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Printable I hope it gets better for ya, Chrissy.RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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psychodelicide said: I hope it gets better for ya, Chrissy.thank u Nancy   | |
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babooshleeky said: psychodelicide said: I hope it gets better for ya, Chrissy.thank u Nancy You're welcome.  RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Are you smiling???  Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian  | |
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Two girls are on an elevator when a really sexy guys gets on. Perfect in every way, except for a roaring case of dandruff. He gets off a couple floors later, and the blonde says to the brunette, "You know, someone really ought to give him some Head & Shoulders".
The brunette says, "How do you give shoulders?" ***** This stunning, huge-breasted blonde walks into a casino and goes to the craps table. "I want to bet $100,000 that I'll roll a 6" she says, and puts the chips on the table. The pit boss figures this is easy money from a dumb blonde. Before she rolls the dice, she strips completely naked. Then she throws the bones, and jumps up and down screaming, "I won! I won!" She scoops up her clothes and all the chips, and leaves. It's five minutes before the guys at the table realize she threw an 11. Who said blondes were dumb? | |
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MoniGram said: Are you smiling???
NOPE
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RodeoSchro said: Two girls are on an elevator when a really sexy guys gets on. Perfect in every way, except for a roaring case of dandruff. He gets off a couple floors later, and the blonde says to the brunette, "You know, someone really ought to give him some Head & Shoulders".
The brunette says, "How do you give shoulders?" ***** This stunning, huge-breasted blonde walks into a casino and goes to the craps table. "I want to bet $100,000 that I'll roll a 6" she says, and puts the chips on the table. The pit boss figures this is easy money from a dumb blonde. Before she rolls the dice, she strips completely naked. Then she throws the bones, and jumps up and down screaming, "I won! I won!" She scoops up her clothes and all the chips, and leaves. It's five minutes before the guys at the table realize she threw an 11. Who said blondes were dumb?  thnx for trying to make me laugh | |
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babooshleeky said: RodeoSchro said: Two girls are on an elevator when a really sexy guys gets on. Perfect in every way, except for a roaring case of dandruff. He gets off a couple floors later, and the blonde says to the brunette, "You know, someone really ought to give him some Head & Shoulders".
The brunette says, "How do you give shoulders?" ***** This stunning, huge-breasted blonde walks into a casino and goes to the craps table. "I want to bet $100,000 that I'll roll a 6" she says, and puts the chips on the table. The pit boss figures this is easy money from a dumb blonde. Before she rolls the dice, she strips completely naked. Then she throws the bones, and jumps up and down screaming, "I won! I won!" She scoops up her clothes and all the chips, and leaves. It's five minutes before the guys at the table realize she threw an 11. Who said blondes were dumb? thnx for trying to make me laugh Any time!
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What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well-hung!
***** My wife was complaining to her friends that I was 300% impotent. "What's that?" asked one of them. "You can guess the first 100%," said my wife, "and the dumb SOB also broke his finger and burned his tongue!" ***** Little Johnny was walking a camel on a leash. A cop noticed this strange sight, and said, "What are you going to do with that camel, Little Johnny?" Little Johnny said, "I'm going to mate her". "Where?" asked the cop. Little Johnny lifted the camel's tail, pointed at its snatch, and said, "Right here". ***** Superman was bored one day, so he went to the BatCave to visit Batman. "Hey Batman - want to get some burgers and shoot pool?" "Can't," said Batman. "Gotta work on the Batmobile". So Superman went over to SpiderMan's house. "SpiderMan - how 'bout you and me go play some golf?" SpiderMan said, "Can't. Gotta work on my webslinger". So Superman is just flying around the city when he notices Wonder Woman sunbathing nude on a rooftop. He figures, what the heck? He can zoom in, nail her, and leave before she knows what hit her. So that's exactly what he does. "What the hell was that?!?" exclaims Wonder Woman. "I don't know, but my ass is sore as hell!" says the Invisible Man. | |
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babooshleeky said: prb said: 
mine hasnt exactly been a bed of roses  thank u and im sorry hun ur welcome
sorry to vent on ur thread- 
and as it is wednesday in australia Happy birthday   [Edited 2/12/08 15:35pm] seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before   | |
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babooshleeky said:     
any good news to hear????? You're still alive and you have all your limbs intact (I hope!)  If you will, so will I | |
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babooshleeky said: MoniGram said: Are you smiling???
NOPE
Smile a little! You have a package coming your way! Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian | |
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RodeoSchro said: What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well-hung!
***** My wife was complaining to her friends that I was 300% impotent. "What's that?" asked one of them. "You can guess the first 100%," said my wife, "and the dumb SOB also broke his finger and burned his tongue!" ***** Little Johnny was walking a camel on a leash. A cop noticed this strange sight, and said, "What are you going to do with that camel, Little Johnny?" Little Johnny said, "I'm going to mate her". "Where?" asked the cop. Little Johnny lifted the camel's tail, pointed at its snatch, and said, "Right here". ***** Superman was bored one day, so he went to the BatCave to visit Batman. "Hey Batman - want to get some burgers and shoot pool?" "Can't," said Batman. "Gotta work on the Batmobile". So Superman went over to SpiderMan's house. "SpiderMan - how 'bout you and me go play some golf?" SpiderMan said, "Can't. Gotta work on my webslinger". So Superman is just flying around the city when he notices Wonder Woman sunbathing nude on a rooftop. He figures, what the heck? He can zoom in, nail her, and leave before she knows what hit her. So that's exactly what he does. "What the hell was that?!?" exclaims Wonder Woman. "I don't know, but my ass is sore as hell!" says the Invisible Man.  | |
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prb said: babooshleeky said: thank u and im sorry hun ur welcome
sorry to vent on ur thread-
and as it is wednesday in australia Happy birthday
[Edited 2/12/08 15:35pm] thnx heehee its ok go ahead and vent and u can YAHOO ME too | |
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MoniGram said: babooshleeky said: NOPE
Smile a little! You have a package coming your way! | |
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