A thread to share freaky relationship stories. I'll start:

The 1st is a simple quick one as it was a 8 hour "relationship" at best. I got drunk and went home with a stripper. After we got back to her place, she informed me she was a vampire and proceeded to bite my neck as we made out. I still wanted some, but couldn't get her to stop biting me. I had to stay awake all night as I realized I didn't know where I was, and all of her windows were covered due to the vampire thing. Morning came and I broke out, to find I was about 8 blocks from my house the whole time! Drinking is fun.

The best though, was the girl I dated and decided to take to meet my college friends about 60 miles from my home town. We drove there and met everyone. During the conversation I mentioned I has watched about 20 minutes of "The Thomas Crown Affair" which we had rented, but not watched. She informed me we had rented that to watch together and proceeded to get extremely pissed over those 20 minutes I watched before returning the film. She got so pissed, when I went to the restroom, she took my car keys, stole my car and went back to our home town 60 miles away. I had to get the cops to track her down as she went into hiding. When I got back to town and got the car back, she couldn't understand why I was upset and wanted to stay together!

I forgot...I took that skank that stole my car to the 1st Prince Celebration!

I like the first one and how you woke up 8 blocks from your own home

I like the first one too, that is funny.

I don't have any freaky stories, maybe I haven't lived enough