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PrintableOne time I accidentally showed my vajayjay to a 16 year old kid supervising a water slide in an indoor water park.  Shake it til ya make it  | |
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INSATIABLE said: Somebody put me out of my misery.
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JuliePurplehead said: One time I accidentally showed my vajayjay to a 16 year old kid supervising a water slide in an indoor water park.
That must've made his year..... Maybe we can go to the movies and cry together | |
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JustErin said: Muse2NOPharaoh said: Someone needs to tell him to close his damn mouth when he chews! .  Chewing with his mouth open is the least of that dude's problems. The greater point! 
Hence forth | |
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JuliePurplehead said: One time I accidentally showed my vajayjay to a 16 year old kid supervising a water slide in an indoor water park.
I am interested in your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. "What kind of fuck ending is that?" | |
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INSATIABLE said: Cinnie said:   I fucking love you dearly.
And Vanilli, I've got a framed MV poster in my bathroom. 
I'm at HOME, no less, and I'd just gotten out of the shower. My friend was on her way over so I could braid her hair for work. Well, I'm frantically throwing clothes on, and she's pounding on the door, rapidly, despite my screaming "COME IN!".  After I finally said "Fucking come in, bitch!", a drenched DHL man throws open my door and I lose the towel (wearing boxer shorts underneath).
I lost the towel in rapid striptease fashion (complete with sultry pose) for a DHL deliveryman who, if I had to compare to anyone, resembled Carrot Top. | |
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I think you've done a great public service...those delivery guys don't get alot of "perks" with their job...
you'll probably have representatives from UPS and FedEx showing up soon to receive their benefits...  | |
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You're too intelligent to feed pervy types with this little tidbit tale. Speak to you soon x There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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Vanilli said: You got this guy waiting for you to post those details woman..C'mon now! Details! LOL! Details! Details!
This is the hottest thing I'll read all night! COME ON NOW! DON'T DENY ME! lol
[Edited 1/25/08 16:20pm]  Nice! How long have you been out of the closet | |
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Cinnie said: Am I the only one on here who thinks Michael was soooo fine?! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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KidaDynamite said: Cinnie said: Am I the only one on here who thinks Michael was soooo fine?! no, i always thought he was gorgeous in this video  [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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sammij said: KidaDynamite said: Am I the only one on here who thinks Michael was soooo fine?! no, i always thought he was gorgeous in this video | |
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Cinnie said:  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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sammij said: KidaDynamite said: Am I the only one on here who thinks Michael was soooo fine?! no, i always thought he was gorgeous in this video DanceWme said:  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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KidaDynamite said: Cinnie said: Am I the only one on here who thinks Michael was soooo fine?!  I had such a crush on him when he looked like that. This is where the nose jobs should have stopped.Shake it til ya make it | |
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JuliePurplehead said: KidaDynamite said: Am I the only one on here who thinks Michael was soooo fine?! I had such a crush on him when he looked like that. This is where the nose jobs should have stopped.Yes. 
And how did this kid end up seeing your cooch?! [Edited 1/26/08 10:33am] surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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KidaDynamite said: JuliePurplehead said: I had such a crush on him when he looked like that. This is where the nose jobs should have stopped.Yes.
And how did this kid end up seeing your cooch?!
[Edited 1/26/08 10:33am] I was wearing swim trunks for girls. For whatever reason, they didn't have a liner like guys trunks do. I had lost a little weight since the last time I wore them. I climbed to the top of one of those water slides with my inner tube. The kid was there to make sure people get in their tube and to tell them when it's clear for take off. I got in the inner tube with my butt in the hole and my legs hung over the front. The water was cold so I didn't notice there was a big gap between my trunks and my leg. When my tube started moving, that's when I looked down and seen half a labia hanging out. Thank goodness I shaved.Shake it til ya make it | |
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JuliePurplehead said: KidaDynamite said: Yes.
And how did this kid end up seeing your cooch?!
[Edited 1/26/08 10:33am] I was wearing swim trunks for girls. For whatever reason, they didn't have a liner like guys trunks do. I had lost a little weight since the last time I wore them. I climbed to the top of one of those water slides with my inner tube. The kid was there to make sure people get in their tube and to tell them when it's clear for take off. I got in the inner tube with my butt in the hole and my legs hung over the front. The water was cold so I didn't notice there was a big gap between my trunks and my leg. When my tube started moving, that's when I looked down and seen half a labia hanging out. Thank goodness I shaved.  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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KidaDynamite said: JuliePurplehead said: I was wearing swim trunks for girls. For whatever reason, they didn't have a liner like guys trunks do. I had lost a little weight since the last time I wore them. I climbed to the top of one of those water slides with my inner tube. The kid was there to make sure people get in their tube and to tell them when it's clear for take off. I got in the inner tube with my butt in the hole and my legs hung over the front. The water was cold so I didn't notice there was a big gap between my trunks and my leg. When my tube started moving, that's when I looked down and seen half a labia hanging out. Thank goodness I shaved. This shit happens to me all the time. I went to another water park with different swimsuit bottoms. I went down one of those slides that's a straight shot down. When you get to the water you skim across the top of it. There are people waiting at the bottom to see you drop. So my ass goes skimming across this water and my bottoms went straight up my butt cheeks and the people waiting at the bottom got an eyeful of my hey nanni nanni. At another water park I was going down one of those winding slides. When you reach the water you're almost dunked. When I came out of the water my top had untied and there were my fun bags for the whole park to see. I should start wearing a diving suit when I go swimming.Shake it til ya make it | |
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i bought an inexpensive skin tone thong just for those swimshort thingies.
there was no way i was going in the water with nothing over my hoonanny!   She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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JuliePurplehead said: KidaDynamite said: This shit happens to me all the time. I went to another water park with different swimsuit bottoms. I went down one of those slides that's a straight shot down. When you get to the water you skim across the top of it. There are people waiting at the bottom to see you drop. So my ass goes skimming across this water and my bottoms went straight up my butt cheeks and the people waiting at the bottom got an eyeful of my hey nanni nanni. At another water park I was going down one of those winding slides. When you reach the water you're almost dunked. When I came out of the water my top had untied and there were my fun bags for the whole park to see. I should start wearing a diving suit when I go swimming.I think you should just stay away from those waterparks! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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To Sir, with Love | |
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Vanilli said: What a lucky lucky lucky...dofus he musta been.
 I don't know whether to vomit or cry    I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: Vanilli said: What a lucky lucky lucky...dofus he musta been.
I don't know whether to vomit or cry i think crying would be appropriate... 
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JuliePurplehead said: KidaDynamite said: This shit happens to me all the time. I went to another water park with different swimsuit bottoms. I went down one of those slides that's a straight shot down. When you get to the water you skim across the top of it. There are people waiting at the bottom to see you drop. So my ass goes skimming across this water and my bottoms went straight up my butt cheeks and the people waiting at the bottom got an eyeful of my hey nanni nanni. At another water park I was going down one of those winding slides. When you reach the water you're almost dunked. When I came out of the water my top had untied and there were my fun bags for the whole park to see. I should start wearing a diving suit when I go swimming.There's an org invasion in this.  | |
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at this thread
 Jana
I accidentally flashed mine at the guys renovating our garage he just happened to walk past the window at the wrong (right?) moment and copped an eyeful, poor thing, he was only 16  | |
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ZombieKitten said: at this thread
Jana
I accidentally flashed mine at the guys renovating our garage he just happened to walk past the window at the wrong (right?) moment and copped an eyeful, poor thing, he was only 16 MILF! | |
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I wish someone would accidentally flash some titties my way.  | |
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