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Drunk People Sex...lawd Dont U HATE IT
When your 'lovermate' wants to have sex with you and they all drunk. Start puttin his slimy liquor tounge all sloppily in your mouth. Then GET MAD when you dont wanna have sex. UUUGH  Straight Jacket Funk Affair
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Can't do anything with whiskey dick. Shake it til ya make it  | |
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drunk sex is awesome. provided you're not too drunk. there's a middling area that's just lovely  | |
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yep, it's called tipsy it's and I love it... soooo much of a truer me comes out   | |
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statuesqque said: yep, it's called tipsy it's and I love it... soooo much of a truer me comes out
I think both partis have to be drunk. I find myself not being able to get up when my mind is zapped Straight Jacket Funk Affair
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paisleypark4 said: statuesqque said: yep, it's called tipsy it's and I love it... soooo much of a truer me comes out
I think both partis have to be drunk. I find myself not being able to get up when my mind is zapped that's a very good point it is a mental/mind thing as well. if your mind isn't into it it's not good. | |
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JuliePurplehead said: Can't do anything with whiskey dick.
Urban legend. I've known plenty of people (including myself) that've had sex while drunk Maybe we can go to the movies and cry together | |
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Volitan said: JuliePurplehead said: Can't do anything with whiskey dick.
Urban legend. I've known plenty of people (including myself) that've had sex while drunk Now was that what almost got u into trouble?  PRINCE IS WATCHING U  " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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it aint right if just one person is drunk  | |
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chillichocaholic said: Volitan said: Urban legend. I've known plenty of people (including myself) that've had sex while drunk Now was that what almost got u into trouble? Maybe  , but no I wasn't TOTALLY drunk
it aint right if just one person is drunk disbelief +1 [Edited 2/3/08 1:17am] Maybe we can go to the movies and cry together | |
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If U can't beat them...
Join 'm... |
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Tipsy sex is the best! You let your guard down, and have a good time! That's probably why there is so much booze at swinger parties!  Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian  | |
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As much as I like to drink (& I do ) I prefer to be totally straight when I have sex. It's just more exciting to me, the true anticipation/actions w/o being clouded at all. 
He has nerve getting mad @ you PP4, but he was drunk so he won't realize this until later    I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: As much as I like to drink (& I do
) I prefer to be totally straight when I have sex. It's just more exciting to me, the true anticipation/actions w/o being clouded at all.
He has nerve getting mad @ you PP4, but he was drunk so he won't realize this until later do you see dancing bananas when you drink? | |
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Rhondab said: CalhounSq said: As much as I like to drink (& I do
) I prefer to be totally straight when I have sex. It's just more exciting to me, the true anticipation/actions w/o being clouded at all.
He has nerve getting mad @ you PP4, but he was drunk so he won't realize this until later do you see dancing bananas when you drink?  I should have seen some tonight when I was drinking! But, umm, no, I don't  I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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Volitan said: JuliePurplehead said: Can't do anything with whiskey dick.
Urban legend. I've known plenty of people (including myself) that've had sex while drunk doesn't whiskey dick occur the day after or something? I think that you also have to drink and excessive amount in order for that to happen. You have to be, like, beyond drunk in order for whiskey dick to happen. | |
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JasmineFire said: Volitan said: Urban legend. I've known plenty of people (including myself) that've had sex while drunk doesn't whiskey dick occur the day after or something? I think that you also have to drink and excessive amount in order for that to happen. You have to be, like, beyond drunk in order for whiskey dick to happen. It's definitely not an urban legend but as you said the guy has to be quite drunk which usually means you also get really tired. I think drunk sex is terrible. Tipsy is great, but drunk is awful. | |
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Volitan said:[quote] chillichocaholic said: Maybe , but no I wasn't TOTALLY drunk
Well, then you didn't have whiskey dick. I'm talking about when the dude is so drunk that's he's not all the way hard and he can't finish. Shake it til ya make it | |
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JuliePurplehead said: Can't do anything with whiskey dick.
That sounds like some sort of disease.
"Hey man...what's up?" "Nothin...but....*sigh*..." "come on dude you can tell me..." "I...I've got whiskey dick!!" *cue the dramatic music!!!* | |
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LadyLuvSexxy said: JuliePurplehead said: Can't do anything with whiskey dick.
That sounds like some sort of disease.
"Hey man...what's up?" "Nothin...but....*sigh*..." "come on dude you can tell me..." "I...I've got whiskey dick!!" *cue the dramatic music!!!* Shake it til ya make it | |
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worked for me to lose my virginity, so its all good! I got more hits than Madonna's got kids! | |
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CalhounSq said: As much as I like to drink (& I do
) I prefer to be totally straight when I have sex. It's just more exciting to me, the true anticipation/actions w/o being clouded at all.
He has nerve getting mad @ you PP4, but he was drunk so he won't realize this until later I did drink too..but man its so bothersome when some1 tries to have sex with you 4 times in one night while you are trying to go to sleep and your head is spinning! Straight Jacket Funk Affair
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paisleypark4 said: CalhounSq said: As much as I like to drink (& I do
) I prefer to be totally straight when I have sex. It's just more exciting to me, the true anticipation/actions w/o being clouded at all.
He has nerve getting mad @ you PP4, but he was drunk so he won't realize this until later I did drink too..but man its so bothersome when some1 tries to have sex with you 4 times in one night while you are trying to go to sleep and your head is spinning! kick his ass out the bed | |
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heybaby said: paisleypark4 said: I did drink too..but man its so bothersome when some1 tries to have sex with you 4 times in one night while you are trying to go to sleep and your head is spinning! kick his ass out the bed he said some bullshit like "you cant even satisfy me when i need it!"...i knew he was drunk as fuck but knowing that they said that is hurtful...i hate drunk sex Straight Jacket Funk Affair
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JustErin said: JasmineFire said: doesn't whiskey dick occur the day after or something? I think that you also have to drink and excessive amount in order for that to happen. You have to be, like, beyond drunk in order for whiskey dick to happen. It's definitely not an urban legend but as you said the guy has to be quite drunk which usually means you also get really tired. I think drunk sex is terrible. Tipsy is great, but drunk is awful. I'm with you. Tipsy is wonderful. Drunk is sloppy. | |
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LadyLuvSexxy said: JuliePurplehead said: Can't do anything with whiskey dick.
That sounds like some sort of disease.Actually, it sounds like a country song. | |
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IIII can't do nuthin with this ole whiskey diiick | |
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MoniGram said: Tipsy sex is the best! You let your guard down, and have a good time! That's probably why there is so much booze at swinger parties!
 MOni!!!! I can't believe u know this!!!  PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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Dance said:
IIII can't do nuthin with this ole whiskey diiick surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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KidaDynamite said: Dance said:
IIII can't do nuthin with this ole whiskey diiick Thank God He looks better than that nowPRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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