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PrintableI post this in the interest of all women that want to be pleased properly by their men.... if your under 18 then start taking notes....OR LEAVE
I like it when a man uses the entire tongue flat up against me, not the tip (eww!) using sideways or a circular motion (covering the area of the top of the inner labia, urethral opening and clitoris). Alternate sucking on clit helps but only after swelling of the clit occurs. Digital penetration usually isn't necessary, I prefer to be lifted (back fully arched) with my buttocks in his hands as if he were eating watermelon, legs in the air. I think this position is best when the one "serving" you is on his knees on the floor and his elbows are on the edge of the bed "prayer position" , this should allow for a more ergonomic neck position. And please never break rhythm, if done properly you should come up looking like a glazed donut. Please, if there are any pussy-sucking bandits in the house, please feel free to make any corrections..... let's get this right to make the world a better place  [Edited 1/10/08 11:06am] | |
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paintedlady said: I post this in the interest of all women that want to be pleased properly by their men.... if your under 18 then start taking notes....OR LEAVE
I like it when a man uses the entire tongue flat up against me, not the tip (eww!) using sideways or a circular motion (covering the area of the top of the inner labia, urethral opening and clitoris). Alternate sucking on clit helps but only after swelling of the clit occurs. Digital penetration usually isn't necessary, I prefer to be lifted (back fully arched) with my buttocks in his hands as if he were eating watermelon, legs in the air. I think this position is best when the one "serving" you is on his knees on the floor and his elbows are on the edge of the bed "prayer position" , this should allow for a more ergonomic neck position. And please never break rhythm, if done properly you should come up looking like a glazed donut. Please, if there are any pussy-sucking bandits in the house, please feel free to make any corrections..... let's get this right to make the world a better place
[Edited 1/10/08 11:06am]  Dayum! That's pretty fuckin' intense! I can dig that. That sounds about right though. Usually, I push the thighs ALL the way back so I can gain access to ERYTHANG!
And I usually lick from the top of the crack of the ass to the tip of the clit. I rarely plunge my tongue inside the pussy and I play very close attention to the clit, licking and sucking. I also do circular motions with my tongue OR up East-West/North-South, depending on my vagina of choice and how they respond to each. I also like to finger the ass more so than the pussy, and play with the nipples as I do my thang. There's also the bending over and gaining access which is pretty damn spiffy  .
All in all, if the eater ain't wet from the tip of their nose to the bottom of their chin, then they ain't doin' shit.  nWo: bboy87 - Timmy84 - LittleBlueCorvette - MuthaFunka - phunkdaddy - Christopher
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paintedlady said: Now we are getting somewhere. Thank you MuthaFunka! Hey, thanks - I'm always glad to lend a helping tongue.  nWo: bboy87 - Timmy84 - LittleBlueCorvette - MuthaFunka - phunkdaddy - Christopher
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MuthaFunka said: paintedlady said: Now we are getting somewhere. Thank you MuthaFunka! Hey, thanks - I'm always glad to lend a helping tongue. 
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paintedlady said: MuthaFunka said: Hey, thanks - I'm always glad to lend a helping tongue.
Turned this thread out! Now where are the rest of the men nWo: bboy87 - Timmy84 - LittleBlueCorvette - MuthaFunka - phunkdaddy - Christopher
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Now would be the time for you fine gentlemen to add on any other techniques (positions, erotic tips to turning your ladies on, dislikes or any other particulars) that others can stand to learn from your varied experiences, don't be shy. No pictures please, I want as many people to be able read this for educational purposes. I'm not sure if this should now be NSFW, so lets not get too vulgar, but being descriptive is OK.  I know right...
Anyways, ladies if you're not too shy, please feel free to join in, and thank you all for your mature contribution | |
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Alright, time to defend the honor of Gotta.
Am I a great lover? Probably not. But I think I am more than adequate if not well above average. It is always her pleasure over my own. I am well-versed in the Klingon alphabet, if you know what I am saying. I realize I have now said too much. All good things they say never last... | |
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Painted and Mutha | |
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paintedlady said: Wait a minute.... you mean that she would still get angry if you woke her by sliding your tongue across her clit?
 dude! i think i'd knee the poor guy in the face from shock more than anything else | |
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evenstar said: paintedlady said: Wait a minute.... you mean that she would still get angry if you woke her by sliding your tongue across her clit?
dude! i think i'd knee the poor guy in the face from shock more than anything else I guess it depends on the girl because I'd throw my legs up quick, but kneeing him would never happen! I might knock over a lamp though | |
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GottaLetitgo said: Alright, time to defend the honor of Gotta.
Am I a great lover? Probably not. But I think I am more than adequate if not well above average. It is always her pleasure over my own. I am well-versed in the Klingon alphabet, if you know what I am saying. I realize I have now said too much. Wait a minute I will say this.. I have tons of respect for any man that's willing to go the distance to please his wife! And you should get top honors for wanting your wife and no one else 
To me you are not a man that needs help, just a man that desires his wife a lot! | |
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I apologize if this thread comes off as I think that you lack any skillz because that is not my intension, I believe to the contrary and you should feel secure in the knowledge that I think your wife is very lucky to have some one that cares about her so. | |
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WHEW LAWD!!!!
Painted just raped the hell out of this thread with Mutha as an accompilce. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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Rhondab said: Painted and Mutha
nWo: bboy87 - Timmy84 - LittleBlueCorvette - MuthaFunka - phunkdaddy - Christopher
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KidaDynamite said: WHEW LAWD!!!!
Painted just raped the hell out of this thread with Mutha as an accompilce. nWo: bboy87 - Timmy84 - LittleBlueCorvette - MuthaFunka - phunkdaddy - Christopher
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MuthaFunka said: KidaDynamite said: WHEW LAWD!!!!
Painted just raped the hell out of this thread with Mutha as an accompilce. That you are.  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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KidaDynamite said: MuthaFunka said: That you are. (Mutha pops his collar )nWo: bboy87 - Timmy84 - LittleBlueCorvette - MuthaFunka - phunkdaddy - Christopher
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I like to lick the inside of a woman's thighs before I hit the good stuff. I prefer she shave that thang - a little triangle is ok, but no more.
As for sexual positions, there's nothing I love better than hittin' it from behind. If she's into some light spanking, I'll do that, then gently massage her breasts/nipples. |
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What type of things does your wife like? Romantically? Maybe we should help you with flushing out her romantic side by amplifying the things she enjoys?
Painted, what do you think? Maybe he is going Zero to 60 on her and she is pissed that she missed out on the ride? I know that irks the hell out of me if you hit me at the wrong time... But that is just me.  Right now, I truly missed being chased and seduced. Miss everything old school. Things are going so fast and we are not able to appreciate the simple stuff.Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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ShySlantedEye1 said: What type of things does your wife like? Romantically? Maybe we should help you with flushing out her romantic side by amplifying the things she enjoys?
Painted, what do you think? Maybe he is going Zero to 60 on her and she is pissed that she missed out on the ride? I know that irks the hell out of me if you hit me at the wrong time... But that is just me. Right now, I truly missed being chased and seduced. Miss everything old school. Things are going so fast and we are not able to appreciate the simple stuff.I can not say about Gottaletitgo's wife, I don't know anything about her, and you know if we have a lot going on all day, stress can make us so tense that it makes us numb to the world around us and we tend to forget to take time to enjoy ourselves when we need it the most. I am huge on touch, the right touch whether its a soft sensual caress or heavy petting that would include receiving scratch marks, and panties torn off must be done right to get me into the mood, one wrong touch, (like a mistaken elbow to the breast) would have me out the mood so quick you'd think we were in Antarctica. I so agree about a man finishing up to quickly, I've been known to beat my lovers up with the pillows over that one.... so frustrating, for both people. And yes ShySlantedEye, when a man takes his time it like heaven, yeah! for the men that do it Old School.... nice and slow
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Yeah, I can cuss and talk shit!! I couldn't say what I wanted earlier because I was at work and had inmates all in my office getting on my nerves! I have my moments when I go and get what I want but most of the time, I like it slow. Mainly because, I got rid of the rug rat for a couple of days, the house is completely empty and if I wanted to do it on top of the TV or in the hall, I can. Hell I might want to christened the whole house and that may take four days if it is done correctly!  I am praying for that type of man! Haven't seen an old school man that opens doors, pull your chair out at dinner, likes to make the first move since 1990. Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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Well I've been taught that love making starts by a glance, a touch on the shoulder, a smile, and caring conversation throughout the time your with that person. Even if your too tired to talk, just sitting next to eachother in front of the TV with his arm around you can be quite nice 
No kiddies at home?.... that's when you go all creative with the chocolate Kamasutra body paint and do your lover like you were Picasso and he was your canvas [Edited 1/11/08 1:59am] | |
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paintedlady said: GottaLetitgo said: Alright, time to defend the honor of Gotta.
Am I a great lover? Probably not. But I think I am more than adequate if not well above average. It is always her pleasure over my own. I am well-versed in the Klingon alphabet, if you know what I am saying. I realize I have now said too much. Wait a minute I will say this.. I have tons of respect for any man that's willing to go the distance to please his wife! And you should get top honors for wanting your wife and no one else
To me you are not a man that needs help, just a man that desires his wife a lot! Yeah, what she said. All good things they say never last... | |
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If you have any extra money, Orgers, put it on Gotta this weekend.
I'm feeling good about my chances! All good things they say never last... | |
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GottaLetitgo said: If you have any extra money, Orgers, put it on Gotta this weekend.
I'm feeling good about my chances! 
Good luck!!  [Edited 1/11/08 11:03am] | |
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"Stroke her a couple times for me cuzzin'..."Christopher Tracy
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paintedlady said: [i]"Stroke her a couple times for me cuzzin'..."[/i]Christopher Tracy
Go on with your bad self! Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian  | |
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 All good things they say never last... | |
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GottaLetitgo said: Is that good or bad? | |
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