I know I'm not the only one with a jacked up last name...I'm not asking you to tell us all what it is...but let me know I'm not alone...is your last name stupid too?

I mean, why couldn't my shit have been Jones, Smith, Brown...instead I got SCHUE...what kinda shit is that...do you realize how shitty it is to hear lame ass shoe jokes your entire life...

fucked up last name folks unite, let your voice be heard...

roodboi said:

PFFT!! Try serving in the military with an Arabic last name....in the post 9/11 world.....

top that shit!!

I bet very few people have the last name F*ckedUp.

Sounds foreign.

reneGade20 said:

atleast you could threaten 'em with some sort of extremist retaliation...people make shoe jokes...I got nothing...

roodboi said:

I'm Catholic....so my extremist threats fall on deaf ears....and I end up feeling REALLY guilty....

I can relate to this.

My last name isn't fucked, per se... it's just confusing to everyone who meets me. I'm a Mexican man, with Mexican parents who speak Spanish! I am light brown skinned, straight blackish-brown hair with obvious Latino features.

Yet... my last name is Robinson.

Somewhere up in our family tree, some British/Scottish dude married into this Mexican family and jacked us all up for life! There's a slew of Mexicans with the name Robinson stretching from Santa Barbara to Grand Rapids to El Paso!

Now, like I said, the name Robinson is not a bad name. The problem lies with the fact that most Robinsons are either Caucasion or Black.

This happens all the time: I'm sitting in a doctor's office lobby and the receptionist walks into the room and scans the room while holding her chart. She looks at me, looks at the Black gentleman sitting four seats down from me and walks up to him and says, "Mr. Robinson?"



He looks at her and shakes his head... I then raise my hand and say... "Over here."


I have hypenated my kids' last name to include their mom's maiden name, Sanchez. I hope by doing this they will feel a little more comfortable in their own skin with their names. I wish my Mom had done that for me... or, when I became "of age", I could have changed my name to her maiden name, Ortega.

It's weird that this even bothers me in this day and age... but, even after all these years, I somehow still don't feel quite like myself.

Nothinbutjoy said:

ba boom tish!!
lol you are on a roll tonight


i'm surprised i don't get teased more about mine considering how it fits with my ( @ Y @ )

No one knows how to pronounce my name.

But it's not effed up, really. It's just kinda lame.

June7 said:

hola, senor robinson...

emm said:

reneGade20 said:

are you Latin Rite or Coptic or Chaledean?

emm said:

roodboi said:

Her last name is bigboobs.

Mine isn't

CarrieMpls said:

CarrieMpls said:

I never knew she was native american....

roodboi said:

To some she is know as "She Who is Well Endowed."

Nothinbutjoy said:

Or, Stands With a Breast -

June7 said:

Emm Running Big Tits...:corn,mypeoplecallitmaize:

mine's not...it's just common as hell

Yes, but it's spelled is Fucctupp.
And my parents, being the hippies that they are/were, gave me the 1st name of Iam.

Illustrator said:

Illustrator said:

your first name is "I am"? and I'm not trying to be funny how is it pronounced?

ehuffnsd said:

Roman....though trained by Irish nuns of the Dominican Order.....they're just slightly right of Opus Dei.....

Actually, The editor in chief in the news agency I worked in, said that in Africa, there's a place where Dick Shit is a common name.

My last name is totally ethnic, and living in Santa Barbara, where there are about 60% hispanics, I blend.

PaisleyPark5083 said:

I'm changing my last name to Valdez...

Mine's just really, really common. I've always wanted something a bit more exciting.

roodboi said:

I tell ya, works for me!!

Lammastide said:

Mine too, Martínez