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Thread started 02/08/08 3:31pm

iceblue07

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A Paramedics story

My partner came home tonight after mountain biking and camping with some mates. Anyway one of those mates was a paramedic and two of his most strangest of call-outs was 1st...two men stuck together because one man had his foot stuck up the other mans arse!!! eek and 2nd...A bloke had got his wifes wedding ring stuck round the base end of his knob!!! eek

Any paramedics here that can beat those stories?

The things people get upto, very bizarre. Any of you peeps got ya selfs in a sticky position?
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Reply #1 posted 02/08/08 6:52pm

JasmineFire

iceblue07 said:

2nd...A bloke had got his wifes wedding ring stuck round the base end of his knob!!! eek


That was either a very large ring or a very small knob.
[Edited 2/8/08 18:52pm]
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Reply #2 posted 02/08/08 6:58pm

heybaby

JasmineFire said:

iceblue07 said:

2nd...A bloke had got his wifes wedding ring stuck round the base end of his knob!!! eek


That was either a very large ring or a very small knob.
[Edited 2/8/08 18:52pm]


i'm betting a very small knob nod
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Reply #3 posted 02/08/08 8:57pm

KatSkrizzle

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My older sister is a nurse practitioner. But as an undergrad she had clinicals in the ER. A couple came in with a beer bottle stuck in his lover's booty. He caught him cheating.

She also said that at a clinic she worked at, she literally found an old tampon in a teen. She forgot about it. She told me it had been up in her a while.

She also said a young teen mother was going to name her daughter...get this chlamydia. Until my sister told there was a disease of the same name.

My sister has many stories to tell me all the time.
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Reply #4 posted 02/08/08 9:18pm

JasmineFire

KatSkrizzle said:

She also said a young teen mother was going to name her daughter...get this chlamydia.


I have heard this story so many times.

disbelief

I guess if you separate it from the STD then it's a pretty name. kinda.

confused
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Reply #5 posted 02/08/08 9:24pm

KatSkrizzle

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JasmineFire said:

KatSkrizzle said:

She also said a young teen mother was going to name her daughter...get this chlamydia.


I have heard this story so many times.

disbelief

I guess if you separate it from the STD then it's a pretty name. kinda.

confused

thats awful..i only heard it from my sister...whole lot o ignorance goin on
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Reply #6 posted 02/09/08 12:34am

jonylawson

i work in ER/ICU.....belive me ive seen most things and that is tame!
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Reply #7 posted 02/09/08 1:01am

ZombieKitten

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i work in ER/ICU.....belive me ive seen most things and that is tame!

share!
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Reply #8 posted 02/09/08 1:12am

jonylawson

it used to be hilarious now its just plain annoying!
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Reply #9 posted 02/09/08 1:12am

jonylawson

KatSkrizzle said:

My older sister is a nurse practitioner. But as an undergrad she had clinicals in the ER. A couple came in with a beer bottle stuck in his lover's booty. He caught him cheating.

She also said that at a clinic she worked at, she literally found an old tampon in a teen. She forgot about it. She told me it had been up in her a while.

She also said a young teen mother was going to name her daughter...get this chlamydia. Until my sister told there was a disease of the same name.

My sister has many stories to tell me all the time.


eek TOXIC SHOCK SYNDROME-very nasty
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Reply #10 posted 02/09/08 1:13am

ZombieKitten

jonylawson said:

it used to be hilarious now its just plain annoying!

how many barbie doll legs have you seen lodged in rectums?
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Reply #11 posted 02/09/08 1:18am

jonylawson

i saw a decapitated finger once up an ass...not good
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Reply #12 posted 02/09/08 1:20am

ZombieKitten

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i saw a decapitated finger once up an ass...not good

how was it severed?
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Reply #13 posted 02/09/08 1:21am

jonylawson

u bored?
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Reply #14 posted 02/09/08 1:22am

jonylawson

i finish work in 20 want to meet for a drink?
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Reply #15 posted 02/09/08 1:24am

ZombieKitten

jonylawson said:

i finish work in 20 want to meet for a drink?

where are you?
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Reply #16 posted 02/09/08 1:27am

jonylawson

whakatane intensive care.NZ
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Reply #17 posted 02/09/08 1:30am

ZombieKitten

jonylawson said:

whakatane intensive care.NZ

rolleyes what good is that to me!
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Reply #18 posted 02/09/08 2:35am

mdiver

JasmineFire said:

iceblue07 said:

2nd...A bloke had got his wifes wedding ring stuck round the base end of his knob!!! eek


That was either a very large ring or a very small knob.
[Edited 2/8/08 18:52pm]


That is exactly what i just thought lol
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Reply #19 posted 02/09/08 2:54am

One4All4Ever

mdiver said:

JasmineFire said:


That was either a very large ring or a very small knob.
[Edited 2/8/08 18:52pm]


That is exactly what i just thought lol


the guy just loved curves to an extent ...
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