remember was "How does it feel to be the hottest chick in here?" And the only reason I remember it was I once used it with a dude (Yes, I switched "chick" for "dude" for all you smartasses that might ask me that) and it actually worked out. We dated for a while. | |
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JustErin said: I can't really think of any pickup lines I've received. I usually just ignore guys that try to talk to me, just tune them out.
The only one I really remember was "How does it feel to be the hottest chick in here?" And the only reason I remember it was I once used it with a dude (Yes, I switched "chick" for "dude" for all you smartasses that might ask me that) and it actually worked out. We dated for a while. Guys like being told that They just don't realize that line works on us | |
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EverSouliciouSucks said: JustErin said: I can't really think of any pickup lines I've received. I usually just ignore guys that try to talk to me, just tune them out.
The only one I really remember was "How does it feel to be the hottest chick in here?" And the only reason I remember it was I once used it with a dude (Yes, I switched "chick" for "dude" for all you smartasses that might ask me that) and it actually worked out. We dated for a while. Guys like being told that They just don't realize that line works on us Unless they are smoking hot! | |
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'Can you hold my drink whilst I go for a shit?' and 'do you want to come back to mine and watch my parents?'. Both are guaranteed winners. There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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728huey said: "Hey baby, are your legs tired? Because you've been running around in my mind all day long!"
I heard that one on Fresh Prince of Bel-air  | |
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today, some oldtimer (probably hopped up on the rock) yells at my friend (who's white) and i while we passed by:
"Hey salt n' peppa, what's happenin! Salt n' Peppa! What's happenin?!"
oh man...  [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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sammij said: today, some oldtimer (probably hopped up on the rock) yells at my friend (who's white) and i while we passed by:
"Hey salt n' peppa, what's happenin! Salt n' Peppa! What's happenin?!"
oh man... 
That's weird. | |
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jess555ja said: sammij said: today, some oldtimer (probably hopped up on the rock) yells at my friend (who's white) and i while we passed by:
"Hey salt n' peppa, what's happenin! Salt n' Peppa! What's happenin?!"
oh man...
That's weird. It would have been better if he said, "What's shakin'?" Missed opportunity!! | |
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A bit off topic but today I got this comment on myspace from a local band:
Your photos are as great as the song Green eyes by Nick Cave. With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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veronikka said: Thought these were funny
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. That's so sexist!  Women are constantly using those "men's" lines on me! My Legacy
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sammij said: today, some oldtimer (probably hopped up on the rock) yells at my friend (who's white) and i while we passed by:
"Hey salt n' peppa, what's happenin! Salt n' Peppa! What's happenin?!"
oh man... OH. MY. GOD.  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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"What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"
"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package." "Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track." "Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?" I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list." "Always blessings, never losses......"
Ya te dije....no manches guey!!!!!  I'm a guy!!!!
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