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The Men's Public Restroom Storytime thread DONT CHA HATE IT
when u go to the stall and a guy comes in right beside you and when he starts he goes.."uuuuaaahh.." all loud ..LAWD...and dont let him start humming to himself  Straight Jacket Funk Affair
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Picture it, I'm on the bus and my ass wants to sing an anthem :explode:
First sign of a place to go, I jumped off the bus and hope I didn't split my pants down the middle 
So I put my quarter in the slot and enter the common area for the men and women's restroom. I walk into the men's room and the STALL IS OCCUPIED!  OMG! I honestly couldn't hold the explosion much longer so I open the women's restroom and I bend over to look under the stalls to see if there are any feet. The coast was clear so I ran to the small stall and commenced with the tragedy 
Suddenly, I hear the door open and now I am flipped out and barely breathing and I'm just hoping she will be in and out. So she enters the large stall and I hear tinkling. Then this: Excuse me, can you please pass me some toilet paper? There is none in this stall As if this nightmare couldn't get any worse!!! 
I couldn't respond because she would be able to tell I'm a man! So I bunched up some toilet paper into a wad, stuck my hand under the stall and as soon as I felt a tug, I snatched my hand back up under the stall. She said "Thank you", not once but twice and I stayed silent. She must have thought I was the rudest cunt I waited about 10 minutes for the coast to be clear and I made my grand escape.
Moral of the story, sometimes there is a legitimate reason for someone to be running their hand up under the stall  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Picture it, I'm on the bus and my ass wants to sing an anthem :explode:
First sign of a place to go, I jumped off the bus and hope I didn't split my pants down the middle
So I put my quarter in the slot and enter the common area for the men and women's restroom. I walk into the men's room and the STALL IS OCCUPIED! OMG! I honestly couldn't hold the explosion much longer so I open the women's restroom and I bend over to look under the stalls to see if there are any feet. The coast was clear so I ran to the small stall and commenced with the tragedy
Suddenly, I hear the door open and now I am flipped out and barely breathing and I'm just hoping she will be in and out. So she enters the large stall and I hear tinkling. Then this: Excuse me, can you please pass me some toilet paper? There is none in this stall As if this nightmare couldn't get any worse!!!
I couldn't respond because she would be able to tell I'm a man! So I bunched up some toilet paper into a wad, stuck my hand under the stall and as soon as I felt a tug, I snatched my hand back up under the stall. She said "Thank you", not once but twice and I stayed silent. She must have thought I was the rudest cunt I waited about 10 minutes for the coast to be clear and I made my grand escape.
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the "shit" that goes on in bathrooms is hilarious...juvenile? yes...hillarious? you bet... 
I ended up in a womens bathroom at a WalMart in Virginia one time, I didn't take time to read the sign, I just had to go...it was in the same place as our local walmarts mens bathroom, I thought they were all the same
I'm sitting there and it hit me that I saw no urinals when I dashed in, I found it odd but still no red flags...then I look over and see "Sanitary Napkin Disposal"...  ... | |
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roodboi said:
the "shit" that goes on in bathrooms is hilarious...juvenile? yes...hillarious? you bet...
I ended up in a womens bathroom at a WalMart in Virginia one time, I didn't take time to read the sign, I just had to go...it was in the same place as our local walmarts mens bathroom, I thought they were all the same
I'm sitting there and it hit me that I saw no urinals when I dashed in, I found it odd but still no red flags...then I look over and see "Sanitary Napkin Disposal"... ...I have done that too and I thought wow, no urinals. I wonder why. Then a woman came walking out of the stall Riddle solved!
. [Edited 1/18/08 9:22am] 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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This thread is giving me an anxiety attack.
I try not to use public toilets 'cause the act of pooping is so private to me.  MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Oh, this is about pooping.
Not my kinda restroom thread then... ~totters off again~ |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: This thread is giving me an anxiety attack.
I try not to use public toilets 'cause the act of pooping is so private to me. me too...but sometimes....you just gotta let it go...  | |
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HamsterHuey said: Oh, this is about pooping.
Not my kinda restroom thread then... ~totters off again~ | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Picture it, I'm on the bus and my ass wants to sing an anthem :explode:
First sign of a place to go, I jumped off the bus and hope I didn't split my pants down the middle
So I put my quarter in the slot and enter the common area for the men and women's restroom. I walk into the men's room and the STALL IS OCCUPIED! OMG! I honestly couldn't hold the explosion much longer so I open the women's restroom and I bend over to look under the stalls to see if there are any feet. The coast was clear so I ran to the small stall and commenced with the tragedy
Suddenly, I hear the door open and now I am flipped out and barely breathing and I'm just hoping she will be in and out. So she enters the large stall and I hear tinkling. Then this: Excuse me, can you please pass me some toilet paper? There is none in this stall As if this nightmare couldn't get any worse!!!
I couldn't respond because she would be able to tell I'm a man! So I bunched up some toilet paper into a wad, stuck my hand under the stall and as soon as I felt a tug, I snatched my hand back up under the stall. She said "Thank you", not once but twice and I stayed silent. She must have thought I was the rudest cunt I waited about 10 minutes for the coast to be clear and I made my grand escape.
Moral of the story, sometimes there is a legitimate reason for someone to be running their hand up under the stall Bran-muffin explosions are no laughing matter.....
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HamsterHuey said: Oh, this is about pooping.
Not my kinda restroom thread then... ~totters off again~ | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: This thread is giving me an anxiety attack.
I try not to use public toilets 'cause the act of pooping is so private to me. See, I turn into needlebutt when it comes to having a movement. If someone is within shouting distance, I just can't relax 
One time I was at the mall and I had to shat and I went to the stall and I could see a man's shoe in the other stall. So I'm sitting there, trying to wait until he was done so I could do the do in peace. One minute, turned into 3 turned in to 7 into 10 and I'm like goddamnit, finish your fucking business so I can shit!  So I'm finally faced with the fact that I need to really try and relax and just do it and so I'm sitting there and all of a sudden I see a high heel come to the ground
Those motherfuckers were silent as all hell 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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paintedlady said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Picture it, I'm on the bus and my ass wants to sing an anthem :explode:
First sign of a place to go, I jumped off the bus and hope I didn't split my pants down the middle
So I put my quarter in the slot and enter the common area for the men and women's restroom. I walk into the men's room and the STALL IS OCCUPIED! OMG! I honestly couldn't hold the explosion much longer so I open the women's restroom and I bend over to look under the stalls to see if there are any feet. The coast was clear so I ran to the small stall and commenced with the tragedy
Suddenly, I hear the door open and now I am flipped out and barely breathing and I'm just hoping she will be in and out. So she enters the large stall and I hear tinkling. Then this: Excuse me, can you please pass me some toilet paper? There is none in this stall As if this nightmare couldn't get any worse!!!
I couldn't respond because she would be able to tell I'm a man! So I bunched up some toilet paper into a wad, stuck my hand under the stall and as soon as I felt a tug, I snatched my hand back up under the stall. She said "Thank you", not once but twice and I stayed silent. She must have thought I was the rudest cunt I waited about 10 minutes for the coast to be clear and I made my grand escape.
Moral of the story, sometimes there is a legitimate reason for someone to be running their hand up under the stall Bran-muffin explosions are no laughing matter.....
"Do you have a tampon I could borrow?" "No, I need it for my ass!" LOLing really LOUD right now 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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And watch out for the old foot tap.  Shake it til ya make it  | |
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JuliePurplehead said: And watch out for the old foot tap.
You mean, wait for it. |
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HamsterHuey said: JuliePurplehead said: And watch out for the old foot tap.
You mean, wait for it. I wonder if you had to run into the ladies loo and a tampon fell and rolled against your foot what would you do? | |
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Just don't talk to me...I'm having a bodily function not a discussion... | |
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paintedlady said: HamsterHuey said: You mean, wait for it. I wonder if you had to run into the ladies loo and a tampon fell and rolled against your foot what would you do? Are you on the rag right now? 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: paintedlady said: I wonder if you had to run into the ladies loo and a tampon fell and rolled against your foot what would you do? Are you on the rag right now?  You have wayyy too many sisters | |
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HamsterHuey said: JuliePurplehead said: And watch out for the old foot tap.
You mean, wait for it. Shake it til ya make it | |
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roodboi said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: This thread is giving me an anxiety attack.
I try not to use public toilets 'cause the act of pooping is so private to me. me too...but sometimes....you just gotta let it go... The last time I let it go was when I was 22 or so. The night I found out I was lactose intolerant. That particular Gasoline Station bathroom has been condemned..... MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Picture it, I'm on the bus and my ass wants to sing an anthem :explode:
First sign of a place to go, I jumped off the bus and hope I didn't split my pants down the middle
So I put my quarter in the slot and enter the common area for the men and women's restroom. I walk into the men's room and the STALL IS OCCUPIED! OMG! I honestly couldn't hold the explosion much longer so I open the women's restroom and I bend over to look under the stalls to see if there are any feet. The coast was clear so I ran to the small stall and commenced with the tragedy
Suddenly, I hear the door open and now I am flipped out and barely breathing and I'm just hoping she will be in and out. So she enters the large stall and I hear tinkling. Then this: Excuse me, can you please pass me some toilet paper? There is none in this stall As if this nightmare couldn't get any worse!!!
I couldn't respond because she would be able to tell I'm a man! So I bunched up some toilet paper into a wad, stuck my hand under the stall and as soon as I felt a tug, I snatched my hand back up under the stall. She said "Thank you", not once but twice and I stayed silent. She must have thought I was the rudest cunt I waited about 10 minutes for the coast to be clear and I made my grand escape.
Moral of the story, sometimes there is a legitimate reason for someone to be running their hand up under the stall
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