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Husband Electrocutes Wife During Sex | |
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   surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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my kind of guy  | |
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shocking... | |
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I know orgasms are called "little deaths" but this is ridiculous. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: I know orgasms are called "little deaths" but this is ridiculous.
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ok ladies....at what time does the passion become so intense that you allow a guy to stick live electrical wires to your hoo-ha???
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: I know orgasms are called "little deaths" but this is ridiculous.
surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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he told them he had clipped a cord to his wife and plugged it into an electric strip three or four times.
And she was OK with this!? | |
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Shouldn't a woman run for the hills if her man tries to clip a cord to her most intimate of areas? WTF was she thinking?
Natural selection - it's a wonderful thing. | |
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there are toys already tested just to avoid this type of thing... sad  | |
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wow...
i had no idea sex could be that electrifying...  [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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Laurel we'd better start using a grounding wire. | |
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benyamin said: Laurel we'd better start using a grounding wire.
[...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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benyamin said: Laurel we'd better start using a grounding wire.
"Always blessings, never losses......"
Ya te dije....no manches guey!!!!!  I'm a guy!!!!
"....i can open my-eyes "underwater"..there4 i will NOT drown...." - mzkqueen03  | |
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How awful!  Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian  | |
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benyamin said: Laurel we'd better start using a grounding wire.
And mind your voltages! We use 110 here in the US! My Legacy
http://prince.org/msg/8/192731 | |
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I always use a surge protector too  | |
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Yikes. | |
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| Oh hell naw! Later on 0)+> She stole my medallion n she called me a BITCH!!! | |
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Electric Intercourse. | |
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sexxydancer said: Electric Intercourse.
"Always blessings, never losses......"
Ya te dije....no manches guey!!!!! I'm a guy!!!!
"....i can open my-eyes "underwater"..there4 i will NOT drown...." - mzkqueen03 | |
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benyamin said: Laurel we'd better start using a grounding wire.
but there's no exciting risk if we do that! HOW WILL I GET OFF THEN?!  | |
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evenstar said: benyamin said: Laurel we'd better start using a grounding wire.
but there's no exciting risk if we do that! HOW WILL I GET OFF THEN?! Uh-oh...are you insinuating that Ben has some shortcomings???? That you need extra stimuli to get off???? That Ben is not man enough for you without extra help???? Is there trouble in paradise? Just kidding  "Always blessings, never losses......"
Ya te dije....no manches guey!!!!! I'm a guy!!!!
"....i can open my-eyes "underwater"..there4 i will NOT drown...." - mzkqueen03 | |
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Sowhat said: evenstar said: but there's no exciting risk if we do that! HOW WILL I GET OFF THEN?! Uh-oh...are you insinuating that Ben has some shortcomings???? That you need extra stimuli to get off???? That Ben is not man enough for you without extra help???? Is there trouble in paradise? Just kidding
would we be doing this long-distance thing if the sex sucked? i don't think so. | |
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evenstar said: benyamin said: Laurel we'd better start using a grounding wire.
but there's no exciting risk if we do that! HOW WILL I GET OFF THEN?! Half the time you don't even need to be touched. | |
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benyamin said: evenstar said: but there's no exciting risk if we do that! HOW WILL I GET OFF THEN?! Half the time you don't even need to be touched.  | |
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sexxydancer said: Electric Intercourse.
I can't believe I didn't think of this.
"....shock you with my lips.....yes, I will....." MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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evenstar said: benyamin said: Half the time you don't even need to be touched. LA LA LA LA LA!!!!! I'm not hearing this. I feel like a father that has NO interest in the details of his kid's sexual relations. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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