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Thread started 02/08/08 1:58am

funkpill

A Man Went To His Appointment With The Urologist

In the examining room
he told the doctor, "Don't laugh!"

"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In
more than twenty years I've never Laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," the man said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing
the tiniest 'willie' the doctor had ever seen.

It wasn't any bigger than a triple A battery.

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell to the
floor laughing hysterically. Ten minutes later he was
able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.

" I'm so sorry," he said. "I really am. I don't know what came over me.
On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again.
Now, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," the man replied. confused

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Reply #1 posted 02/08/08 2:02am

chillichocahol ic	PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society" U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter In my Profile Pic
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Reply #2 posted 02/08/08 2:09am

alwayslate	excellent!
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Reply #3 posted 02/08/08 2:18am

shanti0608	Happy Friday Funkpill !!!!!
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Reply #4 posted 02/08/08 2:25am

muirdo

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I dont get it.
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Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
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Reply #5 posted 02/08/08 3:11am

purplesweat	Saw that punchline coming a mile away
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Reply #6 posted 02/08/08 6:58am

sammij

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happy weekend funk hug

...the little artist that could...
[...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...]

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Reply #7 posted 02/08/08 6:59am

RodeoSchro	Reminds me of the time this woman told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt. I had to boink her three times and then hit her in the head with a brick.
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Reply #8 posted 02/08/08 7:44am

emm

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happy friday funk honey

She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay

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Reply #9 posted 02/08/08 9:22am

paintedlady

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have a great weekend funkpill kisses

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Reply #10 posted 02/08/08 9:25am

KidaDynamite

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RodeoSchro said:

Reminds me of the time this woman told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt.

I had to boink her three times and then hit her in the head with a brick.