Downsize From a King to a Queen
Sleeping on a huge mattress won't cultivate intimacy. Invest in a comfortable queen-sized bed if you'd like to find the love of your life. If you simply can't make the switch, make sure to sleep on patterned sheets to add some zest to your sex life.

Replace Images of Lone Figures With Pictures of Happy Couples
Artwork has a tremendous impact on the subconscious. When you surround yourself with photos, paintings, sculptures and knickknacks of solitary figures, you'll carry yourself accordingly. Replacing such images with representations of happy couples will make you more receptive to love.

Create Cozy Seating Arrangements
Single chairs send a loud and clear message to prospective suitors and spouses: Back off! If you're looking for love, create cozy seating arrangements from love seats, sofas and chairs. Putting chairs at comfortable angles to each other will signal that you're ready for a relationship.


Keep the Television Out of the Bedroom
Nothing kills romance like the drone of late night television. If you have trouble falling asleep, try unwinding by reading love poetry or romantic novels. Your subconscious will shift accordingly, making you a virtual love magnet.

Treat Yourself to Sensual Bedding
That old ratty pillow from college and those serviceable sheets aren't doing your sex life any favors. Go ahead and splurge on pillows, blankets and sheets that invite you to linger in bed.

Keep the Family at Bay
Your bedroom represents your romantic life. Therefore, the last images you want to see here are photos of dear old Mom and Dad. Children's artwork and toys will also undermine your sex life. Celebrate these relationships in other areas of your household, but keep your boudoir a private retreat.

Prepare for Company
If you are single, clear out one of your dresser drawers, leave some empty hangers in the closet, and keep an extra toothbrush in the bathroom. When you demonstrate you are willing to share your space with someone special,your romantic prospects will soar.

Pull Your Bed Away From the Wall
Pushing your bed against the wall effectively crowds out any chance for lovers to enter your life. Arrange your bed so that you have enough space to walk on either side. Before you know it, you'll be cuddling close with someone special, instead of hugging your pillow for comfort.


Make Your 'Relationship Gua' a Shrine to Love
Using the front door of your home as a reference point, the far right corner of your home represents relationships and is known as the "Relationship Gua" in Feng Shui. Therefore, you need to keep this area intimate and inviting. A love seat illuminated with adjustable lighting is ideal for this special spot.


Think Pink!
Warm colors like pink and red can enliven your love life considerably. Soft shades like rose, salmon and coral can attract a gentle partner who is attentive to your needs, while bold colors like scarlet, crimson and burgundy will draw a passionate adventurer to your side.


Okay, so what it's after Valentines Day. Love ain't something to celebrate one day out of the year anyway. So take a tip or two, or none, and enjoy the other 365/364 days even more.

How am I gonna fit 6 people on a queen sized bed?

Mars23 said:

I guess if they all are doing what they are suppose to be, and are quite flexible it'll work.

What about fern placement or ferns in general? Erection killers, right?

How's about just a good, hard fuck?

I'm already doing all of these except for pulling my bed away from the wall (no room) and I would think it would be creepy to have pictures of random happy couples all over my apartment.

CarrieMpls said:

No! They could be paintings of couples or photos of friends of yours with significant others.
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Bunkum

Stereo said:

Hogwash

Fauxie said:

:::keeping my king size bed AND my tv:::

CalhounSq said:

gotta keep the king

heybaby said:

2the9s said:

Well, since in my presence house ferns seem to commit suicide, I don't know.


Honestly,I haven't delved into it that deep
But I don't think so.

Three years ago, Kett, owner of DK Studio in Austin, Texas, took advice from feng shui consultant Stacy Davenport on how to energize the left rear corner of her office, the section that in feng shui corresponds to money, abundance and power. Her accoutrements include a wooden bowl, a fern, a money tree plant, purple amethyst crystals ... I think plants, live ones, have something to do with money. There seems to be other things, that cross a boundary for me.



JDInteractive said:

Well now. I would suppose that's got more to do with the 5 W's then anything else.

CalhounSq said:


can't blame ya.

Stereo said:

MY. IS. THAT. HUGE. OR. WHAT?

Funny how all that hinges on one little four letter word.

God is... and all that.