DexMSR said: Rhondab said: you have some bad ones NOW No really....I remember being drunk as fuck and slurring words to a chic back in the day...she walked away and I proceeded to get lost outside for about an hour with just a wifebeater on in October!! awwwww Dex | |
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evenstar said: benyamin said: Wasn't that you? you wish. i wasn't the one begging for it on a train of all places. [Edited 2/16/08 13:51pm] No, you only beg for it..oh wait, no you always beg. You even begged for it in church. [Edited 2/16/08 13:53pm] | |
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evenstar said: jess555ja said: I hate that. . . and it's all I ever get seriously. are there any guys who know how to hit on girls with any class? I don't believe in no damn pickup lines. It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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benyamin said: evenstar said: you wish. i wasn't the one begging for it on a train of all places. [Edited 2/16/08 13:51pm] No, you only beg for it..oh wait, no you always beg. You even begged for it in church. [Edited 2/16/08 13:53pm] that is SUCH a lie and you know it. you're the one always about to molest me in public! i'm innocent. | |
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FuNkeNsteiN said: evenstar said: seriously. are there any guys who know how to hit on girls with any class? I don't believe in no damn pickup lines. | |
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evenstar said: FuNkeNsteiN said: I don't believe in no damn pickup lines. It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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"Can I borrow $4?" surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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evenstar said: FuNkeNsteiN said: I don't believe in no damn pickup lines. See...OG SHIT WORKS!! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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DexMSR said: evenstar said: See...OG SHIT WORKS!! It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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'Have you got my post? If not can I have yours?'...I've had this said to me a couple of times.(I'm A Postman)..lol | |
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benyamin said: evenstar said: you wish. i wasn't the one begging for it on a train of all places. [Edited 2/16/08 13:51pm] No, you only beg for it..oh wait, no you always beg. You even begged for it in church. Ok, I know a liiiiittle bit more about your relationship than I probably need to ... | |
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Rhondab said: Byron said: You make my beef jerky...
oh my. you're single too huh? Yeah...go figure, huh... | |
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Byron said: benyamin said: No, you only beg for it..oh wait, no you always beg. You even begged for it in church. Ok, I know a liiiiittle bit more about your relationship than I probably need to ... | |
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can you do that thing with your tongue that your mom does? | |
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When I was walking my dog: Does the dog have a phone number? This one was at least funny, I think I forgot the not funny but just stupid ones I experienced . With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Serious said: When I was walking my dog: Does the dog have a phone number? This one was at least funny, I think I forgot the not funny but just stupid ones I experienced .
I like that one....nice dog park right across the street from where I work! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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Fury said: can you do that thing with your tongue that your mom does?
ummm..... surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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DexMSR said: Serious said: When I was walking my dog: Does the dog have a phone number? This one was at least funny, I think I forgot the not funny but just stupid ones I experienced .
I like that one....nice dog park right across the street from where I work! I still remember it although it was a long time ago. The guy made me laugh, but he didn't get any phone number. So will you try if it works for you ? With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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FuNkeNsteiN said: evenstar said: seriously. are there any guys who know how to hit on girls with any class? I don't believe in no damn pickup lines. | |
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"Just came back from seeing my parole officer". Observed someone delivering that line on the metro. | |
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Shawnt25 said: "Just came back from seeing my parole officer". Observed someone delivering that line on the metro.
some guy tried to pick up my sister with one of those home detention anlke bracelets on...had the nerve to have on shorts too i'd be rocking jeans 365 days a year | |
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Fury said: i'd be rocking jeans 365 days a year | |
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KidaDynamite said: Fury said: can you do that thing with your tongue that your mom does?
ummm..... LOL! Stuck like glue! | |
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"you're kind of ugly, and stupid too"
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ZombieKitten said: "you're kind of ugly, and stupid too"
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A lesbian hit on my homegirl once:
Nice shirt, I'd love to wear it after I wear you out "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." | |
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Never used a pick up line and never had one used on me. | |
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Hi. I think you're neat. | |
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HE'S COMING AGAIN | |
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