Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends

1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''
2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.''
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.''
5. ''Damn, this water is cold.''
6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
7. ''Now how did that get there?''
8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.''
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of yourneighbors while yelling,''Whoa! Easy boy!!''
10. '' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters''
11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
12. ''C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
13. ''Boy, that sure looks like a maggot''
14. ''Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?''
15. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
16. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your ''Cross-Dressers Anonymous'' newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall.
17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, ''Peek-a-boo!''
18. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing ''Born Free.''

Mach said:

I hope so Mach..I need me some cards..to lead me the way.

questionofu said:

Oh but Moni does love him...and he had to call! That butt!

MoniGram said:

okay ... give me a few minutes

alwayslate said:

Mach said:

Okay hun

Billy Winker - Reversed
in the Past position.
Billy Winker reversed in your cards is warning you that self-indulgence will lead to difficulties that take longer to cure than create. He may indicate problems relating to overindulgence, smoking, or drinking.


Samhain
in the Present position.
The card of Samhain indicates powerful forces at work leading to endings, change, the completion of a cycle, dissolution, and winding down. It may also mean ancestral contact, family or tribal ties, clairvoyance, and mediumship.

Cro Sith
in the Future position.
When the gentle and protective Cro Sith appears upright in your cards, she heralds a situation of nurturing and unselfish love of the kind a mother has for her child. Her gifts are comfort, support, shelter, caring, and emotional nourishment.

statuesqque said:

Mach said:

that is so me right now Mach....

MoniGram said:

with your emotional pain - it is almost understanable

Mach said:

I need a fix hun! I am sick of crying!

MoniGram said:

I understand
Though I think crying and allowing yourself to go through all the emotions and not shoving them down will help you "fix" yourself sooner then if you do not allow yourself to

Mach said:

That might be true..if he would stop saying he regrets!!!!! Damn him!

MoniGram said:

That would make it tougher for sure

What do you gain from your talks with him ? If you always end up feeling more bad after talking with him then good - then you should think about changing the way you communicate with him or maybe not even doing it

Mach said:

I gain that maybe there is hope! Stupid I know! I need my own cards. LOL I am sick of crying!!!!

MoniGram said:

It is not stupid to have hope
Get yourself some cards A new hobby would be good for you

Mach said:

What would you recommened? as in cards?

MoniGram said:

Oh goodness there are 100rds of decks

I recommend that you look up tarot decks and read about different decks

There are animal decks
love decks
Shamin decks
Angel decks
Chinese
African
Celestial
Dragon
Feng Shui Tarot
Folklore
Goddess
Renaissance
Vampire Tarot

so so many - you wuld need to feel into them and see what calls to your soul

Mach said:

ok hun...i will look into these...thank you

MoniGram said:

I'm confused as to why, if he broke up with you, he's still calling?
What's his motivation?
Get back together?
Miss you as a friend?
Drag out the inevitable, and rake it all over the coals? hash through painful stuff, that won't matter in the long run?

Honestly, I have no info on the history, just based on what's posted.
Nothing beats having new experiences to distract a relationship gone south.
I once left town, over a breakup. In my younger years.

xplnyrslf said:

I am not sure why he still calls. He says he regrets breaking up with me. He says he misses me. He has not mentioned about getting back together, just he misses me. I am not sure why he is doing what he is doing. But I know Moni is tired of being drunk every damn night!

MoniGram said:

Here is a page you can click on each deck and read about them ( these are not the only decks though - there are MORE )

http://www.aeclectic.net/...iews.shtml

Mach said:

Thank you Mack..I have always been interested in tarot cards..I guess it's time to move forward with it.

just letting u kno that i gave steven tyler a pearl necklace last nite in my dream

MoniGram said:

That's contradictory. I wish I had you back....just not now? Is he seeing someone else.....?????

xplnyrslf said:

yes X, remember Moni had a thread about it about a month ago. Without reliving it, he gave in to pressure from his family. I know your remember...

statuesqque said:

Yes! Thank you.

THE GUY'S GOING TO HAVE A GUILT TRIP, NO MATTER WHAT HE DOES!



.....find someone with more testicular matter.

Ignore me, better yet.
Stick with the cards.....
[Edited 1/5/08 22:41pm]

one more thing.....
Does his family support him? The trust fund is cut off, etc..?
I understand different cultures, and so does he. Why did he engage in a relationship when he KNEW he wouldn't go against his family.
I'd take those phone calls and address it for what it is. A gross misunderstanding.
That's now cleared up.



don't listen to me....stick with less cynics.

xplnyrslf said:

Sounds to me like the typical, I don't want a relationship with you, but I'd like to know if you're still in to me enough so I can tip over and get "some" every once in a while without feeling guilty cause you're suggesting it kinda of a thing. Pure male ego b.s., possibly. But hey, I don't know, anything is possible. Maybe he's just confused right now.