If I Had A Million Dollars



If I had a $1000
(If I had a $1000)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I had a $1000
(If I had a $1000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a $1000
(If I had a $1000)
I'd buy you a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
If I had $1000 I'd buy your love.

If I had a $1000
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had $1000
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had $1000
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
There would be already laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

If I had $1000
(If I had $1000)
I'd buy you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had $1000
(If I had a $1000)
I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Like a llama or an emu)
And if I had $1000
(If I had a $1000)
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(All them crazy elephant bones)
And If I had $1000 I'd buy your love.

If I had a $1000
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a $1000
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more.
If I had a $1000
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That’s right, all the fanciest dijon ketchups
Mmmm

If I had $1000
(If I had $1000)
I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had $1000
(If I had $1000)
I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had $1000
(If I had $1000)
I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey?)

If I had $1000
I’d buy your love

If I had $1000, If I had $1000
If I had $1000, If I had $1000
I'd be rich

oooh, I love bare naked ladies. I like'em even better with only red high heels on. ooh, a naked lady with nothing but high heels...damn, I gotta go again...

uhhh

the Bare Naked Ladies are men

DORA said:

Ya know, a thousand dollars aint gonna buy you all that shit!

Love that song! Yay for BNL.

Not as good as they used to be though.