"After being treated for a kidney stone, Lakers coach Phil Jackson said "When the anesthesiologist leaned over me, he said "We named your kidney stone Kobe because it's not passing." "

"Not really. I'm not a fan of Chinese food"
- Bobby Simmons, asked about whether he's looking forward to playing in Japan.

"I don't have the first clue who he is talking about, because all I worry about is Jerome."
- Jerome James, on Nate McMillan's comments about players on Seattle being selfish.

"Left hand, right hand it doesn't matter, I'm amphibious."
- Charles Shackleford

"I regret we weren't on a higher floor."
- Charles Barkley, when asked if he had any regrets after throwing a fan out a window at a bar.

"Say, Cuttino. What are those Godawful clothes you're wearing? Man, this ain't Rhode Island anymore. You're in the NBA. The girls have teeth here."
- Charles Barkley to Cuttino Mobley

"Hey AC. If God's so good, why didn't he give you a f*&^in jump shot?"
- Barkley to A.C. Green

“We all get heavier as we get older because there’s a lot more information in our heads. Our heads weigh more.”
- Vlade Divac

"This is one o' my most rememorable...did I say that right? Rememorable? Whatever, man, y'all know what I'm talkin' 'bout. I'm gonna remember this game."
- Allen Iverson

"We're just playing basketball. It's not like we're going out to have unprotected sex with Magic."
- Barkley

"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
- Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece

"Kobe took over in the second half, especially in the third and fourth quarter."
- Magic Johnson, on TNT.

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mirrorbestfriend said:

I like Charles Barkley....even if he does diss my Warriors.

Sowhat said:

barkley should run for president!