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Printablemdiver said: RodeoSchro said: I'm not built that way, but if I ever do try it, I will make it clear that there is to be no leering. Is my "leering" plot line even funny at all? I would have thought just the word "leering" would have brought out a  or two.I would move on if i were you mate  Moving on. I guess the Golden Rule of Comedy is true - only words with the "k" sound are funny. | |
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I think I've finally stopped losing weight for the first time in over a year, and it kinda pisses me off because i want to go down just one more dress size. | |
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Congratulations!!!  Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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Imago said: Damn.
I just want to say a few things. 1) I love my weight trainer. He's hawt. And I love him. That's all I have to say about that. 2) 26 pounds down!  24 more to go
But wow, it's nice to start wearing some of my older clothes, though they're definitely so-two-years-ago now
3) I love being Raw-Vegan. I can't picture myself going back to eating SAD (standard American diet) full time ever again. Life is great. good for you 
I think my left butt cheek weighs 26 pounds alone  Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here |
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evenstar said:
I think I've finally stopped losing weight for the first time in over a year, and it kinda pisses me off because i want to go down just one more dress size. How about I actually saw on TV once that people consume worms at a clinic and after a few months have it removed. There was a clinician that they interviewed for it. 
GROSS! But if you hit that plateau, why not? ha ha! GROSS! | |
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why in the hell couldn't I have sounded educated....  | |
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KatSkrizzle said: evenstar said:
I think I've finally stopped losing weight for the first time in over a year, and it kinda pisses me off because i want to go down just one more dress size. How about I actually saw on TV once that people consume worms at a clinic and after a few months have it removed. There was a clinician that they interviewed for it.
GROSS! But if you hit that plateau, why not? ha ha! GROSS! EW! i don't want it that badly  | |
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roodboi said: why in the hell couldn't I have sounded educated....
I guess you need a Texas corn-pone accent, like I have. | |
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RodeoSchro said: roodboi said: why in the hell couldn't I have sounded educated....
I guess you need a Texas corn-pone accent, like I have.  | |
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Congrats to you, Dan !With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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That is so great Dan. I've only lost 5 pounds in the last 3 weeks. I can't get past it. I know it's the way I eat. Ughhhh!!! MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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This is weird.
Along with the weight loss, I'm getting horny al the time again. I masturbated just before posting this early this morning. And I masturbated no more than 10 minutes ago. Thats twice in just a few hours. Funny thing is I'm still thinking about sex. | |
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roodboi said: RodeoSchro said: I guess you need a Texas corn-pone accent, like I have. LOL at your signature! The batdick joke has offcially made Dan a legend in my eyes. | |
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Imago said: This is weird.
Along with the weight loss, I'm getting horny al the time again. I masturbated just before posting this early this morning. And I masturbated no more than 10 minutes ago. Thats twice in just a few hours. Funny thing is I'm still thinking about sex. At least you are not masturbating right now  .With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Imago said: This is weird.
Along with the weight loss, I'm getting horny al the time again. I masturbated just before posting this early this morning. And I masturbated no more than 10 minutes ago. Thats twice in just a few hours. Funny thing is I'm still thinking about sex. Right before you called me educated? I feel unclean. | |
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Serious said: Imago said: This is weird.
Along with the weight loss, I'm getting horny al the time again. I masturbated just before posting this early this morning. And I masturbated no more than 10 minutes ago. Thats twice in just a few hours. Funny thing is I'm still thinking about sex. At least you are not masturbating right now .How do you know? It's possible to do that while on the Internets. Or so I've heard. | |
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RodeoSchro said: Serious said: At least you are not masturbating right now .How do you know? It's possible to do that while on the Internets. Or so I've heard. That is why they are known as "left handed websites" | |
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Serious said: Imago said: This is weird.
Along with the weight loss, I'm getting horny al the time again. I masturbated just before posting this early this morning. And I masturbated no more than 10 minutes ago. Thats twice in just a few hours. Funny thing is I'm still thinking about sex. At least you are not masturbating right now .In all honesty I could probably get it up right now too, though it would be like being very drunk after you've already passed out and woken up again. Sure, you're gonna vomit, but its all going to be dry heaving. | |
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Imago said: This is weird.
Along with the weight loss, I'm getting horny al the time again. I masturbated just before posting this early this morning. And I masturbated no more than 10 minutes ago. Thats twice in just a few hours. Funny thing is I'm still thinking about sex. 
still thinkin about it? | |
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Kool  , well done. I love the gym and go 3 to 4 times a week. I could'nt give up certain foods like you though although I don't eat meat. I just need to lose the layer of fat over my tummy then I'll be happy! Sometimes Life is like the post...You just don't get it! | |
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DanceWme said: Imago said: This is weird.
Along with the weight loss, I'm getting horny al the time again. I masturbated just before posting this early this morning. And I masturbated no more than 10 minutes ago. Thats twice in just a few hours. Funny thing is I'm still thinking about sex.
still thinkin about it? Is Larry G leering?!? | |
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DanceWme said: Imago said: This is weird.
Along with the weight loss, I'm getting horny al the time again. I masturbated just before posting this early this morning. And I masturbated no more than 10 minutes ago. Thats twice in just a few hours. Funny thing is I'm still thinking about sex.
still thinkin about it? 
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RodeoSchro said: DanceWme said:
still thinkin about it? Is Larry G leering?!? | |
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Imago said: This is weird.
Along with the weight loss, I'm getting horny al the time again. I masturbated just before posting this early this morning. And I masturbated no more than 10 minutes ago. Thats twice in just a few hours. Funny thing is I'm still thinking about sex. Mods lock this motherfucker up and ban DAN please  | |
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Imago said: DanceWme said:
still thinkin about it?
i know im not thinkin about it now | |
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mdiver said: Imago said: This is weird.
Along with the weight loss, I'm getting horny al the time again. I masturbated just before posting this early this morning. And I masturbated no more than 10 minutes ago. Thats twice in just a few hours. Funny thing is I'm still thinking about sex. Mods lock this motherfucker up and ban DAN please  | |
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Imago said: mdiver said: Mods lock this motherfucker up and ban DAN please I have this god awful image of you having a power wank now  | |
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DanceWme said: Imago said:
i know im not thinkin about it now He's cute--Nice puppy!!!!! !!!!! | |
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mdiver said: Imago said: I have this god awful image of you having a power wank now Perhaps I'll have a one man circle jerk using your picture in drag as the biscuit. 
fuck, I'm still horny
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DanceWme said: RodeoSchro said: Is Larry G leering?!? Now I am imagining Larry G leering in the back of the "Ass - The Other Vagina" picture. Thank goodness I can't use Photoshop or you people would be ruined forever. | |
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