OK, people, I have a collection of leather pants. I think they're sexy on both men and women.
Vinyl is a different story.

JDInteractive said:

And just for the record, I haven't accepted a date with leather/vinyl pants guy yet. Not sure I'm going to.

Tomorrow night's date is library guy. We'll see...

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

co- wtf is wrong with me?



btw this reminds me of that friend episode where dude wears the leather pants and starts to sweat and tries to get them off with baby powder and lotion and the shit starts to cake up

heybaby said:

omg, I forgot about that.

CarrieMpls said:

Carrie, I've still not got a reply from Jenna Fischers myspace friend request. You haven't shown her the org have you ?

vinyl pants are (i GUESS) okay if he's trying to rock a new wave look, but if that's what he's doing then he'd by god better be rocking a big ratty sweater, hundreds of black jelly bracelets and a kajagoogoo hairstyle.

leather pants have some kind of integrity if he's in the leatherman scene, but if that's the case then i'm guessing it wouldn't be a match with you and him unless you're hiding the fact that your name is really michael and you have a tattoo on your butt that says "who's daddy's little bitch boy now?". NOT THAT THERE'S A DAMN THING WRONG WITH THAT.

other than that, i see no acceptable reason for wearing leather or vinyl pants. it's especially unacceptable if you're a musician. is he sporting these pants with a black turtleneck? oh god, please tell me he isn't. does he have grunge-era "breathless mahoney" hair like eddie vedder? oh LORD: does he wear flannel shirts with the sleeves ripped off? does he order these shirts pre-ripped from INTERNATIONAL MALE????

look, you need to be careful. it's a scary world out there.

jami0mckay said:

Mach said:

oh, damn, I'd skin the cow myself for that guy.

Imago said:

I was once given a pair of leather trousers. I put them on, looked like a cunt, took them off and never touched them again.

Cloudbuster said:

CarrieMpls said:

Cloudbuster said:

I would put you on jeans. Torn jeans.
With boxers underneath.
And white socks.
And a t-shirt.

Then I would take them off also.

And spank the living daylights outa ya.

Flat hand. On ass.

Oh my.

Cloudbuster said:

Or just crawl underneath the blankets and make out of course.

HamsterHuey said:

With white socks on.

Cloudbuster said:

purrrrr

Come over to Amsterdam and I'll cancel my two dates this weekend.

We'l cocoon.

Stymie said:

Exactly... and those are very few.

HamsterHuey said:

And then we can Unravel and and do some Joga.

Empress said:

And an eye patch over that Thom Yorke right eye of his.

Lammastide said:

Ouch.

Cloudbuster said:

You can pump me until I'm full of love, then, or possibly maybe wank off until it's in our hands.

Mach said:

Um... I have to admit, though I've never been the least bit attracted to the whole "leather scene" aesthetic, I think chaps are to the right guy what silken lingerie is to the right woman.

HamsterHuey said:

Beautiful.

Cloudbuster said:

I repent. That was uncalled for.

Lammastide said:

Wanna take me for a ride then?

Lammastide said:

Funny, tho'.