My wife just said some Australian dude on TV, the "take home chef", is sexy. Hey if that gets her motor running, maybe I'll have something to report tomorrow.

GottaLetitgo said:

Maybe you can walk around in an apron!

MoniGram said:

Naked!!!

KidaDynamite said:

Keep us posted.

January 4, 2008: My wife is a loving, caring, hard-working individual who gives much to society and to her family. I am proud to know her and to be married to her. To paraphrase "Jerry McGuire", she completes me.

That being said, she's like Fort Knox this year.

0 for 4.

GottaLetitgo said:

So when are you gonna walk around in the apron.....




















Naked???

KidaDynamite said:

MoniGram said:

January 5: Starting to think this is a really dumb and potentially embarrassing idea for a blog...

Wacthing a re-run of "The Nanny". Damn, that Fran Drescher is sexy...

Aw come on, I'm "pulling" for ya.

GottaLetitgo said:

try a little wakey wakey action


wish someone would with me

emm said:

I love my wife dearly, but as far as waking her from slumber...I'd just assume wake a bear. I'd probably have a better chance of survival.

Jude418 said:

Yanks!

January 6: Seriously, I'm not talking a big one or anything but there has to be some sort of telethon they can do in this case.

GottaLetitgo said:

That was wrong!

KidaDynamite said:

:orgnote:

GottaLetitgo said:

Maybe Jerry Lewis can help out.

GottaLetitgo said:

ok don't wake her exactly... but umm...
i can't be the only only one who gets horny first thing in the morning.

emm said:

that is my horniest too

emm said:

Ohhhh...that kind of wakey, wakey action. Yeah she's a part of that whole religious faith that doesn't believe in sex before breakfast or something. She explained it a long time ago but I forgot a lot of the details.

MoniGram said:

Either that or a "We are the World" type song, maybe written by R. Kelly or something.

Maybe you can wear her pants again, and she can wrestle them off of you.

littlemissG said:

Man, that would be deeply metaphysical if somehow she found a way to get into her own pants.

There was some guy on "Deal or no Deal" last night who ignored the advice of his pregnant girlfriend when she said to make the deal for $166,000 and he ended up opening the $1 million boxes on his next two attempts after that. I think he ended up with like $27,000.

I think I may get some before that guy.

GottaLetitgo said:

Good idea!

Just reading this thread GottaLetitgo, and I just had to show some love.
Its so good to read about a husband that has a genuine desire for his wife and isn't out 'til 3am every night trying to pick up STD's in some local dive.

paintedlady said:

Thanks. Yeah, it's my wife or no one, not that I make any judgment on those who stray. And other than writing about my love life to thousands on this web site, I never (well, rarely) complain or pressure her because I am a big fan of my wife and all that she does.

That being said, what shocks me is how much she deprives herself of the sexual dynamo that is Gotta.

GottaLetitgo said:

Use that on her!