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What would B a Bad Valentines day gift?? Yeah...I stole this from Jay Leno  but it was damn funny He asked kids and some of the answers included:
My dad gave my mum 2 towels and an iron  BAD
A tissue with boogers in it  BAD
Ure eyeball 
Whats the worst gift U or someone u know ever recieved for Valentines Day? PRINCE IS WATCHING U  " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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chillichocaholic said: Yeah...I stole this from Jay Leno
but it was damn funny He asked kids and some of the answers included:
My dad gave my mum 2 towels and an iron BAD
A tissue with boogers in it BAD
Ure eyeball
Whats the worst gift U or someone u know ever recieved for Valentines Day?  | |
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jami0mckay said: chillichocaholic said: Yeah...I stole this from Jay Leno
but it was damn funny He asked kids and some of the answers included:
My dad gave my mum 2 towels and an iron BAD
A tissue with boogers in it BAD
Ure eyeball
Whats the worst gift U or someone u know ever recieved for Valentines Day? Are u gonna post that in every thread?PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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A bad V-gift would be something like gonhorreah or something I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F.  | |
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jami0mckay said: chillichocaholic said: Yeah...I stole this from Jay Leno
but it was damn funny He asked kids and some of the answers included:
My dad gave my mum 2 towels and an iron BAD
A tissue with boogers in it BAD
Ure eyeball
Whats the worst gift U or someone u know ever recieved for Valentines Day? OMG how cute!!!  I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: jami0mckay said: OMG how cute!!! so be careful when u open ur post  | |
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jami0mckay said: REDFEATHERS said: OMG how cute!!! so be careful when u open ur post Cos all the droppings may spill out?  I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: jami0mckay said: so be careful when u open ur post Cos all the droppings may spill out? I like to think of it as confetti actually. | |
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jami0mckay said: REDFEATHERS said: Cos all the droppings may spill out? I like to think of it as confetti actually. remind me not to come to ure wedding PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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chillichocaholic said: jami0mckay said: I like to think of it as confetti actually. remind me not to come to ure wedding
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mouth freshener
nose hair trimmer a towel a jug crackers tongs gosh just ask me! | |
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A bowling ball with your name on it. There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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ZombieKitten said: mouth freshener
nose hair trimmer a towel a jug crackers tongs gosh just ask me! | |
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jami0mckay said: ZombieKitten said: mouth freshener
nose hair trimmer a towel a jug crackers tongs gosh just ask me! you know, like a packer of home brand water crackers  | |
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ZombieKitten said: jami0mckay said: you know, like a packer of home brand water crackers so u got those as a gift once? | |
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jami0mckay said: ZombieKitten said: you know, like a packer of home brand water crackers so u got those as a gift once? it was part of the "gift" this morning | |
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ZombieKitten said: jami0mckay said: so u got those as a gift once? it was part of the "gift" this morning and you got a towel for the crumbs | |
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ZombieKitten said: jami0mckay said: so u got those as a gift once? it was part of the "gift" this morning Home brand??  PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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chillichocaholic said: ZombieKitten said: it was part of the "gift" this morning Home brand?? yup | |
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I think anything that isn't personal & could easily be given to someone else as no big deal. A valentines gift should be special, otherwise why bother - just go eat & rev up for a good fuck 
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ZombieKitten said: chillichocaholic said: Home brand?? yup  Well, geuss I know what someones getting for fathers day PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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CalhounSq said: I think anything that isn't personal & could easily be given to someone else as no big deal. A valentines gift should be special, otherwise why bother - just go eat & rev up for a good fuck
I'm romantic Today, from me he got: 
his very favorite dish for dinner flowers chocolates 
a half hour massage and other things 
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ZombieKitten said: CalhounSq said: I think anything that isn't personal & could easily be given to someone else as no big deal. A valentines gift should be special, otherwise why bother - just go eat & rev up for a good fuck
I'm romantic Today, from me he got:
his very favorite dish for dinner flowers chocolates
a half hour massage and other things
pretty personalised That's awesome, at least you have someone to plan for/give something to  I kinda do/kinda don't right now I mean I can make a gesture, but it's not so heartfelt
Someday...  I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: ZombieKitten said: Today, from me he got:
his very favorite dish for dinner flowers chocolates
a half hour massage and other things
pretty personalised That's awesome, at least you have someone to plan for/give something to I kinda do/kinda don't right now I mean I can make a gesture, but it's not so heartfelt
Someday... yeah better not scare him off!
maybe next year? | |
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ZombieKitten said: CalhounSq said: That's awesome, at least you have someone to plan for/give something to I kinda do/kinda don't right now I mean I can make a gesture, but it's not so heartfelt
Someday... yeah better not scare him off!
maybe next year? Oh no, it won't be him. I'm sure of that.  This is an old flame, I'm trying to start some new fires up in hea I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: ZombieKitten said: yeah better not scare him off!
maybe next year? Oh no, it won't be him. I'm sure of that. This is an old flame, I'm trying to start some new fires up in hea
OK! best of luck and go get 'em!!  | |
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A used dildo from a previous relationship 
Dried up  from the year B 4 !
A years supply of condoms
A self help video on the art of giving fellatio ? A box of douche,a bar of soap,and sum deodarant !  PEACE.....It does not mean 2 be in a place where there is no noise,trouble,or hardwork.It means 2 be in the midst of those things and still be calm in your heart ! | |
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Seperation/Divorce papers
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herpes | |
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horatio said: herpes
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