OMG.


A couple of years ago I think I posted some thread about me attending a pampered chef party because my buddy didn't want to be the only man at his wife's pampered chef party.

It was awkward, tedius, and downright painful to sit through the thing, mingle with his family and her friends, etc. etc.

But he was a good friend of mine, and after about an hour of begging, I finally said, "Sure, I'll do it."


Well, I'm now in the same scenario of being pressured to attend a married friend's Pampered Chef party. God Damnit, how many baking stones and garlic presses does a single man need????!!!???

Married people: Please consider the tole your marital obligations is taking on your single friends.
We. have. limits.

I for one have always wanted to go to one to looky loo, but I know I will feel pressure to buy. I am not willing to shell out 15 bucks for a potato peeler.

why any wife put her man through that is beyond me, I'm bored to tears just reading about what you had to go through

heybaby said:

And it's just as bad when they actually go out and do the things I like to do.

I can't tell you how many times marred guys have tried to cockblock me

pigs.


I. will. not. be. attending. this. thing.

theodore said:

You laugh my friend, but when you're friends start marrying off, they're gonna rope you into that shit.

This thread is useless without pics...

Byron said:

Sending you pictures of my manpussy via orgnote!

I remember that thread from a couple of years ago.

I was so glad I didn't have to go to one.

Good lord empower yourself and learn how to say NO and mean it









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Cinnie said:

My girfriend at the time had gone to at least a dozen in a span of two years. She knew better than to invite my ass

Mach said:

It's hard to say no to married woman who looks like you do Mach

were there any hot chicks there with a nice "oven rack"????

roodboi said:

Yes. His wife.

Imago said:

you shoulda ditched that shit and went to a tuperware party...thats where all the bitches be...

roodboi said:

naw we be at a purse party...that's the real deal!!

PaisleyPark5083 said:

purse hos!!!

PC does have some great stuff but it is too expensive

I got suckered into a MaryKay party. i almost died. they kept trying to sell me shit that I'd never use. I still have some 'hand softening' products that my mother bought me from Mary Kay about 4 Christmases ago

heybaby said:

YES!

And I can't spend all my money at some damned pampered chef party--I'm fucking single--the process of courting someone to get laid still cost money. It's not like I can just throw a load of laundry in the wash and have my wife all over me.

Suck it in. Be a man. I know it's a stretch for you, but at least try.

Imago said:

guess you shoulda made a move on your friends wife then....

i once was pressured into attending a pampered chef party given by a co-worker.

she never invited me to any subsequent parties though because, at the one party i attended, i apparantly ate too many of the hors d'oeuvres shed prepared and she decided i was an uncouth, inconsiderate pig.

i did buy a baking stone that night from her, so that shouldve evened out my eating one too many tortilla chips or whatever it was.

WillyWonka said:

oh please. thats what they are there for.

heybaby said:

i know! but she actually whispered to me under her breath that id taken too many!

WillyWonka said:

You should've looked deep into her eyes and said "really?" while stuffing 2 or more dipped chips in your mouth while crunching loudly

there's never been any men at any pampered chef party i've been to
but without pc i never would have discovered bamboo spoons


last thing like that i went to was "close to my heart" scrapbooking stuff
i spent $50 on stamps... stamps, people! and i don't even scrapbook

I've been to plenty of Pampered Chef parties in my day and I've never seen a man there. In fact, the chicks that have them tell their husband to leave for the night. I've only seen men at Surprise sex toy parties. That's strange the wife would even want you there. Was she hurting for guests?

Imago said:

WillyWonka said:

There ya go, Imago...go, and then stuff your face with chips. They'll never invite you to another one again


You should also bring beer



Just make sure that when you pass out that you do not hit your head on a baking stone...that would hurt.