I'm at a thrift store. I'm focused. I need a black vintage leather jacket. This dude walks up to me and starts moving jackets around, clearly messing up my flow. He's probably like 15 years younger than me, messy braids and he probably didn't shower.

He says, "So you're gonna buy me a jacket?" I do the 'oh that was cute but please me the hell alone' grin but it didn't work. So he changed his approach. "Would your boyfriend care if you bought me a jacket?" Now I'm pissed because he's in my way. So I said, "YEAH!". He then says, "Why don't you give me your number? Your boyfriend won't have to know." I said, "Yeah but I would know."


I did find me a cute brown vintage jacket .....no man though



sooooo.....gimme your worse pick up line!!

Is there a mirror in your pocket? ..Because I can see myself in your pants.

yelling 'DAMN, BABY' at me as i walk by will not get you laid. ever. or looked at, or acknowledged...

He says "Have sex with me. It's patriotic"

He was wearing a a suit with stars and stripes

Or something like, "If you don't go out with me, the terrorists will win"
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honestly, i don't even get pick up lines...

DANGEROUSx said:

ok....I laughed...that's awful

DANGEROUSx said:

evenstar said:

What about honking the car horn really loud?...

Byron said:

byron....is that what you do?


confess....

Rhondab said:

Maybe...

Byron said:

oh, and: "are you from memphis? 'cause you're the only ten i see."

"You smell like you need it"

evenstar said:

I hate that. . . and it's all I ever get

jess555ja said:

seriously. are there any guys who know how to hit on girls with any class?

jess555ja said:

Don't they ever vary it?

Like:

Monday: DAMN, BABY.
Tuesday: DAMN, BAY-BIZZLE.
Wednesday: DEEEEEYAUMN, BABY.
Thursday: D-to-the-AAYUM, Babycakes.
Friday: Fuck yes.

You make my beef jerky...

benyamin said:

Of course and it still doesn't get them anywhere with me

jess555ja said:

Weird. If girls say DAMN, BABY to me, my legs are spread before they've finished the sentence.

I didn't have any bad ones..I was just too damn shy to even pick you up!!
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DexMSR said:

you have some bad ones NOW

Byron said:

Byron said:

oh my.

you're single too huh?

benyamin said:

Byron said:

jess555ja said:

Then again, I'm a guy and my brain isn't in my forehead.

'Tell me pet, d'ya swallow or d'ya spit it out...'

benyamin said:

girls don't need to say anything to you, slut. all it takes is a look and you strip.

evenstar said:

Wasn't that you?

Rhondab said:

No really....I remember being drunk as fuck and slurring words to a chic back in the day...she walked away and I proceeded to get lost outside for about an hour with just a wifebeater on in October!!

benyamin said:

you wish. i wasn't the one begging for it on a train of all places.
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