Could somebody please explain the Org to me and describe what's so great/shite about it.

But please do it in a magical way and post pictures of random things so that I start to feel the love/hate/cock-and-ball-torture vibe of the Org.

Oh, and feel free to post pics that will jog my memory as to what turns me on, what I should know about the world and what famous people you'd like to have sexual relations with.

Oh, and if this thread falls to page 2 with only single-figured responses, then you'll all develop genital warts and your most loved person in the world will die of genital wart complications. (As far as I remember, it IS Genital Wart Awareness Month this February, isn't it?)

I hope you remember that £20 £10,000 I lent you!




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mcmeekle said:

If I'd made that post, I'd have at least said £10,000. You must be shit at responding to threads in a humourous manner, I can't really remember.

Haystack said:

£10,000 that's what I said.

You said the money was for a baby-pickling machine or something?

Baby Peeling Machine I think you'll find. Yes!!! I remembered now what gave me the amnesia. I tripped up and fell on the machine and then...

Fuck knows...

Haystack said:

Yes £500 for the machine and the rest on salt.

I'm surpised you need the money. You forgotten your selling-fags-to-schoolkids business?

mcmeekle said:

I vaguely recall it. But I'm sure it was you who was selling the gay men to schoolkids. That's wrong on so many levels.

Disclaimer: I'm gay myself, just in case anybody takes offence to my last comment

Haystack said:

No, you were a closet straight man. You came out and married a girl called Barbara from Chiswick. You have two kids. One boy and one peeled.

Disclaimer: I'm called Barbara myself incase anyone takes offence to that last post.

mcmeekle said:

Now I know you're taking the piss! If I did marry a woman, there's no way I'd marry anyone called Barbara, no matter how happy she was to swallow, do my ironing and support the same team as me.

Now, a girl named Desiré or Dominique, maybe...

The VIBE of the org!

MoniGram said:

Glad I don't remember any of it now.

Haystack said:

But I am a school kid and I take offence at what you said..

Haystack said:

PEJ said:

I take it this is the new look for his brand new 'Welcome 2 Skiffle' album and tour?

Haystack said:

OMFG lmao

@ this thread.

raveun2thejoyfantastic said:

AT the thread or WITH the thread.....

'Stack.

mcmeekle said:

isn't that ILLEGAL?

evenstar said:

Only if you get caught.

mcmeekle said:

aaaah, i see

evenstar said:

I'll see yall in another couple of months or so.....

myfavorite said:

Did you get sent down?

mcmeekle said:

Probably AT. I feel like this thread is my Thriller 25. A crap way of reminding people of my previous greatness but ultimately just reminding me that I can't create threads that engage other Orgers anymore.




And I couldn't give a flying fuck!


Anybody else fuck Furbys?

Haystack said:

Used to. My social worker says that may be the reason the Presbyterian Church expelled me. Personally, I think it was the rhinoparalysis. So I left a few drip marks in Genesis, big deal. By the way, my middle name is Barbara. Just thought you'd want to know. I'm named after my aunt who was an anorexic sewage plant inspector with severe myopia. A natural, they called her. Too bad about that botched otoplasty. But we still love her, as would you if you only had a chance to meet her.

CarolineP said:

It wasn't her who started all that Taliban nonsense was it? I'd heard rumours...

CarolineP said:

What's anorexic sewage?