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Printablepaintedlady said: ArielB said: then how come salads have stinky farts? Eggs. No eggs in the salad. I think it's the acid in the tomatoes, but I'm not sure. Actually, it could be the salad dressing.  | |
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Some farts are meant to be loud/trumpety/fluffy smelling, others more quiet/hot/lethal  When I want to ensure there's abolutely NO sound (like if my guy is in the next room or something) I grab my ass cheeks & hold them open  Very classy of me, I think 
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CalhounSq said: Some farts are meant to be loud/trumpety/fluffy smelling, others more quiet/hot/lethal
When I want to ensure there's abolutely NO sound (like if my guy is in the next room or something) I grab my ass cheeks & hold them open Very classy of me, I think
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i dont fart I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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I farted so loudly it echoed once. I still look back on that day with great fondness. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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moderatorREDFEATHERS said: i dont fart
me neither | |
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babooshleeky said: InsatiableCream said: im not lying!  i have papers to prove it  | |
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it depends on the size of your anus.
If u have a really tight little anus hole it will produce a sound..however yo shit has been hit by Kobe and Mike Tyson a good 100 times it aint gonna sound like nothin. U can control them too, by opening your anus with the end of a seat and gradually leaning over to open it up so no sound produces Straight Jacket Funk Affair
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i think if you try to force your fart to be louder, you run the risk of shitting yourself. | |
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alwayslate said: i think if you try to force your fart to be louder, you run the risk of shitting yourself.
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paisleypark4 said: it depends on the size of your anus.
If u have a really tight little anus hole it will produce a sound..however yo shit has been hit by Kobe and Mike Tyson a good 100 times it aint gonna sound like nothin. U can control them too, by opening your anus with the end of a seat and gradually leaning over to open it up so no sound produces 
I take it that your an expert at this technique? | |
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prb said: purplesweat said: Stay away from my dog when she lets one go...jesus...
Forget Cloverfield. Casey could easily take down NYC with one of hers 
It's funny though, she gets a fright and looks around for the noise afterwards so at least while you're dying from air poisoning, you're also dying of laughter.  my cat chelsea does the same smelly cat seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before   | |
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http://www.youtube.com/wa...LAA9SK2sM4
yep it even happens to the best of us!!!
http://www.youtube.com/wa...xDbWIndU-4 This one puts you off of yoga... [Edited 1/21/08 5:36am] "I may not agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it"
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blueblossom said: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LAA9SK2sM4
yep it even happens to the best of us!!!
http://www.youtube.com/wa...xDbWIndU-4 This one puts you off of yoga...
No need to fake it, here's a real one http://ca.youtube.com/wat...re=related | |
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InsatiableCream said: i've never farted in my life
 You must be bloated, carefull you might explode soon.  | |
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ArielB said: blueblossom said: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LAA9SK2sM4
yep it even happens to the best of us!!!
http://www.youtube.com/wa...xDbWIndU-4 This one puts you off of yoga...
No need to fake it, here's a real one http://ca.youtube.com/wat...re=related
Okay this shit have me in stitches! The 2 white ladies in the back has no idea what's going on the lady in the front is dying from her own fart.....WTF!!! 
Plus that shit sounded all 'airy' like she had a bean burrito or something!  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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mdiver said:  too funny! | |
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my kind of thread | |
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