3121Addict said:

Oh, I was totally that witty when I was sixteen (and fifteen, and fourteen, etc.). In fact, I'm pretty sure the acerbic, sardonic letters I sent to Spalding Gray during my adolescence are what lead to his unfortunate suicide.

Also, in eighth grade (1988), over the course of a few boring homeroom classes, I wrote a story involving an ophthalmologist, a documentary filmmaker, a philosophy professor, a TV producer, and a blind rabbi. I titled it "Crimes and Misdemeanors."

Now, I’m not calling Woody Allen a thief, but his film of the same name (and remarkably similar plotline) was quite a departure from his previous efforts. Plus, my homeroom notebook did go missing that year.

sextonseven said:

*changes bloody Always pad with Wings*


Yep.

if the movie dialogue is anything like 'Gilmore Girls', 'Dawson's Creek' or 'One tree hill' or anything like that. no thank you

heybaby said:

They never talked about pork swords on those shows.