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Ya know what? this week has F*CKING SUCKED any good news to hear????? | |
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babooshleeky said: any good news to hear????? You think YOUR week has sucked? Mach created a voodoo doll of me and is sticking pins in it even as we speak. | |
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I have a voodoo doll of an orger | |
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mdiver said: I have a voodoo doll of an orger
I am going to sleep with it tonight. | |
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RodeoSchro said: babooshleeky said: any good news to hear????? You think YOUR week has sucked? Mach created a voodoo doll of me and is sticking pins in it even as we speak. I'll trade weeks with u | |
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shanti0608 said: mdiver said: I have a voodoo doll of an orger
I am going to sleep with it tonight. u two are funny, thnx that made me laugh | |
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babooshleeky said: shanti0608 said: I am going to sleep with it tonight. u two are funny, thnx that made me laugh That wasnt a joke | |
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babooshleeky said: shanti0608 said: I am going to sleep with it tonight. u two are funny, thnx that made me laugh I hope your week gets better | |
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mdiver said: babooshleeky said: u two are funny, thnx that made me laugh That wasnt a joke ewww u 2 are kinky [Edited 2/11/08 11:57am] | |
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shanti0608 said: babooshleeky said: u two are funny, thnx that made me laugh I hope your week gets better thank u i think i need a miracle | |
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babooshleeky said: shanti0608 said: I hope your week gets better thank u i think i need a miracle Miracles do happen. I will send some good vibes your way. | |
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But its only Monday, lets hope its better by Friday coz otherwise you've got 4 more days of crap! Sometimes Life is like the post...You just don't get it! | |
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If only I could say the same
Confucius once said : if something sucks bigtime it's always better than no sucking at all. Or something like that | |
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iceblue07 said: But its only Monday, lets hope its better by Friday coz otherwise you've got 4 more days of crap!
i meant Sunday to Sunday(yesterday) but im sure the next four days will suck as well | |
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All will be okay Sweetie! Have faith! You will get past this, and your future will be brighter!!!!
Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian | |
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This reminds me of the Voodoo Penis joke:
A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort with an extremely healthy sex drive, so he thought he'd buy her a little something to keep her occupied while he was gone. He went to a store that sold sex toys and started to look around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. "Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of thing that will keep her occupied for weeks, except..." and he stopped. "Except what?" the man asked. "Nothing, nothing." "C'mon, tell me! I need something!" "Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is The Voodoo Penis." "So what's up with this Voodoo Penis?" he asked. The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out a very old wooden box, carved with strange symbols and erotic images. He opened it, and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said "Big deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop!" The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." He pointed to a door and said "Voodoo Penis, the door." The Voodoo Penis miraculously rose out of its box, shot over to the door, and started pounding the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, so much so that a crack began to form. Before the door split, the old man said "Voodoo Penis, return to box!" The Voodoo Penis stopped, levitated back to the box and lay there quiescent once more. "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it wasn't for sale, but finally surrendered to $500. The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say "Voodoo Penis, my crotch." He left for his trip satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone. After he'd been gone a few days, his wife was getting unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the Voodoo Penis. She stripped off, opened the box and said, "Voodoo Penis, my crotch!" The Voodoo Penis shot into her and started pumping. It was absolutely incredible, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three mind-shattering orgasms, she became very exhausted and decided she'd had enough. She tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgotten to tell her how to shut it off. Worried, she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another incredible intense orgasm made her swerve all over the road. A traffic policeman saw this and immediately pulled her over. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained, "I haven't had anything to drink, officer. You see, I've got this Voodoo Penis thing stuck in my crotch and it won't stop screwing me!" The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and said... "Voodoo Penis? Voodoo Penis, my ass....." | |
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MoniGram said: All will be okay Sweetie! Have faith! You will get past this, and your future will be brighter!!!!
thank u so much for being there for me... | |
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Did u c Prince last nite? | |
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That sucks!!!!! I'm sensing it'll get better by Wednesday. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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RodeoSchro said: This reminds me of the Voodoo Penis joke:
A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort with an extremely healthy sex drive, so he thought he'd buy her a little something to keep her occupied while he was gone. He went to a store that sold sex toys and started to look around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. "Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of thing that will keep her occupied for weeks, except..." and he stopped. "Except what?" the man asked. "Nothing, nothing." "C'mon, tell me! I need something!" "Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is The Voodoo Penis." "So what's up with this Voodoo Penis?" he asked. The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out a very old wooden box, carved with strange symbols and erotic images. He opened it, and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said "Big deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop!" The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." He pointed to a door and said "Voodoo Penis, the door." The Voodoo Penis miraculously rose out of its box, shot over to the door, and started pounding the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, so much so that a crack began to form. Before the door split, the old man said "Voodoo Penis, return to box!" The Voodoo Penis stopped, levitated back to the box and lay there quiescent once more. "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it wasn't for sale, but finally surrendered to $500. The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say "Voodoo Penis, my crotch." He left for his trip satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone. After he'd been gone a few days, his wife was getting unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the Voodoo Penis. She stripped off, opened the box and said, "Voodoo Penis, my crotch!" The Voodoo Penis shot into her and started pumping. It was absolutely incredible, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three mind-shattering orgasms, she became very exhausted and decided she'd had enough. She tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgotten to tell her how to shut it off. Worried, she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another incredible intense orgasm made her swerve all over the road. A traffic policeman saw this and immediately pulled her over. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained, "I haven't had anything to drink, officer. You see, I've got this Voodoo Penis thing stuck in my crotch and it won't stop screwing me!" The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and said... "Voodoo Penis? Voodoo Penis, my ass....." | |
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sexxydancer said: Did u c Prince last nite?
nope but i recorded it | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: That sucks!!!!! I'm sensing it'll get better by Wednesday.
well i hope so that is my 40th bday... | |
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babooshleeky said: sexxydancer said: Did u c Prince last nite?
nope but i recorded it | |
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sexxydancer said: babooshleeky said: nope but i recorded it | |
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babooshleeky said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: That sucks!!!!! I'm sensing it'll get better by Wednesday.
well i hope so that is my 40th bday... YEY!!!!! WOO HOO!!!!! MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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babooshleeky said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: That sucks!!!!! I'm sensing it'll get better by Wednesday.
well i hope so that is my 40th bday... 40 is HOT!!! Look at you chica! Be happy! Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian | |
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MoniGram said: babooshleeky said: well i hope so that is my 40th bday... 40 is HOT!!! Look at you chica! Be happy! | |
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RodeoSchro said: This reminds me of the Voodoo Penis joke:
A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort with an extremely healthy sex drive, so he thought he'd buy her a little something to keep her occupied while he was gone. He went to a store that sold sex toys and started to look around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. "Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of thing that will keep her occupied for weeks, except..." and he stopped. "Except what?" the man asked. "Nothing, nothing." "C'mon, tell me! I need something!" "Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is The Voodoo Penis." "So what's up with this Voodoo Penis?" he asked. The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out a very old wooden box, carved with strange symbols and erotic images. He opened it, and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said "Big deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop!" The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." He pointed to a door and said "Voodoo Penis, the door." The Voodoo Penis miraculously rose out of its box, shot over to the door, and started pounding the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, so much so that a crack began to form. Before the door split, the old man said "Voodoo Penis, return to box!" The Voodoo Penis stopped, levitated back to the box and lay there quiescent once more. "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it wasn't for sale, but finally surrendered to $500. The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say "Voodoo Penis, my crotch." He left for his trip satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone. After he'd been gone a few days, his wife was getting unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the Voodoo Penis. She stripped off, opened the box and said, "Voodoo Penis, my crotch!" The Voodoo Penis shot into her and started pumping. It was absolutely incredible, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three mind-shattering orgasms, she became very exhausted and decided she'd had enough. She tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgotten to tell her how to shut it off. Worried, she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another incredible intense orgasm made her swerve all over the road. A traffic policeman saw this and immediately pulled her over. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained, "I haven't had anything to drink, officer. You see, I've got this Voodoo Penis thing stuck in my crotch and it won't stop screwing me!" The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and said... "Voodoo Penis? Voodoo Penis, my ass....." LOL Stuck like glue! | |
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mine hasnt exactly been a bed of roses seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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prb said: mine hasnt exactly been a bed of roses thank u and im sorry hun | |
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