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Dear God, I'm on my way back To TAMPA NOW! ok. ok. I understand that sometimes it's necessary to visit family and keep up ties, etc.etc.
And I've genuinely enjoyed my time here with my mom..... buuuuuttttt Alabama sucks total ass. Today I actually had a cutish flirtatious StarBucks girl tell me that I have a cool accent. I had a cool accent 
I'm like, "What accent???". She sounded like a Dixie Chic, I shit you not.... and I have an accent? 
OK, to be fair, I love accents of all types. But I just found it funny that she thought that I was the one who sounded funny  . I mean, I sound like fucking Peter Jennings before he passed (bless his soul) for cryin' out loud. 
Anyways, I have complete and total cabin fever and here I am posting this useless threads for you fucks just cause I'm losing my mind. I can not WAIT to get back to Tampa's balmy 70's weather, it's bright sunny skies, it's abundant nightlife, scenery, multi-racial atmosphere, and the potential for some serious grudge fucking. LAWD! You know, for those of you who think you live in a suck ass city or state , please google Alabaster Alabama some time and I promise you, it will offer you a new perspective. I PROMISE YOU. That is all. I think I'm going to go flirt with my country bumpkin Starbucks girl tomorrow morning anyways though  . If you were in my shoes you would too.  [Edited 1/10/08 14:18pm] | |
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Imago said: ok. ok. I understand that sometimes it's necessary to visit family and keep up ties, etc.etc.
And I've genuinely enjoyed my time here with my mom..... buuuuuttttt Alabama sucks total ass. Today I actually had a cutish flirtatious StarBucks girl tell me that I have a cool accent. I had a cool accent
I'm like, "What accent???". She sounded like a Dixie Chic, I shit you not.... and I have an accent?
OK, to be fair, I love accents of all types. But I just found it funny that she thought that I was the one who sounded funny . I mean, I sound like fucking Peter Jennings before he passed (bless his soul) for cryin' out loud.
Anyways, I have complete and total cabin fever and here I am posting this useless threads for you fucks just cause I'm losing my mind. I can not WAIT to get back to Tampa's balmy 70's weather, it's bright sunny skies, it's abundant nightlife, scenery, multi-racial atmosphere, and the potential for some serious grudge fucking. LAWD! You know, for those of you who think you live in a suck ass city or state , please google Alabaster Alabama some time and I promise you, it will offer you a new perspective. I PROMISE YOU. That is all. I think I'm going to go flirt with my country bumpkin Starbucks girl tomorrow morning anyways though . If you were in my shoes you would too. Awww poor Dan!  You should come to Oklahoma and where you are at now would feel like NYC! Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian  | |
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I googled 'starbucks girl' and this is what I got:  I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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I googled 'starbucks girl' and this is what I got:  | |
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Maybe she'll make you a bigger drink for free. That's what the starbuck's cutie that used to flirt with me always did. |
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You are sounding rather racist... I for one am alarmed! | |
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CarrieMpls said: Maybe she'll make you a bigger drink for free. That's what the starbuck's cutie that used to flirt with me always did.
Don't even give him the idea... I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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Imago said: ok. ok. I understand that sometimes it's necessary to visit family and keep up ties, etc.etc.
And I've genuinely enjoyed my time here with my mom..... buuuuuttttt Alabama sucks total ass. Today I actually had a cutish flirtatious StarBucks girl tell me that I have a cool accent. I had a cool accent
I'm like, "What accent???". She sounded like a Dixie Chic, I shit you not.... and I have an accent?
OK, to be fair, I love accents of all types. But I just found it funny that she thought that I was the one who sounded funny . I mean, I sound like fucking Peter Jennings before he passed (bless his soul) for cryin' out loud.
Anyways, I have complete and total cabin fever and here I am posting this useless threads for you fucks just cause I'm losing my mind. I can not WAIT to get back to Tampa's balmy 70's weather, it's bright sunny skies, it's abundant nightlife, scenery, multi-racial atmosphere, and the potential for some serious grudge fucking. LAWD! You know, for those of you who think you live in a suck ass city or state , please google Alabaster Alabama some time and I promise you, it will offer you a new perspective. I PROMISE YOU. That is all. I think I'm going to go flirt with my country bumpkin Starbucks girl tomorrow morning anyways though . If you were in my shoes you would too. If she offers you cream...well you know what to do. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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I googled 'starbucks girl' and this is what I got: She looked kind of like Carrie actually with blond streaks and some weird darkbrown color underneath the blonde--very chic. But fuck her. Where the fuck have you been? I hate it when you aren't being adored by the teaming masses of your fans. I need them to do this so I can figure out who to weed out.  | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: You are sounding rather racist... I for one am alarmed!
stop it! I love white girls! I have always wanted a few white girls of my very own! | |
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Mars23 said: If she offers you cream...well you know what to do.  [Edited 1/8/08 20:48pm] I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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In other news, I got a hoodie from the coffee shop I work at today. It's black with a zipper and says "Cuppa Java Cock Fighting" on it with a picture of a rooster.
Oh, did I mention the coffee shop I work at is gay-owned? |
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CarrieMpls said: Maybe she'll make you a bigger drink for free. That's what the starbuck's cutie that used to flirt with me always did.
Actually there's this real nice guy at the Starbucks near my house who used to do that.
He sometimes gave me free ones, but that has since stopped. Not sure why. But he's still really nice. | |
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when did peter jennings die? | |
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Imago said: She looked kind of like Carrie actually with blond streaks and some weird darkbrown color underneath the blonde--very chic. But fuck her. She looked like me, but was only cute"ish"? |
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CarrieMpls said: In other news, I got a hoodie from the coffee shop I work at today. It's black with a zipper and says "Cuppa Java Cock Fighting" on it with a picture of a rooster.
Oh, did I mention the coffee shop I work at is gay-owned? OMG I fucking love gay men. LOVE THEM. Or are you talking about lesbians?
I like them too I guess, but they can sometimes be mean. | |
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CarrieMpls said: Imago said: She looked kind of like Carrie actually with blond streaks and some weird darkbrown color underneath the blonde--very chic. But fuck her. She looked like me, but was only cute"ish"? I meant fine as hell with a glacier cold/fresh/whatever you-know-what  | |
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Imago said:[quote] rushing07 said: She looked kind of like Carrie actually with blond streaks and some weird darkbrown color underneath the blonde--very chic. But fuck her. Where the fuck have you been? I hate it when you aren't being adored by the teaming masses of your fans. I need them to do this so I can figure out who to weed out. When you're out making love, don't think I'm not 
Well, okay, I was at the school. Plus I won a job at the Academic Advising Office! And I made it to the 3d design class. Busy busy busy I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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rushing07 said: Mars23 said: If she offers you cream...well you know what to do.
[Edited 1/8/08 20:48pm]
stop it!
I'm sacrificing my avatar obsession for you | |
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rushing07 said:[quote] Imago said: rushing07 said: She looked kind of like Carrie actually with blond streaks and some weird darkbrown color underneath the blonde--very chic. But fuck her. Where the fuck have you been? I hate it when you aren't being adored by the teaming masses of your fans. I need them to do this so I can figure out who to weed out. When you're out making love, don't think I'm not
Well, okay, I was at the school. Plus I won a job at the Academic Advising Office! And I made it to the 3d design class. Busy busy busy I'm not out making love.
I'm out trying to find you a valentines gift. I'm serious. oh lawd, this thread just turned gay. | |
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Imago said: CarrieMpls said: She looked like me, but was only cute"ish"? I meant fine as hell with a glacier cold/fresh/whatever you-know-what Too late.  |
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CarrieMpls said: Imago said: I meant fine as hell with a glacier cold/fresh/whatever you-know-what Too late. It's never too late to call me Donk. | |
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It makes me laugh just thinking about you being there. You must stand out, surely. | |
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Imago said: rushing07 said:
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stop it!
I'm sacrificing my avatar obsession for you I was thinking: 
Just replace the statue with a starbucks girl. I don't think they allow art in Alabama. How did they let a starbucks get in? Don't they know the gays go there? [Edited 1/8/08 20:56pm] [Edited 1/8/08 20:57pm] Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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Imago said: rushing07 said: When you're out making love, don't think I'm not
Well, okay, I was at the school. Plus I won a job at the Academic Advising Office! And I made it to the 3d design class. Busy busy busy I'm not out making love.
I'm out trying to find you a valentines gift. I'm serious. You intend to buy me a coffee drippin vagina? I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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Fauxie said: It makes me laugh just thinking about you being there. You must stand out, surely.
Oh god, Nick, I stand out here more than you do in Thailand.
What's so funny is that so does my mom, but she's totally oblivious to it
It's neat though. The younger, trendier, "Get-me-the-hell-out-of-Alabama" types seem utterly fascinated by me.... and my "accent" | |
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Fauxie said: It makes me laugh just thinking about you being there. You must stand out, surely.
. [Edited 1/8/08 21:02pm] I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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Imago said: CarrieMpls said: Too late. It's never too late to call me Donk. It's never too late to send you that picture of my cat's litter box either. |
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Mars23 said: If she offers you cream...well you know what to do. Get on top? | |
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