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By Popular Demand! How much it will cost 4 me 2 go out with u? Here are my rates u have been requesting!
Many of you have org noted me about going out with u or getting to know me. Well here is what it’s gonna cost u: You must pay my transportation exspenses to your destination (Fly me out of Bush International if over 250 miles!) I charge $125.00 an hour to go out with u in public to dinner, movie, or theater etc………….. This will add a lot to your social prestige! They gonna say “how she get that fine sexy motherfucker!” u will be the envy of all! If u wanna just get busy with someone as fine as me 4 once in your life its $250.00 for 2 hours or $75.00 per orgasm! Oral sex is $45.00 extra provided u got a clean, odor free coochie! Special services listed below: Bite yo lip$10.00 Lick yo eyebrows $6.00 per eye Take patron shots off my belly button $8.00 R Kelly special pee on you $80.00 (Must provide 1 half gallon of spring water 1 hour before required irrigation) Mind you I am giving you 10% off if you are an org member! Send payments to: Mirrorbestfriend 6969 Goodlookinmotherfucker Blvd Houston, Texas 777054 Do yall think this is a fair? | |
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With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Hit me up the next time you're out and about. I've gotta see how you roll.
-RodeoSchro, representin' tha hood in 77062 | |
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So you're an escort?  | |
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 I dont see toe sucking on your price list"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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hell naw
Lick yo eyebrows $6.00 per eye | |
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| Goodness I hope you're joking If you will, so will I | |
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thekidsgirl said: Goodness I hope you're joking I think he means it  | |
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$75 is reasonable
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EverSouliciouSucks said: thekidsgirl said: Goodness I hope you're joking I think he means it I don't .With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Mirror is an escort! 
And an expensive one, by the way
your threads are ...  | |
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 Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian  | |
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 I already booked him for the whole wekkend.
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ZombieKitten said: $75 is reasonable
R Kelly special pee on you $80.00 (Must provide 1 half gallon of spring water 1 hour before required irrigation) this is wrong on sooooo many levels... | |
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OMG, can't help but laugh at all of it!!! Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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ArielB said: I already booked him for the whole wekkend.
hahahahahahahahaha | |
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Rhondab said: ZombieKitten said: $75 is reasonable
R Kelly special pee on you $80.00 (Must provide 1 half gallon of spring water 1 hour before required irrigation) this is wrong on sooooo many levels... have you seen his muscles? (on the avatar pic) he deserves at least 150 $ | |
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JoeTyler said: Rhondab said:
R Kelly special pee on you $80.00 (Must provide 1 half gallon of spring water 1 hour before required irrigation) this is wrong on sooooo many levels... have you seen his muscles? (on the avatar pic) he deserves at least 150 $ I've seen his abs...  I think I may purchase the shots off his belly button one.... | |
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Wow, all that and complimentary herpes too? That's more than fair. That's a steal!!!  Shake it til ya make it  | |
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JuliePurplehead said: Wow, all that and complimentary herpes too? That's more than fair. That's a steal!!! With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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JuliePurplehead said: Wow, all that and complimentary herpes too? That's more than fair. That's a steal!!! no im cleaner than the pope's weinie | |
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mirrorbestfriend said: JuliePurplehead said: Wow, all that and complimentary herpes too? That's more than fair. That's a steal!!! no im cleaner than the pope's weinie you are pope's wienie? | |
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EverSouliciouSucks said: mirrorbestfriend said: no im cleaner than the pope's weinie you are pope's wienie? no lot bigger...although it is blessed | |
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Do u pull hair????  | |
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reasonable rates...but it's not gonna be long before all male hos need to form a union...six packs and good dick only get you so far these days...  | |
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No woman in her right mind will pay any of those prices.
Men might though | |
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DanceWme said:
pull har $25.00 Do u pull hair???? | |
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