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I'm STILL pissing myself laughing from this! 
Today, on Stern, they were playing a rerun from '03. At one point, they got to talking about Jessica Simpson and Howard starting describing how much he wanted to fuck her: HOWARD: I would slam her sooo hard with my salami… I'd like to take my salami and put it in her kosher deli... I'd like to take my thick hog and teach her a sperm-filled lesson... I'd like to fill the space between her ears with my man-juice... I would tie her up and then I'd fall asleep because I would've already finished... I would talk so dirty to her... "I'm gonna put my filthy hot dog in your Chicken of the Sea..."... I'd lock her in a trunk and bang her in the trunk... And drive her to a shallow grave...
ROBIN: What?! I don't understand this whole scenario... HOWARD: You don't understand my anger, Robin... | |
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What tha fuck?  | |
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Stymie said: What tha fuck?
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 I found that highly disturbing PRINCE IS WATCHING U  " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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JerseyKRS said: I knew you'd get it! | |
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chillichocaholic said: I found that highly disturbing You should've heard it! Just the whole delivery! He's going on and on about all of these filthy things he wants to do to her and then he slips in that "and drive her to a shallow grave" and all of a sudden, Robin wakes up and's like, "Wha-what-what?!  ".
And then just the way he throws in that aside ("You don't understand my anger, Robin..."). | |
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It still makes me laugh until I cry, just thinking about it!
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And the confused tone in Robin's voice when she says, "I don't understand this whole scenario... ".
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audio-link, maybe??? | |
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abierman said: audio-link, maybe???
Oh, God - I wish I had one! Hi, abierman!  Nice to see you posting again! | |
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Ace said: chillichocaholic said: I found that highly disturbing You should've heard it! Just the whole delivery! He's going on and on about all of these filthy things he wants to do to her and then he slips in that "and drive her to a shallow grave" and all of a sudden, Robin wakes up and's like, "Wha-what-what?! ".
And then just the way he throws in that aside ("You don't understand my anger, Robin..."). Just reading that shallow grave bit made me go WTF? PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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chillichocaholic said: Ace said: You should've heard it! Just the whole delivery! He's going on and on about all of these filthy things he wants to do to her and then he slips in that "and drive her to a shallow grave" and all of a sudden, Robin wakes up and's like, "Wha-what-what?! ".
And then just the way he throws in that aside ("You don't understand my anger, Robin..."). Just reading that shallow grave bit made me go WTF? | |
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The mention of Jessica Simpson makes me pull out this one again:
With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Serious said: The mention of Jessica Simpson makes me pull out this one again:
Random! You know what? I have more respect for Jessica Simpson than this guy!  | |
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Ace said: Serious said: The mention of Jessica Simpson makes me pull out this one again:
Random! You know what? I have more respect for Jessica Simpson than this guy!  Are you trying to say you'd do her even if she's a dumb blond?With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Ace said: Serious said: The mention of Jessica Simpson makes me pull out this one again:
Random! You know what? I have more respect for Jessica Simpson than this guy! WTF???  Me tooPRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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chillichocaholic said: Ace said: Random! You know what? I have more respect for Jessica Simpson than this guy! WTF??? Me too  With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Serious said: Ace said: Random! You know what? I have more respect for Jessica Simpson than this guy! Are you trying to say you'd do her even if she's a dumb blond?Well, she's not my type (although I'd be lying if I said I'd kick her out of bed for singing one of her horrible songs), but what I was trying to say was that I think this song's a cheap shot and the girl's done nothing to incur this pretentious young poseur's wrath. | |
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...but he's young. I probably did things equally as immature (if not more so) at that age. | |
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Ace said: Serious said: Are you trying to say you'd do her even if she's a dumb blond?Well, she's not my type (although I'd be lying if I said I'd kick her out of bed for singing one of her horrible songs), but what I was trying to say was that I think this song's a cheap shot and the girl's done nothing to incur this pretentious young poseur's wrath.  That comes from the guy who just admitted he liked Pink's song (and video) where she makes fun of people like Jessica Simpson .With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Serious said: Ace said: Well, she's not my type (although I'd be lying if I said I'd kick her out of bed for singing one of her horrible songs), but what I was trying to say was that I think this song's a cheap shot and the girl's done nothing to incur this pretentious young poseur's wrath. That comes from the guy who just admitted he liked Pink's song (and video) where she makes fun of people like Jessica Simpson .Pink's song encourages young girls to have self-respect and do something with their lives with more value than shaking your ass for your loser boyfriend. This song is just a silly, arch play for attention. | |
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Ace said: Serious said: That comes from the guy who just admitted he liked Pink's song (and video) where she makes fun of people like Jessica Simpson .Pink's song encourages young girls to have self-respect and do something with their lives with more value than shaking your ass for your loser boyfriend. This song is just a silly, arch play for attention. This song critisizes that people are stars who are toally untalented while true artists don't gain the media attention and success they deserve. IMO Pink song is far more about getting attention, just look at the video.With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Serious said: Ace said: Pink's song encourages young girls to have self-respect and do something with their lives with more value than shaking your ass for your loser boyfriend. This song is just a silly, arch play for attention. This song critisizes that people are stars who are toally untalented while true artists don't gain the media attention and success they deserve. IMO Pink song is far more about getting attention, just look at the video.I think this kid is trying to get some attention PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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chillichocaholic said: Serious said: This song critisizes that people are stars who are toally untalented while true artists don't gain the media attention and success they deserve. IMO Pink song is far more about getting attention, just look at the video.I think this kid is trying to get some attention Well if that was his purpose than it definitely worked as this was his first hit that started his very successful career here in Europe. With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Serious said: Ace said: Pink's song encourages young girls to have self-respect and do something with their lives with more value than shaking your ass for your loser boyfriend. This song is just a silly, arch play for attention. This song critisizes that people are stars who are toally untalented while true artists don't gain the media attention and success they deserve. IMO Pink song is far more about getting attention, just look at the video.Yes, there is no doubt that Pink's motivations for recording this song and making this video weren't purely altruistic. That said, the older I get, the more trouble I have with statements like, "while true artists don't gain the media attention and success they deserve". As someone who used to make these kinds of pronouncements himself, I now think that - in the end - we're really just splitting hairs about people's motivations for making any kind of "art". Does that make any sense? | |
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Serious said: chillichocaholic said: I think this kid is trying to get some attention Well if that was his purpose than it definitely worked as this was his first hit that started his very successful career here in Europe. Now someone can write a complaint song about himPRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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chillichocaholic said: Serious said: Well if that was his purpose than it definitely worked as this was his first hit that started his very successful career here in Europe. Now someone can write a complaint song about himNow we're getting really meta! | |
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Ace said: Serious said: This song critisizes that people are stars who are toally untalented while true artists don't gain the media attention and success they deserve. IMO Pink song is far more about getting attention, just look at the video.Yes, there is no doubt that Pink's motivations for recording this song and making this video weren't purely altruistic. That said, the older I get, the more trouble I have with statements like, "while true artists don't gain the media attention and success they deserve". As someone who used to make these kinds of pronouncements himself, I now think that - in the end - we're really just splitting hairs about people's motivations for making any kind of "art". Does that make any sense? The second part of your post: no, not for me .With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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chillichocaholic said: Serious said: Well if that was his purpose than it definitely worked as this was his first hit that started his very successful career here in Europe. Now someone can write a complaint song about himI am sure he'd enjoy that  .With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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