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Printablejess555ja said: eraclito said: i am rubbish marriage material,
firstly i am always late, you could be waiting for me for hours. well i dont need to give any more reasons, that in itself pisses girls off so badly no one would want to marry me... Oh hell no. I show up at least 15 minutes early for everything  i usually bring girls to tears of frustration, i even made one laugh in anger 
now that was one angry girl, it was kinda scary, especially as she still got in the car you would beat me, severely. are you ready for submission
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eraclito said: jess555ja said: Oh hell no. I show up at least 15 minutes early for everything i usually bring girls to tears of frustration, i even made one laugh in anger
now that was one angry girl, it was kinda scary, especially as she still got in the car you would beat me, severely. No, I wouldn't beat you  . If someone did that to me several times, I'd probably stop seeing them though. I think it's inconsiderate. | |
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jess555ja said: eraclito said: i usually bring girls to tears of frustration, i even made one laugh in anger
now that was one angry girl, it was kinda scary, especially as she still got in the car you would beat me, severely. No, I wouldn't beat you . If someone did that to me several times, I'd probably stop seeing them though. I think it's inconsiderate.see you would think that, right, but its has never been the case. and i am not inconsiderate, i just have a very bad concept of time and time management.. are you ready for submission
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eraclito said: i am rubbish marriage material,
firstly i am always late, you could be waiting for me for hours. well i dont need to give any more reasons, that in itself pisses girls off so badly no one would want to marry me...  I disagree..ok so you have one flaw. 
You might need to attend a support group and get some help before the wedding because she might be pissed if you are hours or days late for the wedding. I am sure someone could overlook that flaw... We all have them.  | |
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Genesia said: I know that making a man happy boils down to the three Fs:
Feed 'im Fuck 'im Let 'im watch Football plus, the occasional conversation and the hang time with the fellas. | |
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shanti0608 said: eraclito said: i am rubbish marriage material,
firstly i am always late, you could be waiting for me for hours. well i dont need to give any more reasons, that in itself pisses girls off so badly no one would want to marry me... I disagree..ok so you have one flaw.
You might need to attend a support group and get some help before the wedding because she might be pissed if you are hours or days late for the wedding. I am sure someone could overlook that flaw... We all have them. see you have to be nice about me, because we family.. but thank you all the same, now can you convince 1sexymf to take me on holiday with her, rather than her actual boyfriend, who is too ungrateful to accept... lol are you ready for submission
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Genesia said: I know that making a man happy boils down to the three Fs:
Feed 'im Fuck 'im Let 'im watch Football marry me  and i dont know squat about football, how bout we catch a movie instead..are you ready for submission
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eraclito said: shanti0608 said: I disagree..ok so you have one flaw.
You might need to attend a support group and get some help before the wedding because she might be pissed if you are hours or days late for the wedding. I am sure someone could overlook that flaw... We all have them. see you have to be nice about me, because we family.. but thank you all the same, now can you convince 1sexymf to take me on holiday with her, rather than her actual boyfriend, who is too ungrateful to accept... lol 
I think that is a wonderful idea. YOU need a holiday.  | |
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Stymie said: shanti0608 said: I make a good life partner for these reasons:
Fuck Phil. Marry me. ;mushy:~ I am compassionate and caring ~ loyal, attentive and appreciative ~ I am a good listener ~ I am not a nagger by nature, I find that annoying ~ I am usually one of the guys and have more guy friends than girls ~ I am very laid back and I hate to argue or fight ~ I am not materialistic and I HATE to shop or spend money ~ I love to make my man happy and content whenever possible ~ I like to give as much as I like to receive ~ A strong connection is important to me ~ I strive to maintain the connection once I have it with someone ~ I am unselfish and I realise that a relationship takes work everyday ~ I enjoy learning about new things and things that he is interested in usually interests me. ~ I am very passionate ~ I have a desire to have a family of my own someday ~ I want to share my life with my partner and not just coexist and drift along thats what I was thinking lol | |
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statuesqque said: Genesia said: I know that making a man happy boils down to the three Fs:
Feed 'im Fuck 'im Let 'im watch Football plus, the occasional conversation and the hang time with the fellas. Actually, that's part of "football" - which is my shorthand for letting a guy enjoy his own interests without being bugged.  We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Ocean said: Stymie said: Fuck Phil. Marry me. ;mushy:
thats what I was thinking lolDamn...I am missing out now.... 
Look at all of the opportunities I could have had. | |
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Pros:
I'm nice, thoughtful, observant, mostly calm, apparently quite sweet , full of love, friendly, outgoing, not bitchy or sarcastic or passive aggressive EVER, intelligent, got my own hobbies and income potential. I have lots of good ideas and enjoy a challenge, work really well in a team of 2. Moderately demanding and low maintenance.
Cons: I hate housework and noise  and babysitting alone on Friday and Saturday nights. I get stressed to the point of not enjoying a lot of things, like trips away for example, I lose sight of the bigger picture under a mountain of details.
Will you marry me?  | |
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ZombieKitten said: Pros:
I'm nice, thoughtful, observant, mostly calm, apparently quite sweet , full of love, friendly, outgoing, not bitchy or sarcastic or passive aggressive EVER, intelligent, got my own hobbies and income potential. I have lots of good ideas and enjoy a challenge, work really well in a team of 2. Moderately demanding and low maintenance.
Cons: I hate housework and noise and babysitting alone on Friday and Saturday nights. I get stressed to the point of not enjoying a lot of things, like trips away for example, I lose sight of the bigger picture under a mountain of details.
Will you marry me? aint u married already, i call that a big con.. no? lol are you ready for submission
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eraclito said: ZombieKitten said: Pros:
I'm nice, thoughtful, observant, mostly calm, apparently quite sweet , full of love, friendly, outgoing, not bitchy or sarcastic or passive aggressive EVER, intelligent, got my own hobbies and income potential. I have lots of good ideas and enjoy a challenge, work really well in a team of 2. Moderately demanding and low maintenance.
Cons: I hate housework and noise and babysitting alone on Friday and Saturday nights. I get stressed to the point of not enjoying a lot of things, like trips away for example, I lose sight of the bigger picture under a mountain of details.
Will you marry me? aint u married already, i call that a big con.. no? lol 
but say I wasn't already - is this a good list? | |
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Dex said: So? What the hell makes YOU marriage material?? I guess the only thing that makes me marriage material is that I don't ask questions like that.
Especially with that tone. Oh, & also, I have a car. | |
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  I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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Illustrator said: Dex said: So? What the hell makes YOU marriage material?? I guess the only thing that makes me marriage material is that I don't ask questions like that.
Especially with that tone. Oh, & also, I have a car.  | |
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I'm kind and I put others first.
I'm a great listener. I'm not a nag. As long as we're paying bills on time, I don't give a shit about what you do with your money. I'm very trustworthy. You never have to worry about me doing something I shouldn't be doing. I make really awesome monster cookies. I won't belittle you. I don't care that you think Carmen Electra is hot. I think she is too. I don't mind doing laundry or taking the garbage out as long as you can change the filter in the furnace and the salt in the water softener. When you make me happy I will give you a tremendous smile that will make you feel like you're truly the only one that can make me happy. Shake it til ya make it  | |
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Genesia said: statuesqque said: plus, the occasional conversation and the hang time with the fellas. Actually, that's part of "football" - which is my shorthand for letting a guy enjoy his own interests without being bugged. I thought that afterwards | |
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Respectful
Romantic Supportive Loving Appreciative of you, of us, of everything Not the jealous type Have no problem whatsoever with dishes or laundry I'm a helluva cook I'll make you laugh I'm extremely helpful Will find numerous ways to arouse you beyond comprehension I get along with pretty much anyone Have no problem with us both having our own space (literally and figuratively) I'll take flattering photos of you lol I have a good voice for phone sex during those times apart 
I make a good living I come from an extremely loving family I'm a good father I'm patient I'm attentive I'll always see you in your best light Now, why I'm NOT good marriage material lol: I'm too literal (tho I'm getting better at that) I over-analyze everything I'm a bit of a loner I may occasionally put a night in a luxury suite ahead of paying the cable bill I lose track of time I'll take TOO many photos of you 
I don't take care of my health all that well My sleeping hours are all fucked up I'm not all that adept at yard and lawn work Not very handy around the house (if it requires more than a screwdriver, forget it) I could debate you into a coma (tho I'm getting better at that, too lol) Some irritating..."thing"...that I'm sure resides in me that I'm unaware of but everyone else sees clearly... ...make too many spelling errors... [Edited 1/30/08 15:43pm] | |
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ArielB said: I don't know what marriage material is. I guess everyone is different with different needs.
Do you want an American citizenship? I'm loyal. I listen. I respect. I accept different opinions. I am flexible to fit the situation. I give. I share. I love. Unconditionally. I learn and I adjust. I don't expect my world to stay that way if I'm with someone. I expect changes and expect the unexpected. And I love eating pussy. | |
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I trim my nose and ear hair on the regular.
I'm a prime catch, yes-sir-ree-bob!!! Pride of the ever-lovin' South, I am.  | |
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WillyWonka said: im likely to die young, and ive taken out substantial insurance policies. | |
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ThreadBare said: I trim my nose and ear hair on the regular.
Everything about you is amazing. I'm a prime catch, yes-sir-ree-bob!!! Pride of the ever-lovin' South, I am. | |
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Stymie said: ThreadBare said: I trim my nose and ear hair on the regular.
Everything about you is amazing. I'm a prime catch, yes-sir-ree-bob!!! Pride of the ever-lovin' South, I am. I only tend to the big toes on special days, though. I'm not one of those... um... what yew call 'em... Meteor-sexuals... | |
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WillyWonka said: im likely to die young, and ive taken out substantial insurance policies.
Yes, but! who's the beneficiary??? | |
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I've BEEN married, 25 years.....  | |
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Wow! After reading all these posts, I think I want to marry you all!  Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian | |
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I don't need to sell myself. I know I'm a good woman. | |
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