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Printableeraclito said: i just realised i am getting old, back in the day, my whole thing was toilet humour or sex.
now i dont even find this thread funny. i guess i dont find poo as funny as i used to, damn i have just stepped into adulthood. killmenow... I was kinda thinking the same thing... then I remembered, my lil' boy farted this morning and I cracked up along with him... 
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If I ever stop laughing at farts somebody shoot me. Although as I age I find farts need to be in really funny places. Like cash-point queues. Or cinemas. | |
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iloveannie said: If I ever stop laughing at farts somebody shoot me. Although as I age I find farts need to be in really funny places. Like cash-point queues. Or cinemas.
LMFAO.....!!!!! brilliant.....  "I may not agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it"
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iloveannie said: If I ever stop laughing at farts somebody shoot me. Although as I age I find farts need to be in really funny places. Like cash-point queues. Or cinemas.
The day you can't trust a fart is the day you'll stop laughing at them. | |
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wiping me bum...well...I did have this nice fluffy rabbit....oh the bear does that eh?
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roodboi said: eraclito said: i just realised i am getting old, back in the day, my whole thing was toilet humour or sex.
now i dont even find this thread funny. i guess i dont find poo as funny as i used to, damn i have just stepped into adulthood. killmenow... I was kinda thinking the same thing... then I remembered, my lil' boy farted this morning and I cracked up along with him...
maturity sucks... Will And Grace went the same way. Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
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chillichocaholic said: eraclito said: i just realised i am getting old, back in the day, my whole thing was toilet humour or sex.
now i dont even find this thread funny. i guess i dont find poo as funny as i used to, damn i have just stepped into adulthood. killmenow...  u gonna need a bigger mallet... are you ready for submission
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roodboi said: eraclito said: i just realised i am getting old, back in the day, my whole thing was toilet humour or sex.
now i dont even find this thread funny. i guess i dont find poo as funny as i used to, damn i have just stepped into adulthood. killmenow... I was kinda thinking the same thing... then I remembered, my lil' boy farted this morning and I cracked up along with him...
maturity sucks... man i put on my coat today, just in case the weather might be cold, and i told someone off for not covering up. 
all of a sudden i see an arguement for euthanasia so was it a silent but violent one or did he let it rip ? are you ready for submission
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eraclito said: roodboi said: I was kinda thinking the same thing... then I remembered, my lil' boy farted this morning and I cracked up along with him...
maturity sucks... man i put on my coat today, just in case the weather might be cold, and i told someone off for not covering up.
all of a sudden i see an arguement for euthanasia so was it a silent but violent one or did he let it rip ? he shook the foundation, I'm sure the neighbors heard it... 
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I sniff mine before making it take a dump | |
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Some yrs ago, I was in Spain, and unknowingly I had slept on my elbow, trapping a nerve, which made the whole wipping experience an ordeal and trying to teach an old dog new tricks with the other hand, was a total failure, so i decided constipation was the best thing for it  If it were not for insanity, I would be sane.
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iloveannie said: If I ever stop laughing at farts somebody shoot me. Although as I age I find farts need to be in really funny places. Like cash-point queues. Or cinemas.
Right at the most dramatic point of the whole movie too "You mean....YOU'RE the father!? OMG!" "Pffffft"  | |
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CalhounSq said: iloveannie said: I really needed to shower this morning, or hang my arse over the sink. I had a vindaloo last night.
Seriously though I pooh far too often to make showering or bathing practical. And what about work? I'm there for twelve sodding hours! As for wiping it does depend on the pooh itself. Usually a case of three sheets folded once repeated twice followed by two sheets folded once to show due diligence. The last step is always a 'check wipe' for everyone surely? NB: My vindaloopooh usually requires some urgent dabbing before the full wipe. Chilli and bumholes don't mix. 3 sheets doesn't feel adequate when I PEE, let alone take a dump  & I never use the same tissue twice. Who wants to be conservative when there's shit in your ass??!!  A good size puff of tissue (as many as necessary, depends on the texture ) & a wet wipe - nothing less  Even though I shower afterwards, I do the same thing.  looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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i've never fart or pooped  | |
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mmmmm chili with beans  | |
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Christopher said: AnckSuNamun said: Oh my god! I always shower afterwards too.  I feel so icky if I don't.seriously? Hell yeah. I don't care if I'm staying in a hotel or someone's house for a few days, but right before I shower I usually take a dump. I've never taken one at work. I'd have no choice but to walk around like that then. I hope diarrhea doesn't hit at work *knocks on wood* .....or else I'm doomed. Ew. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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