Pros:
I'm nice, thoughtful, observant, mostly calm, apparently quite sweet , full of love, friendly, outgoing, not bitchy or sarcastic or passive aggressive EVER, intelligent, got my own hobbies and income potential. I have lots of good ideas and enjoy a challenge, work really well in a team of 2. Moderately demanding and low maintenance.

Cons:
I hate housework and noise and babysitting alone on Friday and Saturday nights. I get stressed to the point of not enjoying a lot of things, like trips away for example, I lose sight of the bigger picture under a mountain of details.

Will you marry me?

I don't need to sell myself. I know I'm a good woman.

Absolutely nothing.

Well, that might be kinda harsh. I'm actually at a point in my life where I finally feel like I have my shit together and I suppose that makes a person attractive for all the wrong reasons. But the truth is, I'm a loner. I like coming home to an empty house, and most times going to sleep and waking up alone. I like the idea of being responsible only to myself and not having to answer to anyone or justify my decisions or movements.

It may sound selfish, and perhaps it is, but the important thing is I recognize what I am and I won't be torturing any poor soul with my idiosyncrasies anytime soon.
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I don't need to sell myself. I know I'm a good woman.

I know I'm not.....so I better leave this thread!

I don't even own a teapot.

jami0mckay said:

terrible marriage material

REDFEATHERS said:

but I can cook paella

jami0mckay said:

and I can cook japanese..

OMG marriage made in heaven!!

REDFEATHERS said:

jami0mckay said:

and I own a teapot..

THEN.....HOW COME MOST OF YOU ARE NOT MARRIED THEN?

Timing?

What?

DexMSR said:

I AM - you missed out

heybaby said:

[Edited 1/30/08 21:46pm]

i am rubbish marriage material,

firstly i am always late, you could be waiting for me for hours.
well i dont need to give any more reasons, that in itself pisses girls off so badly
no one would want to marry me...

Absolutely nothing.

Well, that might be kinda harsh. I'm actually at a point in my life where I finally feel like I have my shit together and I suppose that makes a person attractive for all the wrong reasons. But the truth is, I'm a loner. I like coming home to an empty house, and most times going to sleep and waking up alone. I like the idea of being responsible only to myself and not having to answer to anyone or justify my decisions or movements.

It may sound selfish, and perhaps it is, but the important thing is I recognize what I am and I won't be torturing any poor soul with my idiosyncrasies anytime soon.
[Edited 1/30/08 19:05pm]

i am rubbish marriage material,

firstly i am always late, you could be waiting for me for hours.
well i dont need to give any more reasons, that in itself pisses girls off so badly
no one would want to marry me...

eraclito said:

but say I wasn't already - is this a good list?

eraclito said:

We would get along just fine, bcuz i'm ALWAYS late to every single thing that i'm supposed to attend. I get it from my mother!

eraclito said:

That's fixable: have a microchip placed and use a GPS device as locator.
When you're a "no-show", you can be tracked down.

xplnyrslf said:

this gps locator thing, where would they insert it

lol

WillyWonka said: