Forgot to put underwear on? hell no...
Spilled coffee on yourself? no Fell because you couldnt walk in your new fuck me pumps? no Forgot to unplug the iron, and had to drive back home? (only to find it was unplugged) I've done that w/ the heater in the bathroom... & the stove... Put on mismatched socks because you where lazy and didnt want to look for the matching sock? never Walked outside, barefoot, in the rain, on purpose? nah, that's some hippie shit Swore you would never sleep with a certain someone and ended up in bed with them anyway? not yet Have you ever walked away from a good thing, and ended up regreting it? Yes, & still regret it to this day... Have you ever eaten something while shopping in the grocery store, and didnt pay for it? candy, but only when I was little & didn't know better Have you ever had a one night stand? kinda... Have you ever hugged a tree? oy, NO Have you ever loved someone secretly? nah Have you ever slept with a fellow orger? NO Have you ever sat on the top of a hill and watched the sun set? no, but I'd like to Have you ever ate green eggs and ham? Have you ever helped an elderly women/man cross the street? yes, actually. a couple of times Have you told someone you loved them today?? Yea, pretty much my whole immediate family (I talked to many of them today) | |
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FuNkeNsteiN said: DanceWme said: Have you ever hugged a tree?
hug..piss same thing Ok... remind me never to hug you | |
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DanceWme said: FuNkeNsteiN said: Ok... remind me never to hug you Ok ok... you can pee on me [Edited 2/6/08 6:26am] It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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FuNkeNsteiN said: DanceWme said: Ok ok... you can pee on me [Edited 2/6/08 6:26am] i want to pee on u drip drip drip lmao! | |
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FuNkeNsteiN said: DanceWme said: Ok ok... you can pee on me Yo, If ya want, I feel a dump coming on.... I mean, 'y'know, only if it'll help turn DanceWme's frown upside down.... | |
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TheMightyCelestial said: FuNkeNsteiN said: Ok ok... you can pee on me Yo, If ya want, I feel a dump coming on.... I mean, 'y'know, only if it'll help turn DanceWme's frown upside down.... bring it on | |
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DanceWme said: FuNkeNsteiN said: Ok ok... you can pee on me [Edited 2/6/08 6:26am] i want to pee on u drip drip drip lmao! Hey lady, won't you be my dog and I'll be your tree and you can pee on me! It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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FuNkeNsteiN said: DanceWme said: i want to pee on u drip drip drip lmao! Hey lady, won't you be my dog and I'll be your tree and you can pee on me! | |
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amorbella said: Just some random questions. Lets get to know each other a little better
Forgot to put underwear on? I don't wear underwear Spilled coffee on yourself? I don't drink coffee Fell because you couldnt walk in your new fuck me pumps? I am a man Forgot to unplug the iron, and had to drive back home? (only to find it was unplugged) Yes Put on mismatched socks because you where lazy and didnt want to look for the matching sock? No Walked outside, barefoot, in the rain, on purpose? Yes Swore you would never sleep with a certain someone and ended up in bed with them anyway? I swore I'd never sleep with a ceratin someone "again".....then did Have you ever walked away from a good thing, and ended up regreting it? Hell Yes Have you ever eaten something while shopping in the grocery store, and didnt pay for it? No Have you ever had a one night stand? Several Have you ever hugged a tree? Not that I can rember Have you ever loved someone secretly? Many people Have you ever slept with a fellow orger? No Have you ever sat on the top of a hill and watched the sun set? Yes Have you ever ate green eggs and ham? Wouldn't that be eating rotten food? Hell No. Have you ever helped an elderly women/man cross the street? No Have you told someone you loved them today?? Sob....Sob.... No | |
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Forgot to put underwear on? Forgot? No. Decided not to? Yes.
Spilled coffee on yourself? Yes Fell because you couldnt walk in your new fuck me pumps? Uh... no. but I have tried to walk in my mother/wife's shoes. I can't really fit them, but I'm actually not that bad at it. Forgot to unplug the iron, and had to drive back home? (only to find it was unplugged) No... I let my wife have the OCD fits in our family. Put on mismatched socks because you where lazy and didnt want to look for the matching sock? Yes. Walked outside, barefoot, in the rain, on purpose? Yes Swore you would never sleep with a certain someone and ended up in bed with them anyway? Yes Have you ever walked away from a good thing, and ended up regretting it? Yes Have you ever eaten something while shopping in the grocery store, and didnt pay for it? Yes Have you ever had a one night stand? Yes Have you ever hugged a tree? Yes Have you ever loved someone secretly? Yes Have you ever slept with a fellow orger? No Have you ever sat on the top of a hill and watched the sun set? Yes Have you ever ate green eggs and ham? No Have you ever helped an elderly women/man cross the street? Yes Have you told someone you loved them today?? Yes Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Green eggs and ham are BOMB!!!!
TRY IT, YOU'LL LIKE IT Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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Forgot to put underwear on? No, but I have gone commando often enough.
Spilled coffee on yourself? Often. I dropped my HUGE mug just saturday. I splattered all over two white chairs, which sucked. Fell because you couldnt walk in your new fuck me pumps? Please. I have had lucky boxerbriefs and a lucky t-shirt. I never wore fuck-me pumps. I once, for a catwalk show, had to wear platform boots. It was a 70's themed line. And I fell over, actually. Forgot to unplug the iron, and had to drive back home? (only to find it was unplugged) Just went back to check the coffee machine. Put on mismatched socks because you where lazy and didnt want to look for the matching sock? I suppose it's a male things. We all have. Walked outside, barefoot, in the rain, on purpose? Yes. Swore you would never sleep with a certain someone and ended up in bed with them anyway?Hell no. Have you ever walked away from a good thing, and ended up regreting it? I always follow my git-feeling, so I can never go wrong. Have you ever eaten something while shopping in the grocery store, and didnt pay for it? No. Have you ever had a one night stand? I am a single gay man. Please. Have you ever hugged a tree? Yes. I grew up in the border of a forest. Have you ever loved someone secretly? Sure. Have you ever slept with a fellow orger? Yes. More than one, actually. See the one night stand question. But I have to say; one of them I slept with repeatedly. Have you ever sat on the top of a hill and watched the sun set? Mountain. Yes. Have you ever ate green eggs and ham? Hwat are green eggs? I had normal eggs and ham. Have you ever helped an elderly women/man cross the street? No. I used to volunteer to do their shopping and cleaning, though. Have you told someone you loved them today?? My cat. | |
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IstenSzek said: Have you ever slept with a fellow orger? YES. a couple. the results varied from very nice to horrendous regret and lifelong nightmares
Multiple Orger Fucker. Let's make that Multiple Orger Fucker® GUILTY! GUILTY! | |
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. [Edited 2/6/08 9:43am] Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Lammastide said: .
[Edited 2/6/08 9:43am] Multiple Orger Fucker® ? | |
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amorbella said: Just some random questions. Lets get to know each other a little better
Forgot to put underwear on? yes Spilled coffee on yourself? yed all the time Fell because you couldnt walk in your new fuck me pumps? no but i fall off my feet a lot anyway Forgot to unplug the iron, and had to drive back home? yes (only to find it was unplugged) Put on mismatched socks because you where lazy and didnt want to look for the matching sock? yes Walked outside, barefoot, in the rain, on purpose? yes walk and dance in the rain Swore you would never sleep with a certain someone and ended up in bed with them anyway? ummm yeah Have you ever walked away from a good thing, and ended up regreting it? no Have you ever eaten something while shopping in the grocery store, and didnt pay for it? yes Have you ever had a one night stand? yes Have you ever hugged a tree? yes Have you ever loved someone secretly? yes but it's not much of a secret now. Have you ever slept with a fellow orger? no Have you ever sat on the top of a hill and watched the sun set? many times Have you ever ate green eggs and ham? nope Have you ever helped an elderly women/man cross the street? yep Have you told someone you loved them today?? yes "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"-Dr Seuss
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HamsterHuey said: Lammastide said: .
[Edited 2/6/08 9:43am] Multiple Orger Fucker® ? No, not at all. Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Christopher said: Have you ever slept with a fellow orger?-no
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Moderator | Forgot to put underwear on? yes
Spilled coffee on yourself? yup Fell because you couldnt walk in your new fuck me pumps? yuppers Forgot to unplug the iron, and had to drive back home? Yup. (only to find it was unplugged) Put on mismatched socks because you where lazy and didnt want to look for the matching sock? guilty. Walked outside, barefoot, in the rain, on purpose? Hells yeah. Swore you would never sleep with a certain someone and ended up in bed with them anyway? Guilty again. Have you ever walked away from a good thing, and ended up regreting it? Not really. Have you ever eaten something while shopping in the grocery store, and didnt pay for it? Nope. Have you ever had a one night stand?Nope. Have you ever hugged a tree? Have you ever loved someone secretly? Have you ever slept with a fellow orger? Have you ever sat on the top of a hill and watched the sun set? Have you ever ate green eggs and ham? nope. Have you ever helped an elderly women/man cross the street? That or an equivalent of... Have you told someone you loved them today?? Not yet. but I will. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: Forgot to put underwear on? yes
Spilled coffee on yourself? yup Fell because you couldnt walk in your new fuck me pumps? yuppers Forgot to unplug the iron, and had to drive back home? Yup. (only to find it was unplugged) Put on mismatched socks because you where lazy and didnt want to look for the matching sock? guilty. Walked outside, barefoot, in the rain, on purpose? Hells yeah. Swore you would never sleep with a certain someone and ended up in bed with them anyway? Guilty again. Have you ever walked away from a good thing, and ended up regreting it? Not really. Have you ever eaten something while shopping in the grocery store, and didnt pay for it? Nope. Have you ever had a one night stand?Nope. Have you ever hugged a tree? Have you ever loved someone secretly? Have you ever slept with a fellow orger? Have you ever sat on the top of a hill and watched the sun set? Have you ever ate green eggs and ham? nope. Have you ever helped an elderly women/man cross the street? That or an equivalent of... Have you told someone you loved them today?? Not yet. but I will. I love you KIM!!!!! Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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amorbella said: Just some random questions. Lets get to know each other a little better
Forgot to put underwear on? yup Spilled coffee on yourself? yup Fell because you couldnt walk in your new fuck me pumps? almost Forgot to unplug the iron, and had to drive back home? more times than Id like to admit to (only to find it was unplugged) Put on mismatched socks because you where lazy and didnt want to look for the matching sock? yup Walked outside, barefoot, in the rain, on purpose? of course Swore you would never sleep with a certain someone and ended up in bed with them anyway? yes Have you ever walked away from a good thing, and ended up regreting it? yes Have you ever eaten something while shopping in the grocery store, and didnt pay for it? u huh Have you ever hugged a tree? of course Have you ever loved someone secretly? yup!! Have you ever sat on the top of a hill and watched the sun set? no Have you ever ate green eggs and ham? of course Have you ever helped an elderly women/man cross the street? a few times Have you told someone you loved them today?? yes Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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amorbella said: Forgot to put underwear on? yup
Spilled coffee on yourself? yup Fell because you couldnt walk in your new fuck me pumps? almost Forgot to unplug the iron, and had to drive back home? more times than Id like to admit to (only to find it was unplugged) Put on mismatched socks because you where lazy and didnt want to look for the matching sock? yup Walked outside, barefoot, in the rain, on purpose? of course Swore you would never sleep with a certain someone and ended up in bed with them anyway? yes Have you ever walked away from a good thing, and ended up regreting it? yes Have you ever eaten something while shopping in the grocery store, and didnt pay for it? u huh Have you ever hugged a tree? of course Have you ever loved someone secretly? yup!! Have you ever sat on the top of a hill and watched the sun set? no Have you ever ate green eggs and ham? of course Have you ever helped an elderly women/man cross the street? a few times Have you told someone you loved them today?? yes you forgot one... | |
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HamsterHuey said: IstenSzek said: Have you ever slept with a fellow orger? YES. a couple. the results varied from very nice to horrendous regret and lifelong nightmares
Multiple Orger Fucker. Let's make that Multiple Orger Fucker® GUILTY! GUILTY! i'm a MOF omg. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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Forgot to put underwear on? No
Spilled coffee on yourself? Yes Fell because you couldnt walk in your new fuck me pumps? No Forgot to unplug the iron, and had to drive back home? Yes (only to find it was unplugged) Put on mismatched socks because you where lazy and didnt want to look for the matching sock? Yes Walked outside, barefoot, in the rain, on purpose? Yes Swore you would never sleep with a certain someone and ended up in bed with them anyway? I swear I wouldn't again Have you ever walked away from a good thing, and ended up regreting it? Possibly Have you ever eaten something while shopping in the grocery store, and didnt pay for it? Yes Have you ever had a one night stand? Yes Have you ever hugged a tree? Yes Have you ever loved someone secretly? Yes Have you ever slept with a fellow orger? Yes Have you ever sat on the top of a hill and watched the sun set? Yes Have you ever ate green eggs and ham? Not green eggs otherwise yes Have you ever helped an elderly women/man cross the street? Yes Have you told someone you loved them today?? No Not very descriptive am I!? There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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amorbella said:[quote]Just some random questions. Lets get to know each other a little better
Forgot to put underwear on? I don't wear underwear! Spilled coffee on yourself? I don't drink coffee! Fell because you couldnt walk in your new fuck me pumps? I don't cross dress! Forgot to unplug the iron, and had to drive back home? Nope (only to find it was unplugged) Put on mismatched socks because you where lazy and didnt want to look for the matching sock? When I was like....9 years old. Walked outside, barefoot, in the rain, on purpose? Hell Yeah! Swore you would never sleep with a certain someone and ended up in bed with them anyway? FUCK YEAH!! Have you ever walked away from a good thing, and ended up regreting it? Have you ever eaten something while shopping in the grocery store, and didnt pay for it? Have you ever had a one night stand? Of Course! Have you ever hugged a tree? Yes Have you ever loved someone secretly? Nope Have you ever slept with a fellow orger? Yes Have you ever sat on the top of a hill and watched the sun set? Oh Hell Yeah!! Brazil!!! Have you ever ate green eggs and ham? Nope Have you ever helped an elderly women/man cross the street? Have you told someone you loved them today?? Not yet Whap!! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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emm said: amorbella said: Forgot to put underwear on? yup
Spilled coffee on yourself? yup Fell because you couldnt walk in your new fuck me pumps? almost Forgot to unplug the iron, and had to drive back home? more times than Id like to admit to (only to find it was unplugged) Put on mismatched socks because you where lazy and didnt want to look for the matching sock? yup Walked outside, barefoot, in the rain, on purpose? of course Swore you would never sleep with a certain someone and ended up in bed with them anyway? yes Have you ever walked away from a good thing, and ended up regreting it? yes Have you ever eaten something while shopping in the grocery store, and didnt pay for it? u huh Have you ever hugged a tree? of course Have you ever loved someone secretly? yup!! Have you ever sat on the top of a hill and watched the sun set? no Have you ever ate green eggs and ham? of course Have you ever helped an elderly women/man cross the street? a few times Have you told someone you loved them today?? yes you forgot one... so, then you should know the answer..... Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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amorbella said: emm said: you forgot one... so, then you should know the answer..... You little perv! | |
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IstenSzek said: HamsterHuey said: Multiple Orger Fucker. Let's make that Multiple Orger Fucker® GUILTY! GUILTY! i'm a MOF omg. U Sexy M.O.F. | |
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mdiver said: amorbella said: so, then you should know the answer..... You little perv! wait.... never said I did..... but then again..... Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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amorbella said: mdiver said: You little perv! wait.... never said I did..... but then again..... Shall we have a "guess who Jeannie bumped uglies with" thread ? | |
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