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WHAT do straight men notice??? 
For instance, my guy is coming over later to fuck me blind & I'm up braiding my hair so it'll be all wavy & romantic & shit when he comes over.   But he's not even gonna notice that shit, is he  I think it's mostly for ME, so I know I tried to look a little cute, with the hopes that he may appreciate the effort. But most likely, it'll get right past him 
So what DO men notice? When women put forth an effort to look nice/dress up/whatever, what do you guys actually SEE? If only you knew what we look like an hour before you arrive!!! 
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I notice:
Makeup Hair Different clothes (if say, they usually wear jeans and a tshirt and they're wearing leggings and a smarter shirt or something). Laurel claims to need to straighten her hair all the time, but I only notice when it actually starts to curl not when it's just a little messy because she's woken up, or whatever. It looks great to me whenever. | |
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Just dress up in a metal bikini ala "Return of the Jedi".
You'll get noticed. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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Tits. | |
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Cloudbuster said: Tits.
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We also notice when you start to not make an effort when you get used to us, you lazy cunts.
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benyamin said: We also notice when you start to not make an effort when you get used to us, you lazy cunts.
okay, not having a blowdryer/only having a half-hour to get ready because you set the alarm so late has NOTHING to do with being lazy.  | |
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i want a boy who notices tits and not whether i've fucked up my eyeliner that particular morning.  | |
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I think what you're asking here is, "What should I bother doing before my boyfriend comes over to give me a good rodgering?". In which case, I would say:
1. Shave your legs and shave or trim your minge. 2. Shower. 3. Apply deodorant. 4. Subtle perfume? Smoke 'em if ya got 'em! 5. Make sure your eyebrows are did. 6. Make with the smoky eye makeup. 7. Floss; brush your teeth. 8. Make sure your place smells nice (I love the smell of laundry detergent  )
9. Put on some hot clothes/lingerie/shoes. 10. Turn down the lights and turn up the raunchy music. 11. Bend over. If you don't have time to do all of the above, we will settle for #11. | |
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CalhounSq said:
For instance, my guy is coming over later to fuck me blind & I'm up braiding my hair so it'll be all wavy & romantic & shit when he comes over. But he's not even gonna notice that shit, is he I think it's mostly for ME, so I know I tried to look a little cute, with the hopes that he may appreciate the effort. But most likely, it'll get right past him
So what DO men notice? When women put forth an effort to look nice/dress up/whatever, what do you guys actually SEE? If only you knew what we look like an hour before you arrive!!!
Do tell, mf's He'll appreciate the overall effect, but probably not notice the details. It's not in vain though, so keep doing what you do. I do notice the details. It's just how I'm wired. | |
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Ace said: I think what you're asking here is, "What should I bother doing before my boyfriend comes over to give me a good rodgering?". In which case, I would say:
1. Shave your legs and shave or trim your minge. 2. Shower. 3. Apply deodorant. 4. Subtle perfume? Smoke 'em if ya got 'em! 5. Make sure your eyebrows are did. 6. Make with the smoky eye makeup. 7. Floss; brush your teeth. 8. Make sure your place smells nice (I love the smell of laundry detergent )
9. Put on some hot clothes/lingerie/shoes. 10. Turn down the lights and turn up the raunchy music. 11. Bend over. If you don't have time to do all of the above, we will settle for #11. | |
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CalhounSq said:
For instance, my guy is coming over later to fuck me blind & I'm up braiding my hair so it'll be all wavy & romantic & shit when he comes over. But he's not even gonna notice that shit, is he I think it's mostly for ME, so I know I tried to look a little cute, with the hopes that he may appreciate the effort. But most likely, it'll get right past him
So what DO men notice? When women put forth an effort to look nice/dress up/whatever, what do you guys actually SEE? If only you knew what we look like an hour before you arrive!!!
Do tell, mf's To be honest, if it is assumed the purpose of the visit is to "make love till you lose your sight", he's probably going straight for the tits, and then testing the waters for a pre-sex BJ. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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CalhounSq said:
For instance, my guy is coming over later to fuck me blind & I'm up braiding my hair so it'll be all wavy & romantic & shit when he comes over. But he's not even gonna notice that shit, is he I think it's mostly for ME, so I know I tried to look a little cute, with the hopes that he may appreciate the effort. But most likely, it'll get right past him
So what DO men notice? When women put forth an effort to look nice/dress up/whatever, what do you guys actually SEE? If only you knew what we look like an hour before you arrive!!!
Do tell, mf's Hehe...
Guys are, simply put, sense oriented. By that I mean smells, appearances, ambiance....whateva.... if you looked a mess you'd likely hear about it...but since you obviously had the whole thing bangin', then there were no "red-flags" to throw him off his mission which was obviously to tap that ass....
Remember...."sense-oriented"! | |
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evenstar said: i want a boy who notices tits and not whether i've fucked up my eyeliner that particular morning.
Stop dating boys that wear eyeliner and they will not notice... | |
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pardonme4livin said: evenstar said: i want a boy who notices tits and not whether i've fucked up my eyeliner that particular morning.
Stop dating boys that wear eyeliner and they will not notice... they're so fucking hot, though.  | |
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evenstar said: pardonme4livin said: Stop dating boys that wear eyeliner and they will not notice... they're so fucking hot, though. Boy have times changed....
 I remember when men were men and.... | |
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CalhounSq said:
For instance, my guy is coming over later to fuck me blind & I'm up braiding my hair so it'll be all wavy & romantic & shit when he comes over. But he's not even gonna notice that shit, is he I think it's mostly for ME, so I know I tried to look a little cute, with the hopes that he may appreciate the effort. But most likely, it'll get right past him
So what DO men notice? When women put forth an effort to look nice/dress up/whatever, what do you guys actually SEE? If only you knew what we look like an hour before you arrive!!!
Do tell, mf's if we like you enough...most of us could care less....but the fact that you go out your way is always acknowdged and appreciated (whether we can show it or not).... now, can i get some a dat romantic wavy shit? (damn) ..
nah thats love tho...he already know what u look like 
(aww, i think i want a girlfriend now again ....give me 5 seconds, and i'll be back 2 normal  )[Edited 2/1/08 9:21am] | |
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benyamin said: We also notice when you start to not make an effort when you get used to us, you lazy cunts.
Nice  I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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pardonme4livin said: evenstar said: they're so fucking hot, though. Boy have times changed....
I remember when men were men and.... remember the site we're on. | |
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Ace said: I think what you're asking here is, "What should I bother doing before my boyfriend comes over to give me a good rodgering?". In which case, I would say:
1. Shave your legs and shave or trim your minge. 2. Shower. 3. Apply deodorant. 4. Subtle perfume? Smoke 'em if ya got 'em! 5. Make sure your eyebrows are did. 6. Make with the smoky eye makeup. 7. Floss; brush your teeth. 8. Make sure your place smells nice (I love the smell of laundry detergent )
9. Put on some hot clothes/lingerie/shoes. 10. Turn down the lights and turn up the raunchy music. 11. Bend over. If you don't have time to do all of the above, we will settle for #11. I do all of the above (of course!!) except the smoky eye (unless I've been out just before he comes over) & raunchy music (not always necessary w/ him)... But I'll consider the smoky eye for tonight  I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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Mars23 said: CalhounSq said:
For instance, my guy is coming over later to fuck me blind & I'm up braiding my hair so it'll be all wavy & romantic & shit when he comes over. But he's not even gonna notice that shit, is he I think it's mostly for ME, so I know I tried to look a little cute, with the hopes that he may appreciate the effort. But most likely, it'll get right past him
So what DO men notice? When women put forth an effort to look nice/dress up/whatever, what do you guys actually SEE? If only you knew what we look like an hour before you arrive!!!
Do tell, mf's To be honest, if it is assumed the purpose of the visit is to "make love till you lose your sight", he's probably going straight for the tits, and then testing the waters for a pre-sex BJ. No need to test waters, I give HIM head gladly  I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: Mars23 said: To be honest, if it is assumed the purpose of the visit is to "make love till you lose your sight", he's probably going straight for the tits, and then testing the waters for a pre-sex BJ. No need to test waters, I give HIM head gladly Your hair is lovely today. Did you braid it? Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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SirPsycho said: CalhounSq said:
For instance, my guy is coming over later to fuck me blind & I'm up braiding my hair so it'll be all wavy & romantic & shit when he comes over. But he's not even gonna notice that shit, is he I think it's mostly for ME, so I know I tried to look a little cute, with the hopes that he may appreciate the effort. But most likely, it'll get right past him
So what DO men notice? When women put forth an effort to look nice/dress up/whatever, what do you guys actually SEE? If only you knew what we look like an hour before you arrive!!!
Do tell, mf's if we like you enough...most of us could care less....but the fact that you go out your way is always acknowdged and appreciated (whether we can show it or not).... now, can i get some a dat romantic wavy shit? (damn) ..
nah thats love tho...he already know what u look like
(aww, i think i want a girlfriend now again ....give me 5 seconds, and i'll be back 2 normal )
[Edited 2/1/08 9:21am] I always try to make the extra effort - some lingerie or at least a sexy panty (if not nude off the bat), a sensual but not overpowering scent... hell, I just bought 5" heels shoes specifically for hittin' it from the back It's my fave, & it'll hopefully be easier for me than being on my toes 
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evenstar said: pardonme4livin said: Boy have times changed....
I remember when men were men and.... remember the site we're on. Touche..... | |
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Mars23 said: CalhounSq said: No need to test waters, I give HIM head gladly Your hair is lovely today. Did you braid it? I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: Mars23 said: To be honest, if it is assumed the purpose of the visit is to "make love till you lose your sight", he's probably going straight for the tits, and then testing the waters for a pre-sex BJ. No need to test waters, I give HIM head gladly What a good girl.... 
Why aren't more women like this I wonder....  | |
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CalhounSq said: SirPsycho said: if we like you enough...most of us could care less....but the fact that you go out your way is always acknowdged and appreciated (whether we can show it or not).... now, can i get some a dat romantic wavy shit? (damn) ..
nah thats love tho...he already know what u look like
(aww, i think i want a girlfriend now again ....give me 5 seconds, and i'll be back 2 normal )
[Edited 2/1/08 9:21am] I always try to make the extra effort - some lingerie or at least a sexy panty (if not nude off the bat), a sensual but not overpowering scent... hell, I just bought 5" heels shoes specifically for hittin' it from the back It's my fave, & it'll hopefully be easier for me than being on my toes
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Mars23 said: To be honest, if it is assumed the purpose of the visit is to "make love till you lose your sight", he's probably going straight for the tits, and then testing the waters for a pre-sex BJ. ....i take it your a member of the male gender .....good show sir....
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