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A Paramedics story My partner came home tonight after mountain biking and camping with some mates. Anyway one of those mates was a paramedic and two of his most strangest of call-outs was 1st...two men stuck together because one man had his foot stuck up the other mans arse!!!  and 2nd...A bloke had got his wifes wedding ring stuck round the base end of his knob!!!
Any paramedics here that can beat those stories? The things people get upto, very bizarre. Any of you peeps got ya selfs in a sticky position? Sometimes Life is like the post...You just don't get it! | |
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iceblue07 said: 2nd...A bloke had got his wifes wedding ring stuck round the base end of his knob!!!
That was either a very large ring or a very small knob. [Edited 2/8/08 18:52pm] | |
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JasmineFire said: iceblue07 said: 2nd...A bloke had got his wifes wedding ring stuck round the base end of his knob!!!
That was either a very large ring or a very small knob. [Edited 2/8/08 18:52pm] i'm betting a very small knob  | |
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My older sister is a nurse practitioner. But as an undergrad she had clinicals in the ER. A couple came in with a beer bottle stuck in his lover's booty. He caught him cheating.
She also said that at a clinic she worked at, she literally found an old tampon in a teen. She forgot about it. She told me it had been up in her a while. She also said a young teen mother was going to name her daughter...get this chlamydia. Until my sister told there was a disease of the same name. My sister has many stories to tell me all the time. | |
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KatSkrizzle said: She also said a young teen mother was going to name her daughter...get this chlamydia.
I have heard this story so many times. 
I guess if you separate it from the STD then it's a pretty name. kinda.  | |
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JasmineFire said: KatSkrizzle said: She also said a young teen mother was going to name her daughter...get this chlamydia.
I have heard this story so many times.
I guess if you separate it from the STD then it's a pretty name. kinda. thats awful..i only heard it from my sister...whole lot o ignorance goin on | |
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i work in ER/ICU.....belive me ive seen most things and that is tame! | |
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jonylawson said: i work in ER/ICU.....belive me ive seen most things and that is tame!
share! | |
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it used to be hilarious now its just plain annoying! | |
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KatSkrizzle said: My older sister is a nurse practitioner. But as an undergrad she had clinicals in the ER. A couple came in with a beer bottle stuck in his lover's booty. He caught him cheating.
She also said that at a clinic she worked at, she literally found an old tampon in a teen. She forgot about it. She told me it had been up in her a while. She also said a young teen mother was going to name her daughter...get this chlamydia. Until my sister told there was a disease of the same name. My sister has many stories to tell me all the time. TOXIC SHOCK SYNDROME-very nasty | |
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jonylawson said: it used to be hilarious now its just plain annoying!
how many barbie doll legs have you seen lodged in rectums? | |
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i saw a decapitated finger once up an ass...not good | |
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jonylawson said: i saw a decapitated finger once up an ass...not good
how was it severed? | |
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u bored? | |
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i finish work in 20 want to meet for a drink? | |
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jonylawson said: i finish work in 20 want to meet for a drink?
where are you? | |
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whakatane intensive care.NZ | |
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jonylawson said: whakatane intensive care.NZ
 what good is that to me! | |
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JasmineFire said: iceblue07 said: 2nd...A bloke had got his wifes wedding ring stuck round the base end of his knob!!!
That was either a very large ring or a very small knob. [Edited 2/8/08 18:52pm] That is exactly what i just thought  | |
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mdiver said: JasmineFire said: That was either a very large ring or a very small knob. [Edited 2/8/08 18:52pm] That is exactly what i just thought the guy just loved curves to an extent ... | |
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