Another time, I got real drunk on bora bora punch and it turned me into a whora whora. I slept with my friend while his girlfriend was passed out downstairs

Eh, I didn't like her anyway.

JustErin said:

1 Ryan 1 tongue 1 bucket

I'm loyal to a fault but the most important thing is that I can hold my liquor and crown royal is my drink of choice.

one time, at band camp....
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roodboi said:

you stuck a flute up your ass?

EverSouliciouSucks said:

xylophone

roodboi said:

freak

CarrieLee said:

Did she ever find out?

statuesqque said:

Me too!

when I was 20, I had a summer fling with my next door neighbors wife...she was 43 and HOTT...ahh, good times...'til he changed jobs and started working from home...

but he did become a "customer" of mine...I sold him weed......

roodboi said:

"Ew" on so many levels.

JustErin said:

wtf? would it have helped if I had been fucking her with clams hanging outta my nose???

JustErin said:

I lay good pipe.....

I have this in my bar.

JustErin said:

Nope

It was his fault. He came into my room while I was sleeping.

roodboi said:

You're just "ew" in general.

Mars23 said:

Now tell me what you have in your pants.

Mars23 said:

I have that too


have you tried this one?

statuesqque said:

OOOhh god, I once got so drunk on that stuff, when my designated driver drove me home...I slammed the door on my own fingers, and didn't even feel it!! Everyone was screaming: "you just slammed the door on your fingers!!!"
And drunk me, never felt a thing.

JustErin said:

AHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!!! Take THAT roodboi!

And for the record, they weren't 'hanging out my nose' they flew into a piece of tissue I blew them in

PaisleyPark5083 said:

note to self: be careful closing doors other than that

I love this stuff

Erin, I admire your straight forwardness. I'm all talk and no walk. I can learn a few things from you.

I don't know how interesting that was.

PaisleyPark5083 said:

Canadian Whiskey tends to make people very angry and slutty...don't forget slutty.

JustErin said:

Made me numb!

JustErin said:

Really, I've never gotten angry.

JuliePurplehead said:

Quite interesting.

My family moved a lot as a kid - my dad was transfered to cities all over Canada. I had to be forward since I needed to make new friends each time we moved.

Or something like that...

statuesqque said:

You just called yourself a slut.

JustErin said:

only with that one (1) person in the world who knows the truly uninhibiting fun side of me and CR.

statuesqque said:

Actually, I can't get loaded and then have sex. I hate drunken sex. Tipsy sex is good but drunk sex is bad...very bad.

I don't need booze to take away my inhibitions.

JustErin said:

About the same thing, but mine has more bumps. It's kinda freakish.