There is nothing worse than an itch you cannot scratch. Have you ever had a memorable itch you couldn't scratch. Where was it? Could you scratch it but it would have been at an inappropriate moment?! Do you have a tool for scratching or are you generally a fingers person. Scratchy stories here!...

Buy a back scratcher or get some skin itch cream for relief. Moisterize skin as it itches due to dry weather.

PANDURITO said:

Don't worry. If you build it, they will come...

luv4u said:

That wasn't what I was asking for really but still. Thanks for the (somewhat obvious) advise.

I don't need a scratching tool.
My entire body is double-jointed.
I can bend myelf to reach anywhere on my body that I desire.
Whenever I get that extra-elusive itch,
I just get bent & relieve myself with ease..

I'm my own tool.

JDInteractive said:

sometimes my knee itches for what seems like hours....it's not due to dry skin or some freaky knee fungus and I can reach it easily ofcourse but all the scratching in the world doesn't help...a doctor told me it was some kinda nerve thing going on (not his exact words)...it doesn't happen often but when it does it's annoying as hell....

yes.



also you've reminded me of a crowded house song that I'm now downloading.

jami0mckay said:

Stop downloading Crowded House.

JDInteractive said:

its too late

I must be going stir crazy or blazing saddles or something

I don't use anything to scratch unless it's on my back where I cannot reach.

But here is something for all you gents out there....






It's the executive gentleman's ball scratcher.

hokie1 said:

gents...

do you realize where you are??
[Edited 1/3/08 5:53am]

roodboi said:

True....


I should have said dudes I guess. Or pigs...

oink

jami0mckay said:

Oh you!!! You are NOT a pig. You are a sweetheart.

hokie1 said:

I don't have a story, but my friend Joe sent me a hilarious tale a couple of weeks ago about how he had a meeting first thing in the morning and he had a horrible itch on his left shoulder he couldn't quite reach. He was wiggling in his chair, reaching back and such and halfway through the meeting realized he had a tube sock stuck up the back of his sweater. Once he knew what it was it made it even worse as he was paranoid someone would see and the itching only got worse. He felt the sock slowly falling down the back of his sweater as the meeting wore on.
When it was finally over, his assistant followed him to his desk to ask what the heck was up with him and he calmly reached inside his sweater and threw the sock at his assistant.

CarrieMpls said:

damn tube socks

JDInteractive said:

The most memorable itch I could not scratch was nothing on the exterior of my body but more so a deep feeling inside my soul - something that could not be scrached even if I tried

Mach said:

Those handles look long enough

Mach said:

What's this hippy twaddle of which you speak Mach?

i scratch whatever i need to scratch wherever i am

there was this one time i was speaking in front of a group and my nuts started to itch. without missing a word, i reached down there and mixed them up a little

A snatch you cannot itch

InsatiableCream said:

JDInteractive said:

You know a soul itch - one that would go totally against your life as you have created it

a totally wild hair grass is greener type random "run mutha fucker run" vibe ... man

maybe it's just the trees I hug talking to me