This is kind of sad since he's the best roomate I've had for the most part. He's not perfect, but he pays in roughly the same day every month, he's polite, cordial, and respects my wishes not to get involved in each other's lives. That is, no friendship, no favors to each other (for the most part), no going out and doing things together, etc. etc---I don't think it's good to room with friends--when shit goes down, it REALLY goes down. And for all of this, any my eccentricities, he respects all of it. And he's always working, so he's rarely home.

But he grosses me out. I'm so vain and stupid about all of this too. For some reason I woke up this morning, went to my kitchen which passes the bathroom by his bedroom, and out walks a dumpy, homely, beast of a woman I've never seen before. This of course wouldn't phase me in the least if he wasn't already dating 4 women.---Yes, 4 WOMEN! In the evolutionary scheme of things, he's opted to secure his legacy and sew his seed with as many women as possible, and trust me folks--It's QUANTITY over QUALITY in ways I can only begin to describe. I know , I know--beauty is on the inside, but these gals need to turn their ugly asses inside out then. It's like he owns the harem of the homely. My god--I'm not taking the high road here and saying folks in their 30's should settle down and go the monogamous route, but if you're gonna slut it up, and more power to you if you do, at least take the beer goggles off at the bar. I swear, coming home with Lucy the missing link ain't doing you any favors.



Thanks.

U sure u didnt walk past a mirror?

DanceWme said:

I don't wear walmart undergarments. I'm sure.

Imago said:

Thank God ur changing ur avatar.

DanceWme said:

DanceWme said:

awwwww yeeeaaaaah

Imago said:

oooooh myyyyy



He looks happier in ur avvie than mine

DanceWme said:

Better than Anxiety.


I mean, Anx looks like he absolutely hates doing it.

Imago said:

Imago said:

DanceWme said:

co-

If they were all gorgeous, would you still be grossed out?

Is it the number of women, or that you deem them unfuckable?

Ur avatar Dan

ask her to pose for you camera then post it. Make sure shes in her underwear too.

Wow , you really got me curious now about what she looked like .
Homely in the sense of Roseanne Barr homely ?
Or in the vein of Kirsie Alley when she became fat?
Please take a picture of all those 4 or 5 homely girls and post them here.

make this a homely chick photowhore thread, then I can be bothered to be interested...

One man's wombat is another man's Venus.

Have you ever seen them when they come in?

Is it just hungover just-woken-up grossness? I mean, you've seen me in the morning. Some of us aren't exactly at our best when we first wake up.

Maybe he feels like these less than ideal looking ladies are spanking him pretty good in the sack. I have a couple of male friends that swear psychotic chicks are great in bed. Could your roommate feel the same way about his beastly beauties?
Or maybe he just prefers a big girl?

CarrieMpls said:

I've seen them dolled up before an ready to go out.


Think Jerseykrs (who is gorgeous), but in drag.








Here, slap some strawberry blond hair on this below and that's his Thursday night girl.... She drives a F-250 by the way.


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CarrieMpls said:

Calling them unfuckable is like calling Nagasaki and Hiroshima minor diplomatic faux pas.





It's a combination of the two. You can't sleep with multiple people at the same time unless you have some method to your madness. Fucking just anything you bring home from the state fair is nasty. Have some discerning tastes!

Imago said:

Is that a truck? I don't know anything about cars.

paintedlady said:

no, no no. Not all the girls are big. This isn't about size--this is about the stank. You know what I mean? the stank!

CarrieMpls said:

This is so far beyond typical lesbian 'jeep drivin' sensibilities, it goes into darker territory. (Lesbians, don't get mad at me--I love you.)

Imago said:

Does she wear a scrunchie?

CarrieMpls said:

Come to think of it, her hair is normally pulled back, or she's wearing a baseball cap.

I'm seriously not checking. You KNOW how scrunches make me react.

Imago said:

You're mean.

It's totally not fair that you can get away with saying such things and yet the rest of us can't.

You say it and orgers love you even more.

This is why I can never have a roommate again. I don't want strangers wandering through my house at all hours of the day and night. I don't want to be surprised by scrunchy-wearing, truck-driving someones coming out of my bathroom when I wake up.

JustErin said:

oh, I agree he's totally mean.