Jack Nicholson in Batman:

"Winged freak terrorizes"? Wait'll they get a load of ME!


"Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a *bat* gets all of my press?"

"Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?"

"Where does he get those wonderful toys?"

from Kung Pow "this requires totow consentwation"

from Godfather II "keep your friends close, and your enemies closer"

from The Idolmaker "either you do it, or you do it, or you do it!"

from The Sopranos "Oh, poor you!"

from Jerry Maguire "You had me at 'hello'"

from Purple Rain "Where are you, mother fucker!"

from Caddyshack "Well, the world needs ditch diggers too!"

from The Breakfast Club "You are a Neo Maxi Zoom Dweebie"

prb said:

My friend Denton and I say that to each other all the time.

Just about anything from Anchorman The Legend Of Ron Burgundy:-

"60% of the time, it works everytime"

"I'm in a glass case of emotion!"

"You stay classy"

"Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh.
Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people
Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot's dick"

"Earmuffs!"...OLD SCHOOL

" Yoouuu cannot say filth flarn filth flarn filth in front of people!"...EDDIE MURPHY RAW

"Steely Dan can gargle my balls."...KNOCKED UP

"Lion's looking for some courage... Tin Man's looking for a heart... Ain't none of them lookin' for some pussy, and they skippin' down the street WITH a bitch!"...MARTIN LAWRENCE - YOU SO CRAZY

pretty much every one of Ben's lines in SHORT CIRCUIT...

"I am thinking she is a virgin. Or at least she used to be."

"I am sporting a tremendous woody."

"With excitement like this, who is needing enemas? "


nearly every conversation that my best friend and I have is done in some sort of movie quote/high school reference that nobody else understands...

I am a big Al Pacino fan, so most of mine come from my two faves....Carlito's Way and ScarFace.

From Carlito's Way: "Remember me?, Benny Blanco from the Bronx..."

From ScarFace: "Say Hello to my little friend!"

PaisleyPark5083 said:

Definitely! I always use Scarface references...

"I taught I tole u to tell 'em u were in sanitation... not sanitarium!"

CarrieMpls said:

U ain't got to liiiiieeeee Craaaaiiiig!!....Friday

We're gonna need a bigger boat....Jaws!

heeeeeres johnny!


oh- and its not technically a "line"

but i do this action with that freaky music to go with it
Psycho- shower scene

DexMSR said:

I say that shit all the time to my wife...call her Craig an' all...

I'll throw in "who the fuck is that bitch...fuck you muthafuka...u think u slick... gon come ova here and ask me for some money... well ask that bitch for some money "...if the situation is right...

my wife realizes she married a fucking idiot....

June7 said:

I think my favorite one from ScarFace is when Manolo says "Lesbian!!" to that girl who did not go for his advances..

"You didn't put in on this man." Smokey in Friday

"Today I settled all family business so don't tell me that you're innocent." Michael Corleone in the Godfather

statuesqque said:

"Aaahhh, that little farce you played with my sister . . . did you think that could fool a Corleone?"

roodboi said:

Yes! I love that movie. My ex and I used to use that line all the time.

I also use,

"Aw hell no, you ain't gonna catch no crackhead."

and

"Daaaaammmmmnnnnn!"




Also "Anyone, anyone, anyone know the answer?" all dead-pan like Ben Stein in Ferris Bueller's day off.



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namepeace said:

OMG, YES!!! YES!!! YES!!!

statuesqque said:

Set aside the movies for a second. Long after we're gone, people will appreciate the genius of the scripts of I and II. They are extraordinarily profound.

namepeace said:

absolutely, the writing in I and II is brilliant.

From Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels:

Another favorite one of mine to use is from the Show WIll and Grace...and for some reason I sue it in the chatroom alot


" I think I need a handywipe for my brain" Jack

I use the word "buttocks" regularly because of Forrest Gump

statuesqque said:

Don't take III for granted with the writing...

"Everytime I think I'm out... THEY PULL ME BACK IN!!!" - Michael, Godfather III

Various quotes here and there smatter my vocabulary. Stable favourites at the moment come from 'Borat' and of course, 'Withnail and I'.

June7 said:

NOw dosent that just sound like the Org

MoniGram said:

I use these ones:

"Married! Jeez!"

"This place is so confusing"

"Where is my automobile?" (oh, it's there already! )

"Maybe she's retarded."

DevotedPuppy said:

I have some friends who took to calling certain women "Freddie Jacksons" but it turned out they had no idea who Freddie Jackson even was.

"I'll stab you through the heart with a fuckin' pencil!"--Midnight Run

"I was born a poor black child."--Steve Martin, The Jerk

"Never get married" Francis L.
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June7 said:

yes, that is one of the best lines in the movie. I was hoping they would do the next generation with Andy Garcia as the new Don. with the right script, I think it would've been great.

oh, i also find ways to work in the quote "LIKE YOU BLEND!" from 'my cousin vinny', but nobody ever gets it.

CarrieMpls said:

That is the best little movie.