Rogers and Hammerstein--ya'll bitches can write good music!

Oh Please Mr. Burton, Johny Depp and Meatpies can't touch the Sound of Fuckin' Music!!! Demon Barber? Pah-leez, Johny Depp and his groomed hairdo can't touch Julie Andrews, a guitar, and her stock butch-lesbian hairdo #3. Julie sings her ass off in this motherfucker!


Julie Andrews ditching the Nazi's totally kills any demon barber shit any day.


Lawd, this movie PWNS.



From it's amazing, visually captivating opening scene on top of the Uber-org or whatever that mountain is called, to the inspiration "Climb every mountain" scene, this movie delights by making me laugh, cry, and hope.


Scenes that blew my fucking mind were:


(WARNING - TOTAL SPOILER ALERTS BELOW!! If you are planning on seeing this movie and care about surprises, plot turns, and suspense--DO NOT READ BELOW)


1) Richard Plumber singing Eidelweiss, the song Ronald Fucking Reagan actually had played when being visited by Austrian diplomats, cause that motherfucker thought it TRULY WAS the national anthem of Austria . Of course, Reagan also thought ketchup was a vegetable. In the first version of this lovely song, he's joined by Liesel, the oldest daughter in a moment where she finally gets to bond with her once cold and distant father. The next time the song pops up Mr. Von Trapp is actually singing it to a mixed German/Austrian audience, and he gets so chocked up, Maria has to come in and help him out.

2) The opening scene on to of the Untersberg, or whatever that mountain is called where Maria sings "The hills are alive with the Sound of Music..." only to be interrupted by the Abbey bells. She runs down the mountain, jolts 11 kilometers on foot back to the Abbey in a nearby town--and she does it in 6 minutes!!! This woman was an ATHLETE!!

3) The scene when you see Maria and Mr. Von Trapp argue for the first time after the children fall off of the boat. There is no music in that scene, but it adds an emotional dimension often sorely lacking in musicals--tension. And no--PR and Graffiti Bridge don't count.

4) The scene in the abbey graveyard before that asshole Ralph--the actor with the nice bubble butt, catches the Von Trapps. They're huddled in a dark corner of the cemetery keeping as quiet as possible to avoid being caught by the Nazis else they be sent away to concentration camps. Little Gretl asks Maria, "Mommy, will it help us if we sing about our favorite things? "



Seriously, this movie fucking PWNS. And the last anniversary edition has 4 motherfuckin' documentaries that totally break shit down for your asses!

He's....gay.

all bullshit aside...the hills are a-motherfuckin'-live....

roodboi said:

oh god, is this our new 3-chains 'o' gold

rushing07 said:

Muse says I'm very masculine

Imago said:

She's a good friend.

Julie Andrews. The accent. The singing voice. The bob.

Imago said:

the hills are alive...clockin' the nazi jizz mix...

rushing07 said:

She's so much more than a good friend. She's a kindred spirit


And you, you're so much more than a paramour!

A classic movie. Although the story is not actual fact. I read about the family after they moved to the states - dysfunctional family and their step mom was not as nice as the movie portrays.

It's Christopher Plumber who sings the song, not Richard btw Christopher is a well known Canadian actor!

Imago said:

Here we go again.



I'm looking forward to u know what...

rushing07 said:

Would you like to choke on my cock?

luv4u said:

All of this is covered in the sing-along bus tour.

You should totally book it! It was a blast!

OK OK.


On a serious note, this movie took many months longer than expected to film.








Do you know why it took sooooo damned long to film the movie?









Cause Plumbers don't work on Sundays.












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Imago said:

Hey imago oh btw for what you wrot about Prince in that fanfiction

Imago said:

Best male performance...


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NastradumasKid said:

The Prince fiction thread needed some sexual tension


It was well written though, right?

rushing07 said:

rushing07 said:

OMG, you're totally out-boo'ing my other boos

Imago said:

You should read what I've wrote when you get the chance

Imago said:

Have a seat.


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rushing07 said:

rushing07 said:

You totally need to send me a flirtatious orgnote NOW!

I'm in Alabama , stuck in my mom's house with no place to get a booty call, and nobody to get it with. I mean, I just watched the Sound of Music for fucks sake.

I thought the Christopher Plumber joke I stold from our tour guide was cute.

Imago said:

oh wow...Alabama...


sorry...

Imago said:

Do you have Skype over there?

OMG I HATE U

I've uploaded tons of new photos on my Facebook and you had to go and choose that one....

Imago said:

Is that picture suppose to be you?

rushing07 said:

yeah, I have skype, but I can only do the text chatting. My mom's in the next room over, and she's an uber light sleeper.


or I have yahoo thevoid888, but I can only text.