WHEN U WIPE YOU
I WIPE IT AND FOLD THE PAYPER OVER AND USE IT TWICE WICH IS GUD $ RESYCLING AND I ALWAYS LUCK AT THE TISUE AFTER EACH WIPE LOLZ!!!!!

WHAT DOSE U DO??


OK NOW ANSWER THE Q PEEPS!!!

Hey Butchersdog!

Chilli.....is that you???

Butchersdog said:

I hope that typo is meant to be look. It's closer to lick.....

ey, agre wit dat toadely, sav de 3´s

It's like Beetlejuice. Someone mentioned his name and he appeared.

KidaDynamite said:

No but apparently lately people are echoing my threads, this is the second time someone has done that Besides, my spelling might be bad...but my grammer sure as hell isnt that lousy

I take a bath after each dump.

chillichocaholic said:

Oh, cool!


Well in that case.....wassup Butchersdog!

you know, butcherdog, i'm feeling in a bit of a spiritual malaise today, so i hope you don't mind if i address your question metaphorically:

i have a great appreciation for moist wipes, and when those are available, i prefer using those, then giving a quick wipe with dry bathroom tissue. because really, you can't be TOO clean down there. you just can't.

...speaking purely as a metaphor for the emptiness of human existence and the fragility of faith, that is.

Just wow

JuliePurplehead said:

Oh my god! I always shower afterwards too. I feel so icky if I don't.

Butchersdog said:

You'll get tired of typing like that eventually.

AnckSuNamun said:

seriously? cant yall just busted out the baby wipes?!

I never wip my own butt.

But I like my butt spanked, though. Does that count?

Big, flat, manly hands. Slapping my perfectly slapable ass-cheeks. Until they glow red with desire.

HamsterHuey said:

you also like to jump in the shower rightafter asap correct?

HamsterHuey said:

If I was a Gay male I would be so in love with u right now

Christopher said:

Ermmm
nooooo

I do like to shower, though. Esp with someone. Wanna come over?

HamsterHuey said:

im already in the house

I really needed to shower this morning, or hang my arse over the sink. I had a vindaloo last night.

Seriously though I pooh far too often to make showering or bathing practical. And what about work? I'm there for twelve sodding hours!

As for wiping it does depend on the pooh itself. Usually a case of three sheets folded once repeated twice followed by two sheets folded once to show due diligence. The last step is always a 'check wipe' for everyone surely?

NB: My vindaloopooh usually requires some urgent dabbing before the full wipe. Chilli and bumholes don't mix.

iloveannie said:

I beg ure pardon

chillichocaholic said:

Gawd, I was hoping everyone would ignore that post.

HamsterHuey said:

Oh come on now.....as if I would

iloveannie said:

3 sheets doesn't feel adequate when I PEE, let alone take a dump & I never use the same tissue twice. Who wants to be conservative when there's shit in your ass??!! A good size puff of tissue (as many as necessary, depends on the texture ) & a wet wipe - nothing less

I use what is needed and don't like to waste what we have in the world. Especially if I've had to pay for it first.

iloveannie said:

Me too.
Now personally,
I don't like to have to wipp my bum.
But if he doesn't make the quota that I expect from him when he goes out panhandlin',
how else am I gonna keep him motivated?
Besides, with all the layers of sweaters & coats (not to mention the accumulated grime underneath) that he usually wears, I'm sure that any scarring that might occur is minimal.

Illustrator said:

Do u whipp him often??

i just realised i am getting old, back in the day, my whole thing was toilet humour or sex.

now i dont even find this thread funny. i guess i dont find poo as funny as i used to, damn i have just stepped into adulthood.

killmenow...

eraclito said: