Collegiate humor. My alma mater is SMU, and we are the Mustangs. Many years ago, we had the best football team in the country. Of COURSE we paid our players - all the teams did (and some still do). Problem was, the University of Texas didn't like playing second fiddle to us, so they turned us in to the NCAA. We were caught and put on probation. Oh yeah - did I mention the SMU alum paying the players happened to be the governor of Texas? Bill Clements, biggest a-hole in history. So the Governor and his buddies get caught, and told that if they get caught again, it would be the Death Penalty for our football program. Did I mention Clements was an idiot? He promptly got caught again (and, incredibly, not impeached), we got the Death Penalty, and it's been 20 years since we haven't sucked in football.

So along come these two guys, and they have put it all in songs - or songs. These guys are really funny. I hope you enjoy!

PONY UP - The FOOTBALL version (recorded before our epic 1 - 11 2007 season)



PONY UP - The BASKETBALL version



PONY UP - The GIRLS BASKETBALL version (our only hope for winners)

I see the 29 people that viewed this thread are still laughing too hard to reply, so I will reply for them:

F R E A K

Mach said:

No no no - the BIGGEST freak musicians that ever graduated from SMU are these guys:



http://www.bowleyandwilson.com/

They made national headlines in the '80's for using the word "fuck" in their act. So in response, they created a radio ad for "Mother Fucker's Homestyle Peanuts".

These dudes were HILARIOUS and in the 70's and 80's were the biggest draw in Dallas. They also were in my fraternity, although they were about 10 years ahead of me.

They had a reunion concert when our fraternity opened its new house two years ago. It was absolutely the best time I've ever had! When I pulled up their website last night, I saw they're putting on another concert. It says "Sold Out" but I will grovel and get a ticket.

Some of Bowley and Wilson's hits include:

"Lucy Gotta Poosey (like a Javelina Hog)"
"Old Ben Lucas (Hadda Lotta Mucous")
"SMU Sorority Bitch"

I highly recommend everyone buy all their CDs, but only if you like to laugh.

I've heard of them. I've got a song of theirs called 'Did you get action?' I think it's called.

Mach said:

Dang. Do you know these guys? Do they owe you money or something?

RodeoSchro said:

they owe their souls