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my girlfriend won't let me be a porn star! should i respect her wishes...or go behind her back?... i think i'd be quite good at it... a natural, in fact... my screen test went amazingly well... but i had no idea that my girl was the jealous type  ... what am i to do??  | |
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She doesn't have to know.  Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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Go for it,have a name picked out yet? | |
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crazyhorse said: Go for it,have a name picked out yet?
no i haven't picked a name...  .. how about Duck Diggler? ... yeah that's it! | |
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jer-ry! jer-ry! jer-ry!!!  | |
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I think my avatar makes me seem like I'm serious all the time.Too intense, | |
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Tell her you wanna do it but to make things fair, allow her to get banged by as many guys as she wants. "You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "
Al Pacino- Scarface | |
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EvilWhiteMale said: Tell her you wanna do it but to make things fair, allow her to get banged by as many guys as she wants.
yeah, let her join in on the fun!!!  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: EvilWhiteMale said: Tell her you wanna do it but to make things fair, allow her to get banged by as many guys as she wants.
yeah, let her join in on the fun!!! no... she doesn't wish to.. she's not a slut ooohh what to do | |
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Seems simple to me...
is your girlfriend  more important to you
than your desire to be a porn  ???
Lying to her is very bad advice!! 
...thought ya knew!!...  life Sexy u all | |
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crazyhorse said: I think my avatar makes me seem like I'm serious all the time.Too intense,
it's interesting because your avatar is an actual mask, a reminder of the online personas we all wear on here | |
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is there any chance you could clone yourself? this is really the easiest solution. send your clone off to do the 'dirty work', while you stay chastely home with your GF
but the other suggestion i had was you should get yourself one of those handy time machines, go back in the past with the film screw, record all the porno you want, and then return to your GF in her time where you won't even have to mention this little expedition. | |
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MENACE TO SOBRIETY  | |
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Well the selfish BRAT! Can't you control her? | |
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lol..  ..Bliss..  ..:RubberDucky.... | |
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[Snip. Flame removed. Ian] | |
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Jeez... and she won't let you post pics of your butt either. She must be a lil controlling. | |
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Use a different brand of condoms when you are fucking the whore in the porn film..that way it wont seem or feel like your dick and abracadabra your girlfriend will never know! | |
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Perhaps she doesn't want you to embarrass yourself...
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REDFEATHERS said: Use a different brand of condoms when you are fucking the whore in the porn film..that way it wont seem or feel like your dick and abracadabra your girlfriend will never know!
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Let her direct.
Everyone wants to direct. Someone needs to direct a porn about a hirsute guy with man-tits, and call it Under The Hairy Boob. Or not. | |
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i love the word hirsute. HIRSUTE. VERMOUTH. VERMILLION. VERISIMILITUDE.
i think the porn industry is sorely lacking the genre of male lactation - i mean, THAT'S what i wanna see, a nice man-boob being milked, godDAMN that makes me thirsty. No confusion, no tears. No enemies, no fear. No sorrow, no pain. No ball, no chain.
Sex is not love. Love is not sex. Putting words in other people's mouths will only get you elected. Need more sleep than coke or methamphetamine. | |
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theblueangel said: i love the word hirsute. HIRSUTE. VERMOUTH. VERMILLION. VERISIMILITUDE.
i think the porn industry is sorely lacking the genre of male lactation - i mean, THAT'S what i wanna see, a nice man-boob being milked, godDAMN that makes me thirsty.  | |
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theblueangel said: i love the word hirsute. HIRSUTE. VERMOUTH. VERMILLION. VERISIMILITUDE.
i think the porn industry is sorely lacking the genre of male lactation - i mean, THAT'S what i wanna see, a nice man-boob being milked, godDAMN that makes me thirsty.  | |
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MrBliss said: should i respect her wishes...or go behind her back?... i think i'd be quite good at it... a natural, in fact... my screen test went amazingly well... but i had no idea that my girl was the jealous type
... what am i to do?? Go for it. It beats your current job...  lol! smile... 8) | |
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You shouldn't date a person who doesn't support your most lofty of aspirations. Dump her!
And. . .ACTION! | |
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tackam said: You shouldn't date a person who doesn't support your most lofty of aspirations. Dump her!
And. . .ACTION! You are so understanding!!!  | |
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Bumped MrBliss, you owe me one.. | |
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MrBliss said: should i respect her wishes...or go behind her back?... i think i'd be quite good at it... a natural, in fact... my screen test went amazingly well... but i had no idea that my girl was the jealous type
... what am i to do?? Maybe she is trying to tell you something, save you the embarassment. | |
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