This is kind of sad since he's the best roomate I've had for the most part. He's not perfect, but he pays in roughly the same day every month, he's polite, cordial, and respects my wishes not to get involved in each other's lives. That is, no friendship, no favors to each other (for the most part), no going out and doing things together, etc. etc---I don't think it's good to room with friends--when shit goes down, it REALLY goes down. And for all of this, any my eccentricities, he respects all of it. And he's always working, so he's rarely home.

But he grosses me out. I'm so vain and stupid about all of this too. For some reason I woke up this morning, went to my kitchen which passes the bathroom by his bedroom, and out walks a dumpy, homely, beast of a woman I've never seen before. This of course wouldn't phase me in the least if he wasn't already dating 4 women.---Yes, 4 WOMEN! In the evolutionary scheme of things, he's opted to secure his legacy and sew his seed with as many women as possible, and trust me folks--It's QUANTITY over QUALITY in ways I can only begin to describe. I know , I know--beauty is on the inside, but these gals need to turn their ugly asses inside out then. It's like he owns the harem of the homely. My god--I'm not taking the high road here and saying folks in their 30's should settle down and go the monogamous route, but if you're gonna slut it up, and more power to you if you do, at least take the beer goggles off at the bar. I swear, coming home with Lucy the missing link ain't doing you any favors.



Thanks.

This is why I can never have a roommate again. I don't want strangers wandering through my house at all hours of the day and night. I don't want to be surprised by scrunchy-wearing, truck-driving someones coming out of my bathroom when I wake up.

Yes, but you could easily get a gay roomate, and besides having to deal with a 2-Diva house, all would be cool. Half naked gay men walking around the house would almost feel like a Versace shoot.

Yeah, no.

Actually, having Denton living above me is like having the perfect roommate. We can have dinner and watch tv together when we feel like hanging, but we each have our separate spaces to go home to.

I'd hate to live right next to Denton. I'd constantly be begging him to make me raw vegan deserts, and feed me grapes.... wearing Versace of course.

You're mean.

It's totally not fair that you can get away with saying such things and yet the rest of us can't.

You say it and orgers love you even more.

If you bought him versace, he might be agreeable.

It's not about being mean or being nice. I KNOW you can't approve of all your male friend's bar-fly pickups


I mean, what if he brought home a nudist? Heaven forbid I walk into that early one morning before I fully come to my senses. I won't know wether to scream or take it to the vet to get groomed.

It's not about being mean or being nice. I KNOW you can't approve of all your male friend's bar-fly pickups


I mean, what if he brought home a nudist? Heaven forbid I walk into that early one morning before I fully come to my senses. I won't know wether to scream or take it to the vet to get groomed.

I wonder if he could tell the difference between the real thing and a cheap Bangkok vendor knockoff

Are you kidding me? Do you remember who you are talking to?

I think 95% of the population in general is unfuckable.

Are you kidding me? Do you remember who you are talking to?

I think 95% of the population in general is unfuckable.

My roomate would sooooo not see eye-to-eye with this.

You'd be lucky if you'd get dessert out of a can.


Actually, I cook more than he does. And I received a subscription to Vegetarian Times for Xmas.

You just have to try harder.

Are you going vegitrian full time now?


Raw/vegan since December 15th!

I'm no whore. Ok, well, maybe...but I'm no whore with low standards.

I'm very content with my 5% thanks. Actually make that 2% since 3% of that percentage is gay.

Fuckers.

No. But it's still a nice magazine.

I'm even more strict than I had been, though. I eat fish/seafood maybe once a week and beef and pork each maybe once or twice a month. I've cut out chicken completely for about a year now (or more) and I had turkey on thanksgiving with my family, but can't remember the last time I ate it before that, possibly thanksgiving last year.

I don't know if I'll ever make the complete commitment as I love food and I don't want to limit myself in what I'm willing to try/enjoy, etc. But what I've been doing falls nicely into my "everything in moderation" philosophy, as well as noting that every choice (meaning every time I choose not to) counts.

OMG I just remided myself of a dream that I had last night.
I was having sex with a girl!!!
It was a nightmare.

This is my second erotic dream about a girl in my life.
The first one happened when I was 16 or 17.

It would have not been a nightmare if it was with me.

That is if you're into hooking up with the unfuckable...imago roommate styles.

My roomate would sooooo not see eye-to-eye with this.

POSER!

My roomate would sooooo not see eye-to-eye with this.

Well, I am not sure what your roomie looks like, but generally the unfuckable tend to stick to fucking the unfuckable.

Well, I am not sure what your roomie looks like, but generally the unfuckable tend to stick to fucking the unfuckable.

In general, yes, but I think most men have much lower standards than women. I hate to stereotype, but I've found many men will have sex with just about anyone.