This is TOO funny - type out the sentence you end up with.
Pick the month you were born:

January----- ----- ----I kicked
February---- ----- ---I loved
March----- ----- ----I karate chopped
April----- ----- -----I licked
May----- ----- -----I jumped on
June----- ----- -----I smelled
July----- ----- -----I did the Macarena With
August----- ----- ---I had lunch with
September--- ----- -I danced with
October----- ----- ---I sang to
November---- ----- -I yelled at
December---- ----- -I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-----a birdbath
2-----a monster
3-----a phone
4-----a fork
5-----a snowman
6-----a gangster
7-----my mobile phone
8-----my dog
9-----my best friends' boyfriend
10-----my neighbor
11-----my science teacher
12-----a banana
13-----a fireman
14-----a stuffed animal
15-----a goat
16-----a pickle
17-----your mom
18-----a spoon
19-----a smurf
20-----a baseball bat
21-----a ninja
22-----Chuck Norris
23-----a noodle
24-----a squirrel
25-----a football player
26-----my sister
27-----my brother
28-----an ipod
29-----a surfer
30-----a llama
31-----A homeless guy-

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White----- --because I'm cool like that
Black----- --because that's how I roll.
Pink----- ---because I'm NOT crazy.
Red----- ---because the voices told me to .
Blue----- ---because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green----- --because I think I need some serious help.
Purple----- ---because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----- ---because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow----- --because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----- -because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown----- --because I can.
Other----- ---because I'm a Ninja !
None----- ---because I can't control myself .

I smelled Chuck Norris because I'm AWESOME!

I had lunch with a llama because I can't control myself.

that sounds about right.

I karate chopped a football player because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

I did the Macarena with a homeless guy because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars....




man, I do that shit fo free...

I did the macarena with a phone because I'm NOT crazy

I smelled a fork because I'm AWESOME!

I danced with my best friends' boyfriend because I'm a Ninja !

I loved my neighbor because I'm cool like that.

Wow, this thing REALLY WORKS!

RodeoSchro said:

You Dog!!

I had lunch with a goat, because I can't control myself

I jumped on a fork, because that's how I roll.

i jumped on my dog because i can.

I licked my neighbor because I am sexy and do what I want

my daughter loved a phone because she is not crazy.....



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THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]

**....Someti

Mach said:

Lucky neighbor

ved a monster because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

I kicked my mobile phone because I'm cool like that.

I clotheslined Dr. Phil because he had it coming.

minneapolisgenius said:

Britney?????

I danced with my neighbor because I am NOT crazy!

I smelled a surfer because I'm NOT crazy.

This is just a very smart way to figure out everybody's birthday!

I Loved my Science Teacher because I’m cool like that

I licked Chuck Norris because that's how I roll!

I jumped on my best friends' boyfriend because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.


Shut up, Jason...

I LOVED MY NEIGHBOR BECAUSE I THINK I NEED SERIOUS HELP!

That sounds about right.

Sowhat said:

violator said: