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Thread started 01/27/08 3:08am

chillichocahol ic	What makes a good stalker? JD interactive needs a stalker.....to apply u must tell us what u think makes a good stalker.... Please Apply in writing PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society" U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter In my Profile Pic
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Reply #1 posted 01/27/08 3:08am

ZombieKitten	this thread better have all the answers!
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chillichocahol ic	ZombieKitten said: this thread better have all the answers! I thought u might like some pointers PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society" U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter In my Profile Pic
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Reply #3 posted 01/27/08 3:13am

Christopher

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chillichocaholic said:

JD interactive needs a stalker.....to apply u must tell us what u think makes a good stalker....

Please Apply in writing wink

http://www.youtube.com/wa...re=related neutral

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Reply #4 posted 01/27/08 3:15am

chillichocahol ic	Christopher said: chillichocaholic said: JD interactive needs a stalker.....to apply u must tell us what u think makes a good stalker.... Please Apply in writing http://www.youtube.com/wa...re=related That woman is freaky!!!!! PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society" U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter In my Profile Pic
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Reply #5 posted 01/27/08 3:19am

chillichocahol ic	WTF? apparently to be a good stalker u must clip ure eyebrows This Guy Cracked me up with his Facial expressions ALone!! [Edited 1/27/08 3:21am] PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society" U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter In my Profile Pic
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Reply #6 posted 01/27/08 3:24am

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chillichocaholic said:

Christopher said:

http://www.youtube.com/wa...re=related neutral

That woman is freaky!!!!!

shes an orger i think smile

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Reply #7 posted 01/27/08 3:26am

chillichocahol ic	Christopher said: chillichocaholic said: That woman is freaky!!!!! shes an orger i think Watch my second link, Im laughing so hard im crying PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society" U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter In my Profile Pic
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Reply #8 posted 01/27/08 3:35am

Christopher

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chillichocaholic said:

Christopher said:

shes an orger i think smile

Watch my second link, Im laughing so hard im crying falloff

LMAOO! omg wtf falloff

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Reply #9 posted 01/27/08 3:43am

REDFEATHERS

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chillichocaholic said:

Christopher said:

shes an orger i think smile

Watch my second link, Im laughing so hard im crying falloff

out.both.ends.

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chillichocahol ic	REDFEATHERS said: chillichocaholic said: Watch my second link, Im laughing so hard im crying out.both.ends. Told u it was funny PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society" U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter In my Profile Pic
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Reply #11 posted 01/27/08 6:15am

ThreadBare	1. Thick skin. 2. Denial of reality. 3. And, most important, persistence. Er... I'm guessing.
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Reply #12 posted 01/27/08 6:56am

MoniGram

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Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian mushy

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Reply #13 posted 01/27/08 7:19am

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Let's see...

* Good taste in scary gifts
* Prowess in writing awful love poetry
* Uncanny GPS tracking ability
* A pal with a knack for giving catchy nicknames, like "Jack the Ripper," "The Zodiac killer," or "BTK."
* A late-model vehicle just conspicuous enough that it might be noticeable -- yet not immediately threatening -- when parked outside of the stalkee's home.
* A camera with a good zoom lens
* A part-time job allowing enough time to adequately screw with people
* A decent public relations department working for you. Gotta keep your name in the press! nod

* A good lawyer wouldn't hurt.

Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ
πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν
τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.”

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Reply #14 posted 01/27/08 12:32pm

IrrisistableRi
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MoniGram said:

agree with Moni G lurking

PEACE.....It does not mean 2 be in a place where there is no noise,trouble,or hardwork.It means 2 be in the midst of those things and still be calm in your heart ! heart

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Reply #15 posted 01/27/08 12:43pm

DanceWme	Never getting caught.
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Reply #16 posted 01/27/08 12:44pm

MoniGram

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DanceWme said:

Never getting caught.

Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian mushy

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Reply #17 posted 01/27/08 1:23pm

Flowerz	when they write or send certain songs to you like: Sade - Is it a Crime
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Reply #18 posted 01/27/08 1:34pm

Flowerz	http://www.youtube.com/wa...fKMAo&NR=1
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Reply #19 posted 01/27/08 2:02pm

ZombieKitten

Lammastide said:

Let's see...

* Good taste in scary gifts
* Prowess in writing awful love poetry
* Uncanny GPS tracking ability
* A pal with a knack for giving catchy nicknames, like "Jack the Ripper," "The Zodiac killer," or "BTK."
* A late-model vehicle just conspicuous enough that it might be noticeable -- yet not immediately threatening -- when parked outside of the stalkee's home.
* A camera with a good zoom lens
* A part-time job allowing enough time to adequately screw with people
* A decent public relations department working for you. Gotta keep your name in the press! nod

* A good lawyer wouldn't hurt.

I believe I can meet these criteria

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Reply #20 posted 01/27/08 2:36pm

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A good stalker needs the inate ability to creep you out at every turn with:
- what they do or are willing to do....
- what they say....
- how they don't take subtle and overt hints that their services are no longer required...
- how they go about insinuating themselves into every aspect of your subconscious, so that no matter how creeped out you get, you just can't let go yet....

....and really really sharp knives...."big, fuck-off shiny ones...guns for show, knives for a pro...." (Soap, "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels")

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot)

the video for the above... evillol

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Reply #21 posted 01/27/08 4:04pm

prb

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u should know chilli

lurking

seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before music

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Reply #22 posted 01/27/08 4:05pm

chillichocahol ic	prb said: u should know chilli I know nothing PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society" U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter In my Profile Pic
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Reply #23 posted 01/27/08 4:08pm

prb

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chillichocaholic said:

prb said:

u should know chilli

lurking

I know nothing shhh

seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before music

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Reply #24 posted 01/27/08 4:08pm

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Lammastide said:

* A good lawyer wouldn't hurt.

U've done this before hmmm

Hello 911

PRINCE IS WATCHING U evillol

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U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter
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Reply #25 posted 01/27/08 5:00pm

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chillichocaholic said:

Lammastide said:

* A good lawyer wouldn't hurt.

U've done this before hmmm

Hello 911

Uh...Uh... This is just what I've heard through the grapevine!! :runaway:

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Reply #26 posted 01/27/08 7:17pm

ThreadBare	Lammastide said: chillichocaholic said: U've done this before Hello 911 Uh...Uh... This is just what I've heard through the grapevine!! :runaway: Dude, vaguery.
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Reply #27 posted 01/28/08 3:27am

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chillichocaholic said:

JD interactive needs a stalker.....to apply u must tell us what u think makes a good stalker....

Please Apply in writing wink

A pen, and a disguise nod

It's a mess, ain't it, sheriff?
If it ain't, it'll do till the mess gets here
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Reply #28 posted 01/28/08 5:13am

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being able to go through wheely bins without being spotted.

Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
woot!