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This is for the Women in the house For you Ladies,
15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR DAUGHTERS 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door. 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there. 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. 5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. 7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest he is too old for it. 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. 13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks. 14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his. 15. Sadly, all men are created equal. | |
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Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
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BLASPHAMY!!! I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME  ™ | |
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Boy u r so right!  | |
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So...how's everybody doing? | |
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oh darn. Bad guys make good guys like me look bad. If you women think that all men are like that, then that is a very depressing view on men. _______________________________________________________________________________________ You can hate me for who I am, cuz I won't be something that i'm not. | |
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and i just thought they were all emotionally unavailable. ~Live Free ... Be Wyld~AlwaysOnlyMakeBelieve - LiveUrLyfe... laissez le bon temps rouler...vivre sans être sauvage...हमेशा ही बना विश्वास ~Change and do so CONSTANTLY... | |
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Finally a man who said something right!! | |
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00769BAD said: BLASPHAMY!!!
Sorry Bad,Got to show the ladies some love some time. Fella's don't worry we got one coming soon [This message was edited Wed Oct 23 17:37:13 PDT 2002 by 4LOVE] | |
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Paisley said: Boy u r so right!
NO I'M NOT!!...I don't think that came across right  | |
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yes but they're also adorable too, so . . . | |
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I can tell this was meant in good fun, but is a bit disconerting because there are some women who truly believe this. It makes it harder for genuine guys because they have to scale the emotional walls that women have built up out of necessity in order to avoid pain. | |
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 Right On!"You can judge a man's character by the way he treats those who cannot do anything for him" Anonymous | |
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Hee Hee Hee that was funny | |
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4LOVE said: For you Ladies,
15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR DAUGHTERS 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. Absolutely. 
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door. Amen. And change the locks. 
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there. Not unless there is cable and NFL football. 
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. 
5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. Please do, Leave the younger women for us.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. If that's true, then why worry about us dating your sister? We can always wear masks.
7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. Or a man who has learned from the mistakes of his friends . . . 
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. Women may not make fools, but some make it a career in collecting them . . . 
9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest he is too old for it. WORD!!! 
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. WORD, part2!!!
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. Hmmm, I should take offense, but can't argue the point. 
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. And your point is??? 
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks. Aiiieee!!! 
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his. Again, what's your point??? 
15. Sadly, all men are created equal. WE ARE NOT MEN. WE ARE DEVO.
[This message was edited Thu Oct 24 23:18:06 PDT 2002 by MKevon's evil twin] [This message was edited Thu Oct 24 23:21:26 PDT 2002 by MKevon] | |
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Moonbeam said:
I can tell this was meant in good fun, but is a bit disconerting because there are some women who truly believe this. It makes it harder for genuine guys because they have to scale the emotional walls that women have built up out of necessity in order to avoid pain. Good luck Ian.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Cant live with them, cant live without them, no? anyway, this gave me a good laugh 4 tonight... May the BELLS ring 4 U even when ur not in love.   | |
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