You should get her hooked on that Sobe juice (Don Quai flavor)
It'll keep her "ready"

paintedlady said:

That beats playing "Rico Suave" and suggesting a game of full-contact "Twister" before bed.

GottaLetitgo said:

That's why she's holding out.

If you haven't already done so, now could be the time to think about those fish sticks.



But seriously, I'm glued to this.

KidaDynamite said:

That's what I tell myself, at least.

As for those requesting updates for January 7 and January 8, let me just say that Fran Drescher provided comfort in the barren landscape that has become my sex life.

GottaLetitgo said:

You really wanna get her HOTT, throw on some "I Wanna Sex You Up" by Color Me Badd!!!

GottaLetitgo said:

GottaLetitgo said:

i just don't know why any woman would deprive herself like that. i mean, if you find the right person and take the time and go to the trouble of marrying someone, why not enjoy all the sex you can get once you're married??? isn't that one of the benefits? i don't get it.

hang in there. and, maybe change your screen name to GottaGetItOn for good luck!!

XxAxX said:

Damn it, man, just get a hooker already!

CaptainChaos said:

S'up, Cap'n.

horatio said:

Close call last night, y'all. The mood was right, I said all the right things, things were looking real good for the home team. So I'm in the shower, making myself pretty, and DAMN if the wife doesn't fall asleep while I'm in there.

With no "Nanny" on, I was at least somewhat pacified by the delightful "Cathouse:The Musical".

GottaLetitgo said:

You should have kissed her softly to wake her up.

shanti0608 said:

Mrs. Gotta Awake=


Mrs. Gotta Asleep=

GottaLetitgo said:

ok.....then it was a wise choice to not wake her.

GottaLetitgo said:

That sucks!

Wait a minute.... you mean that she would still get angry if you woke her by sliding your tongue across her clit?

paintedlady said:

MoniGram said:

paintedlady said:

Why do I have a feeling this thread is going to go all sorts of places now.

Prepare the floodgates...

paintedlady said:

The Captain has it on good authority that Gotta couldn't find the part you mention with a map and a GPS device.

C'mon ladies..... don't act as if that shocks you.....

Cap'n Chaos.... ah lawd

Serious question Gotta. Are you willing to try? Have you? Is this too personal for you, if so, then it's OK not to answer.

And people please let's stay mature about this, Gotta has a genuine concern and we should be as helpful as possible. NO CLOWNING!

paintedlady said:

OMG, that would work if you were dead.

sj1600 said:

I mean waking her up, in a way that she would be like "Let's do this..."

GottaLetitgo said:

Imago and crew will show up any minute now

paintedlady said:

yeah i was going to ask something like that too.

and at the risk of showing a little more interest than i should in Gotta's 2008 sexblog, i have to ask: Gotta are you actively seducing your wife? using foreplay to arouse her interest in sex????

I have some tips on waking her up if ya want.....