1. i give my best friend at work an electric snow blower (which he asked for), he gives me the same bottle of pinot merlot he gave to everybody.

2. the two jw's who knock on the door at 9:30 am who says, "i guess i'm the last person you expected to see"

3. after giving up 2 100% goose down comforters, 2 bratz comforters, a spongebob comforters, 2 bratz watches, a cell phone, two video mp3 players, a basketball shooter game AND a motherfucking Wii to my 2 sisters and their kids...you know what i got? NUFFIN!!!!..not a fucking thing!


their response...u didn't say what u wanted :angry:

Fury said:

I'm sorry.

@ #2

He really shouldn't have said that.

Your Christmas sounds like the best ever recorded in the history of humankind to a large number. You just give and expect something in return.

Fury said:

Sorry to hear all that.

Sorry, but

Fury said:

it's ok...i didn't get anything either.

the gift of giving is a gift in itself...but i'm sure that's not what you want to hear.

that's the spirit!

The 24th was nice and ended absolutely perfect. Yesterday was quite the opposite.

my birthday coming up

i mean..jeez.... a coupla pairs of boxers or the old standby Baltimore Ravens gear (very cheap now since we suck monkey balls this year)...i guess tghis must be how some females get when you ask them if they want something and they say "no" but then when you don't get them anything they look at you like WTDF!!??!!...the only thing under the tree were the boxers i bought for myself (i left them in the bag with kids' stuff), that my sister wrapped and said i got from mrs claus...

good thing i bought myself a 50" plasma lcd flat panel and a digital camera, or ya'll would be looking at live reports of some ass-whuppings in west baltimore last night...i'm just saying

It's better to give than receive.

Imago said:

Co- sign

Fury said:

This is so quoting material....4 REAL!!!

i gave this year instead of my usual taking. i feel better for it.

Well, my mom taught me that when you give someone a gift is because you want to, and you shouldn't do it just to get something back. If you're expecting to get something back then what's the point of giving? Get it for yourself

theodore said:

Exactly

jess555ja said:

theodore said:

I like to keep a tab of the value of all my gifts to other people, and if the value of the gifts given to me is not equal to or above the value of gifts given by me, then everyone in my life gets a demerit based on a Christmas point system.

I only give to those that I really want to give something to and I don't expect anything back from them

BucketOfBouncyBalls said:

Yeah you watch luv4u will send this one over the wall to P+R now...let the shit shift begin!

NDRU said:

theodore said:

Your mom is absolutely right. Moms are so smart.

psychodelicide said:

my mom, God rest her soul, said you always make sure everybody in the family has SOMETHING
under the tree. even in the years when she didn't have anything to give, there was always at least a pair of earmuffs, some underwear...anything to at least show that you thought about the person. sure i could buy my own stuff, but the fact that someone did or did not take the time to pick something out for you speaks volumes, i'm just saying. my sister offered to go buy me something and i told that it wasn't necessary, the day is done. next year all them motherfuckas get nuthin but head nod and a whassup!

Fury said:

There was that shooting on the bus in West Baltimore....

I'm just sayin'...

How do we know you weren't sorta ticked off yesterday?

ThreadBare said:

if u ain't hear anything about napalm, an ak47 and a large amount of krazy glue, then it wasn't me

NDRU said:

everyone will be getting handkerchiefs next christmas, won't they

BucketOfBouncyBalls said:

I'm sorry abt your shitty xmas but