http://www.ubergizmo.com/...mazon.html


By elizabeth , 26/11/07 12:46 PM (CommentID #376630)

I didnt think this was real, but i went and got one and it works wayyy better than my old one

XD



By Anonymous , 13/08/07 5:39 PM (CommentID #270575)

this truly is a good christmas present .. as Santa would say its for the Ho Ho Hoes!



By Anonymous , 13/08/07 5:36 PM (CommentID #270574)

i work at coldstone creamery and we just bought one to play it around at work when anybody goes on break. Although many of us have recieved transmitted diseases from eachother from stains left on Dora ... it still has a pleasurable feel. I heard that on the nozzle water squirts out as well, it's almost as good as sticking a gerbil up your butthole.



By Anonymous , 29/04/07 1:58 PM (CommentID #154862)

IF THAT IS ALL YOU HAVE ON YOUR MINDS I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU, ""GET A LIFE"IT'S A CHILDS TOY FOR GODS SAKE!!



By hahaha , 01/04/07 12:47 PM (CommentID #127367)

this is going to be just like the harry potter broomstick that vibrated. wal-mart kicked it because moms were concerned that their girls were spending tooo much time locked in their rooms.



By captan obvous , 01/04/07 12:45 PM (CommentID #127365)

well that settles it. dora really is a dude.



By tekjerk , 12/01/07 2:03 PM (CommentID #084161)

Well now, that's a crazy looking dildo



By Captain Murphey's Mustache , 10/01/07 1:02 PM (CommentID #083616)

Do you think we could get another comment about how this toy could be used as a dildo?



By sayyes , 08/01/07 4:46 PM (CommentID #082725)

since when is dora exploring the inside of assholes and vaginas?



By Donny Osmond , 11/12/06 12:03 PM (CommentID #073505)

YOU BASTARDS YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!!! THIS WAS MY PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION!



By Sushi , 10/12/06 11:29 AM (CommentID #073247)

ahaha what the hell kind of toy is this XDDD
It looks so decieving! I wonder if this is sold in NY XDD


By Jeff , 08/12/06 7:47 AM (CommentID #072704)

Boy Oh Boy! If this can REALLY communicate with you and other aquapets I can just imagine what Dora will be saying! I LOVE it finally a toy your daughter can use during the day and mommy can use at night! My 40 year old friend bought one and she has no kids!



By Anonymous , 30/11/06 10:36 PM (CommentID #070566)

I have to agree with Johny, does the thing vibrate?! and wow.... so many girls could have fun with that.... haha.


By gayle , 30/11/06 2:13 PM (CommentID #070473)

dora the explorer.

yes, i suppose she is!



By you KNOW... , 29/11/06 8:49 PM (CommentID #070312)

... this is gonna be a popular adult toy for some girls.



By Anonymous , 29/11/06 3:15 AM (CommentID #070127)

"Daddy, Can you go buy me a 20 pack of AA's"



By Shawn B. , 26/11/06 5:06 AM (CommentID #069253)

Give me a break people. Todays children are not so sexualized (yet) that seeing this toy will elicit the same response you perverted adults are giving it.


By Haha... , 26/11/06 2:21 AM (CommentID #069191)

Little girls will soon be wondering why they like the shape of their Dora Aquapet SOOO much...



By debbie , 25/11/06 3:36 PM (CommentID #068992)

ha ha ha this has been all over message boards and forums, and now withdrawn from Amazon, hilarious!!! (unless it's sold out!!)



By jfresh , 22/11/06 6:42 PM (CommentID #067783)

man i would should that up my ass...no question at all



By 1A2R , 22/11/06 5:39 PM (CommentID #067735)

I'd hit it.


Twice.


By Emo , 22/11/06 11:09 AM (CommentID #067606)

Cool, a toy for Mothers and Daughters to share. ; )



By Ha , 22/11/06 8:36 AM (CommentID #067545)

Dora really is the explora



By Phlipm34 , 22/11/06 8:12 AM (CommentID #067541)

Gives new meaning to her buddy, "Go, Diego, Go!"



By frederick , 21/11/06 8:03 PM (CommentID #067298)

I hear there's one that comes in all black, and is twice as long.



By EvilMissMuffin , 21/11/06 6:30 PM (CommentID #067270)

WTF?!?!? Whoever gets their child this toy for christmas is sick in the head and should be shot. Why would someone design a sex toy for children. Sick bastards!



By butt muncher , 21/11/06 5:44 PM (CommentID #067258)

not very sturdy!

it went up my ass ok but as soon as i sat down it broke with Dora stuck up my ass!

can i get a refund if i clean the vaseline off?



By holy carp! , 21/11/06 5:38 PM (CommentID #067255)

get 2

one for your butthole

and one for the cuchie



By Dido , 21/11/06 4:44 PM (CommentID #067237)

Can't even comment on that >.< but pre-teens are going to have more fun at home this summer by themselves



By Kristen , 21/11/06 4:44 PM (CommentID #067236)

Eww freakin' gross! Lol... this looks like a adult toy!



By iarts , 20/11/06 6:19 PM (CommentID #066753)

Is it me? Or does this thing resemble an adult toy? I'm sure girls and a few boys everywhere will have a great time with Dora this holiday season!



By Alpha4 , 20/11/06 9:59 AM (CommentID #066570)

When the time comes, should make explaining the Birds and the Bees a little easier.




By Johny , 19/11/06 10:50 PM (CommentID #066331)

Does it vibrate?


[Edited 12/28/07 23:21pm]

that's just wrong

Those people at Hello Kitty must be shooting its research department bout now.

OH HELL 2 THA MOTHERFUCKING NIZZAW!!!

lazycrockett said:

KidaDynamite said:

Agreed!

the one who left the comment reprimanding everyone for thinking it looks like a dildo is the one who will take it away from their daughter.

ZombieKitten said:

Oh Damn Man Hello Kitty is a one-stop-SHOP. They have EVERYTHING!!

Oh for fuck's sake. Haven't any of you ever seen an Aquapet? They're barely two inches tall, and about as thick as a hot dog. Also, mechanical and filled with water and comes complete with a safety warning, and retails for about 5 bucks. That'd be one poor excuse for a dildo.

lazycrockett said:

I thought there WAS a hello Kitty vibrator.

superspaceboy said:

me too.