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PrintableVoicesCarry said: Ottensen said: Typical VC  . Suffice to say he has totally just SQUASHED any interest I had in checking out "Shortbus" now . I'm glad you liked my review.
Actually I suggest everyone check out Shortbus, because it's not every day you get to see: 1. Dude can't get his wife off so gets her a vibrating egg clit massager that she can wear and he can operate with a remote control. "Hilarity" ensues when dude starts sitting on the remote control and shit. 2. Annoying queen/sex club den mother sings a Broadway-styled show tune in final scene. 3. Movie that thinks it's witty and original to feature a sex therapist who can't get off. GOod LOrd PRINCE IS WATCHING U  " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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chillichocaholic said: VoicesCarry said: I'm glad you liked my review.
Actually I suggest everyone check out Shortbus, because it's not every day you get to see: 1. Dude can't get his wife off so gets her a vibrating egg clit massager that she can wear and he can operate with a remote control. "Hilarity" ensues when dude starts sitting on the remote control and shit. 2. Annoying queen/sex club den mother sings a Broadway-styled show tune in final scene. 3. Movie that thinks it's witty and original to feature a sex therapist who can't get off. GOod LOrd Oh, god, that movie was hilarious. A bunch of narcissistic thirtysomething twinks with problems. One of them pees and farts in the tub and then shoots a load in his mouth. Cutting edge cinema! And of course the chick who can't cum so she keeps rubbing it until it falls off (or maybe it didn't; I don't know, I lost track after her fifth attempt). [Edited 1/16/08 13:03pm] | |
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Oh, and of course, we can't forget the sex club in the dazzlingly-illuminated loft (!) that caters to gays and straights with all fetishes under the sun.
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VoicesCarry said: Oh, and of course, we can't forget the sex club in the dazzlingly-illuminated loft (!) that caters to gays and straights with all fetishes under the sun.
Everyone must see Shortbus! Oh well jeez, I'm going to just turn on "The L Word" and go to sleep already  | |
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Ottensen said: VoicesCarry said: Oh, and of course, we can't forget the sex club in the dazzlingly-illuminated loft (!) that caters to gays and straights with all fetishes under the sun.
Everyone must see Shortbus! Oh well jeez, I'm going to just turn on "The L Word" and go to sleep already That show is HOT! | |
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VoicesCarry said: Ottensen said: Typical VC . Suffice to say he has totally just SQUASHED any interest I had in checking out "Shortbus" now . I'm glad you liked my review.
Actually I suggest everyone check out Shortbus, because it's not every day you get to see: 1. Dude can't get his wife off so gets her a vibrating egg clit massager that she can wear and he can operate with a remote control. "Hilarity" ensues when dude starts sitting on the remote control and shit. 2. Annoying queen/sex club den mother sings a Broadway-styled show tune in final scene. 3. Movie that thinks it's witty and original to feature a sex therapist who can't get off. 4. Heavy-handedness galore as ex-NYC major shows up at the sex club and starts babbling to some young twink about why he didn't shut down the bathhouses early on in the AIDS epidemic. [Edited 1/16/08 12:57pm] i would say put spoilers but every1 should read this post word for word | |
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VoicesCarry said: AY Papi  PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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I thought it was a great film. But if you just wanna see some fucking, why not watch porn instead    I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: I thought it was a great film. But if you just wanna see some fucking, why not watch porn instead
I'm lazy, I wanna org, eat pizza and watch a movie at the same time. | |
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One4All4Ever said: CalhounSq said: I thought it was a great film. But if you just wanna see some fucking, why not watch porn instead
I'm lazy, I wanna org, eat pizza and watch a movie at the same time. Yeah and who wants a fistful of pizza and dick??? I mean wouldnt that be awful messy?  PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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Saw it, liked it. Very sad ending. | |
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chillichocaholic said: One4All4Ever said: I'm lazy, I wanna org, eat pizza and watch a movie at the same time. Yeah and who wants a fistful of pizza and dick??? I mean wouldnt that be awful messy?  I'd rather dance with the devil in the pale moonlight ... | |
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two boys kissing!  yes SIR! | |
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dawntreader said: two boys kissing!
SPOILER  | |
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Good movie, watch it. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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sextonseven said: dawntreader said: two boys kissing!
SPOILER hot scene  | |
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One4All4Ever said: sextonseven said: SPOILER hot scene Are u watching it now?? PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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sextonseven said: dawntreader said: two boys kissing!
SPOILER oh sorry. ehm. it turned out to be a dream. yes SIR! | |
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chillichocaholic said: One4All4Ever said: hot scene Are u watching it now?? it's already finished ... I'm now watching Australian Border Control ... | |
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One4All4Ever said: chillichocaholic said: Are u watching it now?? it's already finished ... I'm now watching Australian Border Control ... Good Show  we watch that one PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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dawntreader said: sextonseven said: SPOILER oh sorry. ehm. it turned out to be a dream. He watched the whole movie already. No harm done.  | |
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i found the film to be a bore...the only reason it received the big press was due to the sexual content that got all the pervy perve critics worked up. Space for sale... | |
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I enjoyed it although it's not something I would make a point of sitting down and watching again. The acting is strong and the cinematography is beautiful but the finale is rather limp and the stop start commentary/explanation of what is going on does begin to grate. There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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chillichocaholic said: One4All4Ever said: it's already finished ... I'm now watching Australian Border Control ... Good Show we watch that one you aussies are way too hard on us foreigners  | |
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